Wait. No more depression = no more hilarious Internet meme. I WON’T ALLOW IT.
Greetings from 30,000 Feet,
Just wanted to drop a quick note apologizing for the less than stellar writing the past few days while I’ve been in LA. Nothing drives me apeshit more than not being able to give 100% to the posts, but it was all for a good cause: The mobile site. Definitely on track for the Fall, but let’s say late October so no one’s nailing dead bats to my door. (I don’t know why I listed that as a turn-on.)
Also, if you haven’t noticed, I ditched the “More” button and stopped jumping the posts, so all the writing is on the homepage now. I have heard your cries, my children, for I am a loving and benevolent God blogger — Word Messiah Man.
Now if you’ll excuse me, some badass lawyer just bought me a beer (Sean says “Hi,” Conni.), and I believe I promised some people a little Formspring action. Business as usual tomorrow when I’m back in the Fortress of Solitude and no longer cranky that I had to wear big boy pants instead of footy pajamas.
- The Superficial
(Thanks to Lindsey for the Happy Keanu pic which kind of makes me sad. I like him forlorned.)
Photo: Korby Banner/VISA
I’m sean and I’m saying “Hi” to Connie.
You are most definitely not Sean.
Where’s my icon? Why are you so special?
Amy – It pays to be ROOT
Still awesome, wish they would give him more movie roles.
MORE movie roles? You mean, he hasn’t butchered the movie screen enough???? He plays the same guy with different hair cuts ffs!!! From Bill and Ted’s, to Dracula, to Johnny Pneumonic, to Devil’s Advocate, to Speed, to the Matrix’ etc etc etc ….
No matter WHAT role he is playing, he always sounds and acts like he is about to say “Duuuuuude, where’s George Carlin? This mess is Booogus …”
Worst actor this side of William Schatner
Keanu looks much better when he’s not roadside puking.
Sandra bullock was driving him again..
Viva Mexico
Viv, I’m gonna seriously beat your ass even if it is your country’s anniversary.
No article jumping/re-ordering? No “more” button? Happy fucking days….
Welcome back Fish…. Your “pissed me off” factor just dropped back into the yellow…. Sorry, but if you want green status you will need to show more pics of that Mexican chicks ass…..
and more dick please
Yes, more please.
post pictures of your tits first
Thank god, Fish was such a fucking asshole when we had to jump for an extra 3 fucking lines of talking about tities. It actually curbed my SF visits.
Yeah.
But Im kind of upset I wont be getting back-to-back Reggie Bush/ Heidi posts. That was cutthroat journalism folks!
He used to be so hot. Getting old sucks.
he’s still not, he just needs a shave.
Dude. We get like one of these “I’m sorry I was sick/on the road/blowing some dude” notices per week. Is this site serious or not?
Yes, the fish has been ditching us for this and that reason lately, and this mobile site, it means the fish will be out and around, no? I hope he gets us better posts, I don’t want to read about how he can see the dog taking a dump at the park.
Not unless that dog was Spencer Pratt.
please don’t ever reveal your identity. your anonymity is part of what makes this site special.
No more “more” button is a win.
Fish, def appreciate the mobile site. New job blocks thesuperficial and the vibrant hates banner ads.. Now all i need’s a keypad that’s fatfinger friendly
I must click on those links he posts twice a week and get a “BLOCKED/ADULT PORNOGRAPHY” box that pops up from corporate.
I’m like “Not again, fuck!” Corporate firewalls fucking blow
How about no “More…” in the RSS too
That more button sucked donkey dick
THANKS! hated the “more” link
never been inspired to post before :)
Keanu is the man.
wtf is up with geekologie? i just got a malware notice for the whole site?!?
me too
Looove Keanu!! Gorgeous, gorgeous vibrant man. He looks great! I’m hoping this is a sign he’s happy! :)
I also feel inclined to thank you for getting rid of the “more” link at the bottom of the posts. I hated that thing. :D
FIRST
FIRST AGAIN
But for you Fish and some of your brilliant commentors I would have jumped from the bridge long ago. Somebody show Keanu the Superficial site!!!
imagine him with a PENIS in his mouth & sperm on his ceek, folks?
Eek!
I didn’t notice that you were gone, no one reads your posts anyway. They’re all liberal hippy pc pinko commie anti-America Obomma-gushing propoganda anyway. You and your ilk of self-entitlement brainwashed sheep live in a pathetic godless alternate universe with no concept of reality or responsibility. I just like coming in here to see what all the liberal pc anti-American Obomma loving pillow biters are going to blame on Bush next. Go back to ass-slamming your he-bitch you friggin homo.
Yeah. He doesn’t believe in God, he prefers boobs over butt, he likes Obama (ew).
Still it’s his site and he is doing us a big favour!
and you know he’s really happy because the guy can’t act. we’ll always have the bench, sad keanu.
thanks for ditching the more button. mobile site anticipation!
I almost thought you were going to apologize for all of your racist political comments you made on some posts in the past few weeks where you alienated a lot of your readers. Guess not.
dude, what are you talking about? Fish writer would drop down and blow Obomma in half a second if given the chance. This guy would toss Chris Brown’s salad, he’d even pay to do it. He’d give up the manhole to Usher for just one more chance to vote for Al Franken. Get your facts straight.
Come on it’s not fish’s fault that the opposition went with a monicer that means balls in their mouths. No one in their right mind lets that go without poking fun :-)
well at least you are writing far better than a few other sites despite what was written in the past few days or so.
Thanks for dropping the ‘more’ button. Seriously.
hahahaha ahhh republicans. You guys are funny to the rest of the world. Keep the entertainment coming!
Like we’re here for the writing…