Lindsay Lohan

Permalink | Wednesday - June 09, 2004

Lindsay Lohan this, Lindsay Lohan that. The only reason I'm posting these is because I enjoy watching Jay Leno check out his guests. If you've ever seen The Tonight Show, you've no doubt noticed that he ALWAYS takes peeks at his guests' bodies. Conan O' Brien is pretty good about keeping eye contact and shows an almost inhuman restraint when it comes to some of his hotter guests, but Jay just doesn't seem to care that he's being filmed and watched by millions. Doesn't matter your age, race, or height, if you've got boobs, Jay Leno is probably staring at them. It's okay though, Jay. I know it's rare to have such young well developed breasts guests on the show.

Lindsay Lohan on The Tonight Show 1
Lindsay Lohan on The Tonight Show 2 <-- Bad Jay! She's only 17!
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Miss Canada 2004

Permalink | Tuesday - June 08, 2004

Is everybody familiar with what a camel toe is? I'm assuming you've all been on the internet for more than a week, so it should be safe to assume that you're all educated in the lingo. But for those of you that are new to this sort of thing, here's a quick brush up. I bring this up only because I respect Miss Canada for her brains and personality, and not because her bathing suit bottom was way too tight during the Miss Universe 2004 pageant.

Miss Canada 2004 Camel Toe


Marc Anthony

Permalink | Tuesday - June 08, 2004

Saying his personal life is off-limits, singer Marc Anthony refused to confirm Tuesday whether he's married to Jennifer Lopez.

Is he...is he stupid? We have pictures from the damn wedding! I think it's pretty obvious that he married Jennifer Lopez so dancing around the subject isn't really going to do anything except make people think he's even uglier than he already is. I'm not sure how dancing around a subject can make somebody look ugly, but when you're as ugly as Marc Anthony I'm sure that type of thing just comes naturally. Ya know, looking ugly. The man is a zombie!

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Jennifer Love Hewitt

Permalink | Tuesday - June 08, 2004

jlhewitt.jpgWhoa whoa whoa, what is going on with Jennifer Love Hewitt's breasts? They used to be so fun and perky and now they look so sad and droopy (hey, that kind of rhymed). I guess the aging process is starting to take its toll on her once wonderful body. Not that she's some hideous creature now, but those breasts are just a couple inches lower than where I'd like them to be. At least she still has an unbeatable butt.

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Jennifer Aniston

Permalink | Tuesday - June 08, 2004

janiston.jpgAlthough most people remember Jennifer Aniston for her role as Rachel on Friends and for her magnificent head of hair (you guys are freaks), I remember her most for her Oscar-worthy performance in Leprechaun. I won't bother with the details, but the movie involved a Leprechaun and gold and maybe something about Irish people. What I'm trying to say here is that Jennifer used to be ugly. Before her nose job, she looked like an average big nosed brunette. And after her nose job, she looked like an average normal nosed brunette that's married to Brad Pitt. So let this be a lesson to you all. No matter how ugly you are, plastic surgery can help. I know the world has tried to tell you that beauty is on the inside but that's just society's way of telling you that you're ugly. And you are ugly.

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Jake Gyllenhaal

Permalink | Tuesday - June 08, 2004

Looks like the rumors about Jake Gyllenhaal being the next Superman were completely false. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't relieved.

Though he made an excellent Donnie Darko, there's no way his boyish looks could have pulled off the sheer masculine power of Superman. Actually, there's nobody in Hollywood that I could see portraying the Man of Steel. The best job so far was done by the under appreciated Dean Cain on the short lived TV show Lois and Clark. Other than that, all the other Supermans have been pretty miscast, including Christopher Reeves. He just doesn't look or feel like Superman. He's more the gay uncle type.

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