Viral superstar Antoine Dodson already sold out homosexuals for a chicken sandwich, so it really shouldn’t be that much of a surprise that he threw them even further under the bus by praying away his gay and inseminating his wife by ejaculating into her vagina just like all those boring stories he heard about straight people. “Ohmygod, gurl, that was all kinds a disappointing. — Hurray!” Us Weekly:
The Huntsville, AL native shared the happy news on Twitter on Tuesday, Sept. 17, sparking confused reactions from fans.
“I just became the happiest man alive!! My beautiful Queen and I are having a baby!!” he tweeted.
“Wait what?” one user wrote, with several others echoing her sentiment.
“Aren’t you gay?” another added.
The 27-year-old, who was previously open about his sexuality, renounced his homosexuality back in May, telling fans in a series of tweets and Facebook postings that he wanted “a wife and family” and “to multiply and raise and love my family that I create.” Dodson explained that he had become a “True Hebrew Israelite descendant of Judah” and therefore saw his former lifestyle as “foolish.”
“‘True Hebrew Isrealite?’ That’s what cures you?! Jesus, what am I paying you people for?”
“To determine the location of the Infinity Gems, Mr. Cruise.”
“Oh, right, I do want that gauntlet. How’s that going by the way?”
“Umm… a space ghost stole them?”
“Dammit! Every time.”