This was Anthony Kiedis surfing in Malibu yesterday. Now I’m not an expert on sunscreen or anything, but I usually use my hands and go for a nice even coverage. As opposed to Anthony Kiedis’ method, which appears to be closing his eyes and dunking his face into a bucket of the stuff. Whatever works, I guess, but my method doesn’t end up looking like I lost a bet.
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CaptainInsano | January 21, 2009 at 6:01 pm
He’s in white-face. Racist prick.
mmm yeah | January 21, 2009 at 6:05 pm
I’m not looking at the sunscreen.
p0nk | January 21, 2009 at 6:14 pm
why so serious?
chilipepperfan | January 21, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Wow….who cares about the sunscreen….he’s got a hot bod! mmmm
Sweens | January 21, 2009 at 6:25 pm
It’s Zinc Oxide and its supposed to be put on like that. It looks funny, but keeps you from gettin that orange guido look
Ralph | January 21, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Looks like some big black dude jizzed on his face.
me | January 21, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Anyone posting after me sucks on Anthony Kiedis’ tube and swallows his lotion
Your Moral Conscious | January 21, 2009 at 6:31 pm
I’m not looking at the sunscreen.
^^^ Because you’re a perv !!!!!
meee | January 21, 2009 at 6:41 pm
ok number 7, shut the fuck up & get off these boards. you’re a fucking tool & i’m sick of seeing your fucking 3rd grade posts.
on another note….hahahahahahahaha. i burst out laughing when i read the caption then saw the picture
Banquo | January 21, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Well I mean, have you ever heard the guy talk? Serious brain damage…don’t know if it’s retardation or the drugs but WOW,..what a slow mover. He sounds like he shouldn’t be allowed to walk around without a helmet. “I think you are therry pwetty, I’m in a wok band wif a guy named thlee!”
He’s a total windowlicker.
(it’s ok I’m taking that word back)
wanks | January 21, 2009 at 6:59 pm
@5 you may be the only intelligent person (other than me) who knew this! kujos!
hset | January 21, 2009 at 7:08 pm
It’s not sunscreen, it’s zinc. It’s supposed to look like that.
Brian | January 21, 2009 at 7:39 pm
Anthony Kiedis is god.
End of story!!
#10 is a douche bag. He doesn’t sound retarded at all. Very intelligent man
sarah | January 21, 2009 at 8:18 pm
i’m pretty sure he likes turtles.
the Commish | January 21, 2009 at 9:11 pm
FAIL!! This post fails on so many levels. Who the hell cares!?
This is exactly like that time when a convict on death row gets a doctor to experiment with cutting off his face and putting it onto another guy who has nothing to do with anything. The wrong guy ends up getting put into jail and he tries to explain that his face was removed and replaced with that of the real bad guy. Of course, this is the story of every crazy convict in the prison so the guards do not believe him and proceed to beat him like a rented mule. He is not pleased and manages to escape and bring a mighty wrath upon the felon when he finds him messing around with his wife. All the while, the terminators were trying to get financing for these chrysler vehicles that they were programmed to purchase and the whole mess with the face switching trouble went down as the greatest event in prison history.
Ursula | January 21, 2009 at 9:49 pm
it’s zinc! it isn’t meant to rub in… it’s meant to be like that.. in australia here people wear all different colours too, not just white.. pinkk greeeen, yellow etc.
Ursula | January 21, 2009 at 9:49 pm
it’s zinc! it isn’t meant to rub in… it’s meant to be like that.. in australia here people wear all different colours too, not just white.. pink green, yellow etc.
Modwild | January 21, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Oh my God. I laughed out loud at this. This is one of the funniest damned posts I’ve seen in ages. Lighten up posters, this shit is funny.
gerard Vandenberg | January 21, 2009 at 10:11 pm
it’s shaving cream!!
He first wanted to abandon his MOUSTACHE but then he saw lance bass who loved licking there!!
Beer Baron | January 21, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Stand Down Warchild!
Barry O | January 21, 2009 at 11:30 pm
TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT, IT’S NOT SUNSCREEN.
It’s a prop 8 prohibition.
g rob | January 21, 2009 at 11:51 pm
Actually – this is the correct way of applying sunscreen. Most people rub it in so much that it disappears and isn’t screening you from anything.
Geoff | January 21, 2009 at 11:56 pm
It looks like he just blew a seal. Maybe he met one sun bathing on the beach?
AmberDextrose | January 22, 2009 at 6:44 am
It has to be said, zinc or no zinc, he looks very Theodore Logan. Which is either totally excellent, or completely bogus, depending on your point of view.
Brodie | January 22, 2009 at 9:04 am
CaptainInsano you don’t have ANY idea of what you’re talking about. “He’s in white-face. Racist prick.” Are you for real? Have you even listened to any of the Red Hot Chili Peppers music? He is totally opposite of what you have said about him. Get a grip and go back to myspace.
Geoff | January 22, 2009 at 9:26 am
Hey Brodie, have you ever listened to the Red Hot Chilli Pepper’s music backwards? If you had, like Captaininsano and I do regularly you’d know what a racist piece of crap they are. He’s totally in white-face. BTW… His surf board is shaped like a giant, burning, cross.
The Love Bomber | January 22, 2009 at 11:13 am
Kiedis is a complete tool regardless of the zinc oxide…a total and complete ass face. Fuck that guy!
Jammy | January 22, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Hey I’m kissin’ my biceps for Obama and recycling!
EuroNeckPain | January 22, 2009 at 4:49 pm
I liked this guy even before I knew he was surfing. Mustache is not a good idea, though.
Darkie | January 22, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Jesus, don’t you assholes read the posts??? It’s not fuckin sunscreen, we know already. It’s already been mentioned 24 goddam times. Man I never saw retards that know so much.
On another note, this guy is ugly as shit. No amount of ZINC IT’S ZINC OXIDE IT’S NOT SUNSCREEN is going to help that face. You fags have bad taste.
Maia Serr | January 25, 2009 at 4:47 am
Seriously. Certain sunscreens- benzoate or something (i’m no chemist) changes the gender of fish in the ocean. zinc oxide does not. Saw it on the Green channel. Some sunscreens are a greater environmental hazard. Mustache has got to go along w/ the too young models. Gross. But i do approve the choice of sunscreen.
Maia Serr | January 25, 2009 at 4:48 am
Seriously. Certain sunscreens- benzoate or something (i’m no chemist) changes the gender of fish in the ocean. zinc oxide does not. Saw it on the Green channel. Some sunscreens are a greater environmental hazard. Mustache has got to go along w/ the too young models. Gross. But i do approve the choice of sunscreen.
andreas | March 20, 2009 at 12:52 am
Number 10 you are a fool… Its quite obvious that you have never heard Anthony Kiedis speak before, think before you write such utter nonsense, or to be quite specific such verbal diarrhea.
The guy is the most sophisticated human being I have heard!! he would run rings around you!!
Who ever starts a conversation with “well i mean” or quotes the word retardation…. your a moron buddy!!! get a life and go back to listening the Backstreet Boys!!
doodad | September 4, 2009 at 1:45 am
After seeing the Pro-Obongo video he did where he “pledges allegiance to Obama” I hope he is dying and/or gets skin cancer. what a total moron this fool is.
hard drive media player | May 22, 2010 at 3:12 am
Have you ever heard any of the music of Red Hot Chili Peppers? It is completely the opposite of what you said about him. But I agree with the choice of sunscreen.