Anthony Kiedis’ kidney: ‘Okay, time out.’ (And other news)

December 16th, 2008 // 15 Comments

This stuff might’ve happened:

- Anthony Kiedis has a close call with kidney failure. He knew things were bleak when the Olsen twins kept hanging around. They’re like vultures, but for junkies. [NY Daily News]

- Tom Cruise hopes Suri pursues acting. Someone’s gotta start making money in that house. E-Meters don’t grow on trees you know. On this planet…. [Us Magazine]

- Dennis Quaid and his wife settles their dispute with Cedars-Sinai for $750,000 after they overdosed their twin infants with Herparin. He reportedly threatened to “go all Innerspace on their asses.” You don’t mess with that. [TMZ]

- Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber name their newborn son Samuel proving they’re weirdos who don’t want their kid to be ridiculed his entire life. Pfft. Can you believe these assholes? [People]

Photos: WENN

  1. amy cunningham


  2. What's it to you?

    Are you sure that isn’t Pete Wentz?

  3. Em

    Wow. Did some asshat really just compare Anthony Kiedis to Pete Wentz?

  4. I love you douchenozzles.

    Every last one of you.

    *wiping tear of joy*

  5. JJ

    Anthony’s haircut looks like Jackson Browne 30 years ago.

  6. a reader

    I hate multi celebrity posts…

    3/4 of a mil? is it just me or does it sound like a lousy settlement?

  7. Turgid Dahlia

    That Schreiber guy can dress like a motherfucker. AND he’s tapping that awesome piece of tail. Go man, go! Live the dream!

  8. Mac Attack

    Poor Anthony Kiedis…his illness will surely cut into the time he spends treating everyone like shit. Karma is a bitch.

  9. Me

    Anyone posting after Me sucks on Anthony Kiedis’ junkie penis and swallows.

  10. Penischeeze

    Sorry #9 but today is opposite day. HOMO!

  11. Cornelius

    That Dennis Quaid story just makes me mad. Just because he’s Dennis Quaid (read: a douchebag-gy celeb) he can do that. When my mom was mistreated in a standard procedure that left her permanently disabled, all she got was, basically: shit happens.

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  15. Dennis Quaid is the story that just makes me mad. Just because it Dennis (Quaid’s Read: A douchebag-GY celeb) she can do. When my mother is a standard procedure that left him permanently disabled had been mistreated in, all he got was, basically: Shit happens.

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