Huma Abedin Finally Dropped Anthony Weiner’s Ass
Since apparently no one cares that we still have VMA pics piled up to our assholes, Huma Abedin has officially separated from Anthony Weiner after his third sexting scandal. Because there’s having an open marriage, and then there’s sending pictures of your cock bulge with your toddler son sitting next to you to a vocal supporter of the orange fuck-balloon your wife’s boss is running against for president. I mean, Jesus Christ. CNN reports:
“After long and painful consideration and work on my marriage, I have made the decision to separate from my husband. Anthony and I remain devoted to doing what is best for our son, who is the light of our life. During this difficult time, I ask for respect for our privacy,” Abedin said in a statement Monday.
When asked who’ll be the first politically catastrophic woman he’ll sext photos of his dick to now that he’s single, Anthony Weiner responded, “Eh, it’d just be boring now.” He was last seen kayaking because that’s where “the real danger’s at.” The Carlos Danger.
*60s Bond guitar lick*