Anyone Want To See Heidi Klum’s Nipples?

May 16th, 2013 // 15 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

Originally, these Heidi Klum shots were going to be just one pic in today’s The Crap We Missed until I showed them to Fish. After he finished smacking my head with a rolled up newspaper and screaming, “Place multiple angles upon the Internet and either reference Adult Swim or call Kim Kardashian a whore,” I decided to write this post. So, here’s Heidi at some event that Kim Kardashian’s probably not allowed to attend because of how much penis she loves or how she just “doesn’t get” Space Ghost.

[Ed. Note – Wow, we actually have a tag for ‘Nipples.‘ I’m suddenly glad all my grandparents are dead.]

Photo: Getty, Splash News

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  1. my nipple detector is giving an extremely low reading, barely above background levels.

  2. Heidi Klum Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Versus Versace Launch
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Lifeguard Heidi shouldn’t scrape her hair back so harshly; it makes her look old(er).
    The twins appear a little lopsided here. Blaming the camera angle or the dress would be reasonable.

  3. I was hoping to see Hindenburg size nipples but instead get barely a Good Year blimp.

  4. Heidi Klum Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Versus Versace Launch
    Commented on this photo:

    “Vich iz more hypnotizing, mein schtare or mein nipplez?”

  5. Heidi Klum Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Versus Versace Launch
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mmmm…titties…Mongo LIKE titties…”

  6. Heidi Klum Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Versus Versace Launch
    Commented on this photo:

    Heidi Klum as she re-enters a burning building after carrying out two firemen – WHOA! Are those her NIPPLES?

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    Pip Pip Cheery-O
    Commented on this photo:

    Boy, they really point at 10 o’clock and 2 o’clock, don’t they?

  8. Fido Boy

    I scoured that gallery. God damn you Photo Boy.

  9. Heidi Klum Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Versus Versace Launch
    Commented on this photo:

    Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close up.

  10. Heidi Klum Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Versus Versace Launch
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the face Seal divorced, most likely the face that got seen round the house 24/7.

  11. Kronaz

    And the nipples tag hasn’t been used since 2010…

  12. Heidi Klum Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Versus Versace Launch
    Canadian Houseguest
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone’s arc reactor powered down suddenly and without warning, apparently. That’s what you get for buying a knock-off product from Stane International.

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