Anthony Weiner is Pulling Out
Anthony Weiner is officially resigning today after accidentally tweeting his dick to his Twitter followers opening up a can of worms, or more specifically his worm, after he admitted to sexting several women and basically spending his free time masturbating over Skype for them while his wife is pregnant. Also, it didn’t help that he was talking to 17-year-old girls prompting Obama to say, “Dude, what the fuck?” Of course, what’s important here isn’t so much that this took goddamn forever, it’s that Janeane Garofalo is an idiot. So much so, that I’m actually linking NewsBusters who has a transcript of her defending Weiner on last week’s Bill Maher. I can’t stress this enough: When a congressman flings his dick all over the Internet behind his pregnant wife’s back then lies about it for a week, that’s fucking news. On top of that, Anthony Weiner is savvy enough to know that the dick’s out of the boxer briefs, and these women were about to get checks waved in front of their faces to “come” forward, so he should’ve resigned immediately instead of letting it become the cock-pun circus it’s become. Where was I going with this? Oh, right, Janeane Garofalo’s the Dana Loesch of liberal pundits.
And now back to boob photos peppered with dick jokes.
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