Britney Spears

Permalink | Friday - June 11, 2004

An insider source tells me that this photo was taken from a recent video shoot involving black bra and panties. And by "insider source" I really mean my four year old cousin who watches way too much TV and likes to throw her mashed potatos. Anyhoo, Britney's bra looks to be pretty see through so for those of you interested in seeing a nipple or two, this might be a good opportunity. Personally, I was too lazy to track the little bugger down. And uh, I'm no expert but that looks to be an extension cord that Miss Spears is holding onto. Black underwear and extension cords? This video is going to rock!

Britney Spears
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*UPDATE: Here are some more pictures from the Outrageous video shoot.

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Vida Guerra

Permalink | Thursday - June 10, 2004

Vida was featured in FHM many a month ago and became a sort of pseudocelebrity through that gigantic booty of hers. Since then, she's become a legend in the ass community. And judging by the gigantic nature of her butt, I can understand why. Sadly, I just can't appreciate it. I'm more into the shape and form of an ass rather than just its volume. Quality over quantity is what I always says. And though I can see how somebody might get a kick out of that much flesh, it's just not my style. I'd prefer this to this anyday.

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Jennifer Lopez

Permalink | Wednesday - June 09, 2004

Singer-actress Jennifer Lopez is expecting a baby with new husband Grammy-winning salsa star Marc Anthony, it was reported.

I am shocked! Looks like Jennifer is a bigger slut than everybody thought. Well besides me, of course. I always knew she was a big slut. It all started with that time I walked in on her having sex with fourteen guys at once. At first I was like "Hey, she seems like a pretty wholesome girl." But then reflecting back on it I think deep down I knew she was a slut.

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Anna Nicole Smith

Permalink | Wednesday - June 09, 2004

What do you get when you take Anna Nicole Smith, FHM magazine, and a photographer? A great big pumpkin pie, that's what. Confused? So am I. To make up for it, here's a collection of Anna Nicole Smith galleries, including her latest photoshoot with FHM. Now that I think about it, that probably would have made a better answer to the opening question. Then again, pumpkin pie is one delicious dessert. So really, there is no right answer here. Hopefully by the time you finish looking at the new and improved skinny Anna, you'll have forgotten about this entire paragraph and I can get back to eating my pumpkin pie.

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Christina Aguilera

Permalink | Wednesday - June 09, 2004

When you've reached a certain level of sluttery, it becomes almost natural that your underwear just sort of disappears. In a prime example, here's our good friend Christina at the MTV Movie Awards. I had a quick chat with her after the awards show and asked her why she didn't bother to wear underwear with her outfit, considering people could literally see her ass crack. "When you're as slutty as me, wearing underwear just gets in the way of things. Plus with this fantastic dress, just a pull of the string and I'm naked! Now let's have crazy sex in the parking lot with my two midget friends and that donkey." I was tempted to take her up on her offer, but decided my life would be better off without genital herpes and the 48 other STD's I would undoubtedly catch.

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Lindsay Lohan

Permalink | Wednesday - June 09, 2004

Lindsay Lohan this, Lindsay Lohan that. The only reason I'm posting these is because I enjoy watching Jay Leno check out his guests. If you've ever seen The Tonight Show, you've no doubt noticed that he ALWAYS takes peeks at his guests' bodies. Conan O' Brien is pretty good about keeping eye contact and shows an almost inhuman restraint when it comes to some of his hotter guests, but Jay just doesn't seem to care that he's being filmed and watched by millions. Doesn't matter your age, race, or height, if you've got boobs, Jay Leno is probably staring at them. It's okay though, Jay. I know it's rare to have such young well developed breasts guests on the show.

Lindsay Lohan on The Tonight Show 1
Lindsay Lohan on The Tonight Show 2 <-- Bad Jay! She's only 17!
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*UPDATE: Some more screen captures

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