Apologies & Awesome

Wait. No more depression = no more hilarious Internet meme. I WON’T ALLOW IT.

Greetings from 30,000 Feet,

Just wanted to drop a quick note apologizing for the less than stellar writing the past few days while I’ve been in LA. Nothing drives me apeshit more than not being able to give 100% to the posts, but it was all for a good cause: The mobile site. Definitely on track for the Fall, but let’s say late October so no one’s nailing dead bats to my door. (I don’t know why I listed that as a turn-on.)
Also, if you haven’t noticed, I ditched the “More” button and stopped jumping the posts, so all the writing is on the homepage now. I have heard your cries, my children, for I am a loving and benevolent God blogger — Word Messiah Man.

Now if you’ll excuse me, some badass lawyer just bought me a beer (Sean says “Hi,” Conni.), and I believe I promised some people a little Formspring action. Business as usual tomorrow when I’m back in the Fortress of Solitude and no longer cranky that I had to wear big boy pants instead of footy pajamas.

- The Superficial

(Thanks to Lindsey for the Happy Keanu pic which kind of makes me sad. I like him forlorned.)

Photo: Korby Banner/VISA