Salma Hayek

I'm not sure what this Saddam Hussein lookalike is doing to Salma Hayek, but it doesn't look comfortable. Then again, maybe Miss Hayek enjoys the occasional bending in half, in which case there's an empty motel room and packet of condoms that require her immediate attention. Sure, that sounded distasteful, but it wasn't really. If you read closely, you'll notice that I never once implied having crazy motel sex with Salma. Oh wait, nevermind.

View Picture - Salma Hayek Getting Bent
View Gallery - More Salma Hayek Pictures

*note: Because of the nature of this site, I will no longer post NSFW (Not Safe For Work) warnings. It is redundant, and everything on this site should be assumed NSFW.

Severina Vuckovic

A top Croatian pop star has appealed to the public to return or destroy private pictures of her enjoying a lusty sex romp which appeared on the Internet this week.

I have no idea who Severina Vuckovic is but that's only because I'm not up to date on my Croation pop stars. Up to date? How about I never even knew Croatia had pop stars until this showed up. But I'm not one to complain. Any country that can bring us a sleazy sex tape is okay by me.

Read Article [CNN]
Download Video (NSFW)

*edit: Here are some screen captures from the video (NSFW) if you don't feel like downloading the 72 mb file.

**edit: The bandwidth for the site hosting the video got decimated so you'll have to be patient and hope it comes up again, or wait for a mirror to surface.

Britney Spears

Sadly, Britney Spears seems to have fallen from her pristine hotness and has officially taken on the look of a drug addict. I had assumed the trucker hat pictures to be a fluke, but I now realize the error of my ways.

View Picture - Drug Addict Britney [World of Britney]
View Pictures - Trucker Hat Britney

E3 2004 Booth Babes

The use of beautiful women to sell nerd-equipment seems paradoxical to me, as they're usually the ones who understand the least about what it is they're actually promoting. Having some beautiful half-naked model try to sell you beer is one thing, but having that same beautiful half-naked model try to explain the intricacies of per-pixel lighting and bump mapping is just plain silly.

"It's like these pictures, see, but they totally have like these bumps and things on them. Tee hee, I'm not wearing a bra."

I guess that last part pretty much summed up their whole reason for being there though. There's something about a woman not wearing a bra that really makes you want to view the latest in gaming and electronic equipment.

View Pictures [1Up]

Christina Aguilera

I wonder if there's a whole other dimension to Christina's shirt that I'm just not seeing. Maybe it's a band. Maybe it's a description. Or maybe, just maybe, it happens to be Christina's occupation.

Hi-Res Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera 1
Christina Aguilera 2
Christina Aguilera 3
Christina Aguilera 4 <-- Oh my!
Christina Aguilera 5
Christina Aguilera 6

Jennifer Hawkins

QUITO, Ecuador - A 20-year-old, blue-eyed Australian was named Miss Universe (news - web sites) 2004 in a two-hour pageant in this Andean capital watched by hundreds of millions of television viewers around the world.

Jennifer Hawkins smiled as the outgoing titleholder, Amelia Vega of the Dominican Republic, slipped the crown on her head Tuesday night at a convention center on the northern outskirts of Quito.

The Miss Universe title needs to carry some more weight to it then just a tiny crown and a year's worth of bragging rights. It seems to me that any position which sounds like the ruler of the Universe should carry with it certain responsibilities and perks. Such as if Miss Hawkins ever requests to have crazy animal sex with me on the streets of Sydney, she should have the power to get her wish granted. That's just my humble opinion though.

Read Article [Yahoo! News]
Visit Official Miss Universe Site

*edit: Here are some more pictures of the very lovely Miss Universe

Jennifer Hawkins with crown
Jennifer Hawkins in bikini