This stuff might’ve happened:
- Anthony Kiedis has a close call with kidney failure. He knew things were bleak when the Olsen twins kept hanging around. They’re like vultures, but for junkies. [NY Daily News]
- Tom Cruise hopes Suri pursues acting. Someone’s gotta start making money in that house. E-Meters don’t grow on trees you know. On this planet…. [Us Magazine]
- Dennis Quaid and his wife settles their dispute with Cedars-Sinai for $750,000 after they overdosed their twin infants with Herparin. He reportedly threatened to “go all Innerspace on their asses.” You don’t mess with that. [TMZ]
- Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber name their newborn son Samuel proving they’re weirdos who don’t want their kid to be ridiculed his entire life. Pfft. Can you believe these assholes? [People]
amy cunningham | December 16, 2008 at 4:21 pm
firts!!!
What's it to you? | December 16, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Are you sure that isn’t Pete Wentz?
Em | December 16, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Wow. Did some asshat really just compare Anthony Kiedis to Pete Wentz?
Holly | December 16, 2008 at 4:46 pm
I love you douchenozzles.
Every last one of you.
*wiping tear of joy*
http://www.hollysdailyrant.blogspot.com
JJ | December 16, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Anthony’s haircut looks like Jackson Browne 30 years ago.
a reader | December 16, 2008 at 5:21 pm
I hate multi celebrity posts…
3/4 of a mil? is it just me or does it sound like a lousy settlement?
Turgid Dahlia | December 16, 2008 at 5:56 pm
That Schreiber guy can dress like a motherfucker. AND he’s tapping that awesome piece of tail. Go man, go! Live the dream!
Mac Attack | December 16, 2008 at 6:01 pm
Poor Anthony Kiedis…his illness will surely cut into the time he spends treating everyone like shit. Karma is a bitch.
Me | December 16, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Anyone posting after Me sucks on Anthony Kiedis’ junkie penis and swallows.
Penischeeze | December 16, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Sorry #9 but today is opposite day. HOMO!
Cornelius | December 16, 2008 at 6:47 pm
That Dennis Quaid story just makes me mad. Just because he’s Dennis Quaid (read: a douchebag-gy celeb) he can do that. When my mom was mistreated in a standard procedure that left her permanently disabled, all she got was, basically: shit happens.
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lindary | December 16, 2008 at 8:52 pm
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"”m o d e l m i l l o n a i r e. co m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
gerard Vandenberg | December 16, 2008 at 11:18 pm
“THANK GOD I’M A COUNTRY BOY”, folks?
hard drive media player | May 20, 2010 at 7:38 am
Dennis Quaid is the story that just makes me mad. Just because it Dennis (Quaid’s Read: A douchebag-GY celeb) she can do. When my mother is a standard procedure that left him permanently disabled had been mistreated in, all he got was, basically: Shit happens.