Anthony Kiedis doesn’t know how to use sunscreen

January 21st, 2009 // 35 Comments

This was Anthony Kiedis surfing in Malibu yesterday. Now I’m not an expert on sunscreen or anything, but I usually use my hands and go for a nice even coverage. As opposed to Anthony Kiedis’ method, which appears to be closing his eyes and dunking his face into a bucket of the stuff. Whatever works, I guess, but my method doesn’t end up looking like I lost a bet.

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  1. CaptainInsano

    He’s in white-face. Racist prick.

  2. mmm yeah

    I’m not looking at the sunscreen.

  3. p0nk

    why so serious?

  4. chilipepperfan

    Wow….who cares about the sunscreen….he’s got a hot bod! mmmm

  5. Sweens

    It’s Zinc Oxide and its supposed to be put on like that. It looks funny, but keeps you from gettin that orange guido look

  6. Ralph

    Looks like some big black dude jizzed on his face.

  7. me

    Anyone posting after me sucks on Anthony Kiedis’ tube and swallows his lotion

  8. Your Moral Conscious

    I’m not looking at the sunscreen.

    ^^^ Because you’re a perv !!!!!

  9. meee

    ok number 7, shut the fuck up & get off these boards. you’re a fucking tool & i’m sick of seeing your fucking 3rd grade posts.

    on another note….hahahahahahahaha. i burst out laughing when i read the caption then saw the picture

  10. Banquo

    Well I mean, have you ever heard the guy talk? Serious brain damage…don’t know if it’s retardation or the drugs but WOW,..what a slow mover. He sounds like he shouldn’t be allowed to walk around without a helmet. “I think you are therry pwetty, I’m in a wok band wif a guy named thlee!”

    He’s a total windowlicker.

    (it’s ok I’m taking that word back)

  11. wanks

    @5 you may be the only intelligent person (other than me) who knew this! kujos!

  12. hset

    It’s not sunscreen, it’s zinc. It’s supposed to look like that.

  13. Brian

    Anthony Kiedis is god.

    End of story!!

    #10 is a douche bag. He doesn’t sound retarded at all. Very intelligent man

  14. sarah

    i’m pretty sure he likes turtles.

  15. the Commish

    FAIL!! This post fails on so many levels. Who the hell cares!?

    This is exactly like that time when a convict on death row gets a doctor to experiment with cutting off his face and putting it onto another guy who has nothing to do with anything. The wrong guy ends up getting put into jail and he tries to explain that his face was removed and replaced with that of the real bad guy. Of course, this is the story of every crazy convict in the prison so the guards do not believe him and proceed to beat him like a rented mule. He is not pleased and manages to escape and bring a mighty wrath upon the felon when he finds him messing around with his wife. All the while, the terminators were trying to get financing for these chrysler vehicles that they were programmed to purchase and the whole mess with the face switching trouble went down as the greatest event in prison history.

  16. Ursula

    it’s zinc! it isn’t meant to rub in… it’s meant to be like that.. in australia here people wear all different colours too, not just white.. pinkk greeeen, yellow etc.

  17. Ursula

    it’s zinc! it isn’t meant to rub in… it’s meant to be like that.. in australia here people wear all different colours too, not just white.. pink green, yellow etc.

  18. Modwild

    Oh my God. I laughed out loud at this. This is one of the funniest damned posts I’ve seen in ages. Lighten up posters, this shit is funny.

  19. it’s shaving cream!!
    He first wanted to abandon his MOUSTACHE but then he saw lance bass who loved licking there!!

  20. Beer Baron

    Stand Down Warchild!

  21. Barry O

    TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT, IT’S NOT SUNSCREEN.

    It’s a prop 8 prohibition.

  22. g rob

    Actually – this is the correct way of applying sunscreen. Most people rub it in so much that it disappears and isn’t screening you from anything.

  23. Geoff

    It looks like he just blew a seal. Maybe he met one sun bathing on the beach?

  24. AmberDextrose

    It has to be said, zinc or no zinc, he looks very Theodore Logan. Which is either totally excellent, or completely bogus, depending on your point of view.

  25. Brodie

    CaptainInsano you don’t have ANY idea of what you’re talking about. “He’s in white-face. Racist prick.” Are you for real? Have you even listened to any of the Red Hot Chili Peppers music? He is totally opposite of what you have said about him. Get a grip and go back to myspace.

  26. Geoff

    Hey Brodie, have you ever listened to the Red Hot Chilli Pepper’s music backwards? If you had, like Captaininsano and I do regularly you’d know what a racist piece of crap they are. He’s totally in white-face. BTW… His surf board is shaped like a giant, burning, cross.

  27. Kiedis is a complete tool regardless of the zinc oxide…a total and complete ass face. Fuck that guy!

  28. Jammy

    Hey I’m kissin’ my biceps for Obama and recycling!

  29. EuroNeckPain

    I liked this guy even before I knew he was surfing. Mustache is not a good idea, though.

  30. Darkie

    Jesus, don’t you assholes read the posts??? It’s not fuckin sunscreen, we know already. It’s already been mentioned 24 goddam times. Man I never saw retards that know so much.

    On another note, this guy is ugly as shit. No amount of ZINC IT’S ZINC OXIDE IT’S NOT SUNSCREEN is going to help that face. You fags have bad taste.

  31. Maia Serr

    Seriously. Certain sunscreens- benzoate or something (i’m no chemist) changes the gender of fish in the ocean. zinc oxide does not. Saw it on the Green channel. Some sunscreens are a greater environmental hazard. Mustache has got to go along w/ the too young models. Gross. But i do approve the choice of sunscreen.

  32. Maia Serr

    Seriously. Certain sunscreens- benzoate or something (i’m no chemist) changes the gender of fish in the ocean. zinc oxide does not. Saw it on the Green channel. Some sunscreens are a greater environmental hazard. Mustache has got to go along w/ the too young models. Gross. But i do approve the choice of sunscreen.

  33. andreas

    Number 10 you are a fool… Its quite obvious that you have never heard Anthony Kiedis speak before, think before you write such utter nonsense, or to be quite specific such verbal diarrhea.
    The guy is the most sophisticated human being I have heard!! he would run rings around you!!
    Who ever starts a conversation with “well i mean” or quotes the word retardation…. your a moron buddy!!! get a life and go back to listening the Backstreet Boys!!

  34. doodad

    After seeing the Pro-Obongo video he did where he “pledges allegiance to Obama” I hope he is dying and/or gets skin cancer. what a total moron this fool is.

  35. Have you ever heard any of the music of Red Hot Chili Peppers? It is completely the opposite of what you said about him. But I agree with the choice of sunscreen.

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