Britney Spears

Sadly, Britney Spears seems to have fallen from her pristine hotness and has officially taken on the look of a drug addict. I had assumed the trucker hat pictures to be a fluke, but I now realize the error of my ways.

View Picture - Drug Addict Britney [World of Britney]
View Pictures - Trucker Hat Britney

E3 2004 Booth Babes

The use of beautiful women to sell nerd-equipment seems paradoxical to me, as they're usually the ones who understand the least about what it is they're actually promoting. Having some beautiful half-naked model try to sell you beer is one thing, but having that same beautiful half-naked model try to explain the intricacies of per-pixel lighting and bump mapping is just plain silly.

"It's like these pictures, see, but they totally have like these bumps and things on them. Tee hee, I'm not wearing a bra."

I guess that last part pretty much summed up their whole reason for being there though. There's something about a woman not wearing a bra that really makes you want to view the latest in gaming and electronic equipment.

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Christina Aguilera

I wonder if there's a whole other dimension to Christina's shirt that I'm just not seeing. Maybe it's a band. Maybe it's a description. Or maybe, just maybe, it happens to be Christina's occupation.

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Christina Aguilera 4 <-- Oh my!
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Jennifer Hawkins

QUITO, Ecuador - A 20-year-old, blue-eyed Australian was named Miss Universe (news - web sites) 2004 in a two-hour pageant in this Andean capital watched by hundreds of millions of television viewers around the world.

Jennifer Hawkins smiled as the outgoing titleholder, Amelia Vega of the Dominican Republic, slipped the crown on her head Tuesday night at a convention center on the northern outskirts of Quito.

The Miss Universe title needs to carry some more weight to it then just a tiny crown and a year's worth of bragging rights. It seems to me that any position which sounds like the ruler of the Universe should carry with it certain responsibilities and perks. Such as if Miss Hawkins ever requests to have crazy animal sex with me on the streets of Sydney, she should have the power to get her wish granted. That's just my humble opinion though.

Read Article [Yahoo! News]
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*edit: Here are some more pictures of the very lovely Miss Universe

Jennifer Hawkins with crown
Jennifer Hawkins in bikini

Avril Levigne

"You know what's so gay is, like, all these journalists are, like (saying in faux hushed reverence), 'Avril Lavigne's punk and she's a rebel and she does punk rock music,"' Lavigne, 19, said in a recent interview, using the word gay as a slang synonym for stupid.

"It's like, 'OK, how stupid are you? ... Do you even know what punk is?' I am certainly not punk, and I hate it when people try to say that I am."

You know what's really gay, Avril? The fact that you use the term 'gay' as a derogatory statement and that you string together sentences like a twelve year old.

She is right about not being punk though. She was never punk and she never will be punk. Sadly, her life will be rooted in pop, though she deludes herself into thinking that she's a rock star. I don't know why, but I've grown a strong distaste for Avril. Maybe it's because she actually believes her own bullshit. That she really thinks she's in a different class than Britney or Christina. The only difference between them and Avril though, is that Britney and Christina are popular.

Read Article [Yahoo! News]

Britney Spears

BRITNEY Spears has been given permission to tour China on one condition - officials want prior approval of her outfits to check they are not too revealing.

Hmm, I wonder why that is. Maybe it has something to do with Britney's inability to keep her breasts inside her tops. Not that I'm complaining, mind you, but I can see how her crazy antics might piss off our more conservative friends in China. To make up for her China tour, I suggest she do a completely nude tour here in America. That way, the whole universe can balance itself out. Extra clothing in China, less clothing in America. That's a system I think I can live with.

Read - China Warns Britney
Read - Britney Pops Out [The Sun]

*edit: Here's an unrelated video of Britney getting feisty with "fans."