“Thinking of getting into the leg-breaking business, so I can profitably sell crutches later.”
- Anthony Bourdain after Paula Deen announced her endorsement deal with Novo Nordisk.
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Coyote | January 18, 2012 at 12:14 pm
Go Anthony Go; She deserves to be taken down a notch
Nina | January 18, 2012 at 12:17 pm
Ugh Anthony Bourdain. You’re a drug-addicted, alcoholic douche bag who travels the world smoking cigarettes and fucking thai ladyboys, while your wife stays at home with your child. You are no saint.
JC | January 18, 2012 at 12:23 pm
Doesn’t that describe 99% of all celebrity chefs, though?
slamdunk | January 18, 2012 at 1:04 pm
OH MY GOD HIS WIFE RAISES HIS CHILD? SHOCK ME SHOCK ME SHOCK ME WITH YOUR DEVIANT BEHAVIOR, TONY!
Deacon Jones | January 18, 2012 at 1:16 pm
“fucking thai ladyboys”???
lol, where the hell you get that one?
Komodo | January 18, 2012 at 4:30 pm
@ Deacon: Thailand.
:P
Loser! | January 18, 2012 at 1:27 pm
Sounds like someone who got kicked to the curb by Tony…
trizzay | January 18, 2012 at 3:34 pm
wow… need to get the sand out of your vagina?
Capitalist Pancake | January 19, 2012 at 4:35 am
Uh, sure, but he wasn’t giving recipes for Marlboro and crack souffles either. Deen’s built an empire on recipes that have your arteries begging for mercy, and continued to sell it while she was Type 2. If she had come straight out and said she had it and then attempted to present modified recipes to show awareness, my sympathies – but she didn’t. She kept going with the velveeta dunked lard balls and god knows what else, and only now comes clean because she’s got a financial safety net in the form of spokesperson for a diabetes drug. Seriously? Does anyone see that as genuine? And incidentally, I find Paltrow and her bulimic swinging between trying to convince people she eats everything and month long juice and laxative cleanses just as hypocritical.
Hank Janis | January 19, 2012 at 12:20 pm
Actually….He stopped smoking, doesnt do drugs anymore, and I am sure he doesnt uck lady boys….Maybe you are just mad because you worshipped Paula “Im fat” Deen. Did you have to get your foot cut off because you followed her cookbook? You fucking idiot Nina
Venom | January 18, 2012 at 12:20 pm
Ha Ha, I love Bourdain and I love that he called this woman out on her bullshit.
Nina, everything you said about Bourdain is true, but the difference is that he does not lie about it or pretend it is not true or present himself as someone that he is not.
I am glad I am not the only one that picked up on his intense love of Southeast Asia. I see the producers of his show have basically banned him from going out there.
Angelique | January 18, 2012 at 12:45 pm
“Today, I’m going to show ya’ll how to make gangrene…Sugar, give me back my toe!”
dave | January 18, 2012 at 1:01 pm
Paula is a disgusting cook.. she is not a ‘chef’. Any idiot can make delicious tasting food by adding butter and bacon. She is a disgusting pig
Cher X | January 18, 2012 at 1:13 pm
Not a Paula Deen fan and I think the whole “I shill drugs now” thing is totally reprehensible.
However Bourdain just needs to shut the fuck up. Not everything he cooks is healthy and he kind of looks like New York death.
justifiable | January 18, 2012 at 2:37 pm
But put him between two doughnuts and you’d eat him, right?
Cher X | January 18, 2012 at 3:01 pm
Eewwww. Not even if he was covered in chocolate sauce.
Fletch | January 18, 2012 at 1:16 pm
Another no-talent hack that needs to be shown the door.
Deacon Jones | January 18, 2012 at 1:18 pm
Maybe she can pray the diabetes away?
JC | January 18, 2012 at 1:28 pm
Tebow’s working on it. He’s got the time now.
Loser! | January 18, 2012 at 1:27 pm
Bourdain is the best…
JungleRed | January 18, 2012 at 1:40 pm
Paula Deen and the rest of those fat cunts (yeah, you too Batali) at Food Network are in cahoots with the pharmaceutical-food industrial complex? Why am I not surprised? I almost forgive Bourdain for eating those disgusting little endangered french birds.
Eric | January 18, 2012 at 1:59 pm
“Shit, got beat again,” said high cholesterol, heart disease and high blood pressure.
Dude of Dudes | January 18, 2012 at 2:01 pm
Ive made a few of her recipes. They all sucked and Im no slouch in the kitchen. Why cant I feel my legs….
it had to be said | January 18, 2012 at 2:33 pm
Bourdain’s only valid criticism is that she’s known for years that she had diabetes and still shilled the same “lifestyle” she shilled before. As for the food itself, a chimpanzee can see that it is utterly unhealthy. Bourdain’s just being a twat beating her over the head about that. Beat her fans over the head for that, not her.
P.S. Remember when she got hit in the face with a ham? That was funny.
Donald Trump | January 18, 2012 at 3:22 pm
Yeah lemme slap you grandma in the face with my dick and see how funny that is. Tawt.
it had to be said | January 18, 2012 at 4:44 pm
Did you just call me a tawt, you cnut?
Dumb ass.
TomFrank | January 18, 2012 at 2:37 pm
Hey, Fish, how come there’s no “Get the Look” tag for this banner pic?
Seriously, though, I see that that thing’s gone now. Thanks for getting rid of that shit.
Deacon Jones | January 18, 2012 at 3:19 pm
YES.
I quadruple that.
The Royal Penis | January 18, 2012 at 2:40 pm
I didn’t know pigs were cannibals.
Stacy Adrianne Carson Hewitt | January 18, 2012 at 4:33 pm
EAT-EE-BEATIES!!!!
ihatebiggotedleftist | January 18, 2012 at 5:27 pm
Wheres the post about fat ass inner city dwellers eating double meat cheeseburgers every meal? You see this is only ignorant leftist biggotry toward people from the South.
At least SOPA would eventually shut down ignorant biggoted leftist hate sites like this one.
Matrim | January 18, 2012 at 11:29 pm
Troll harder.
g-moonie | January 18, 2012 at 5:46 pm
This ought to go well. Sort of like Sally Field pushing Boniva.
ashleybanana | January 18, 2012 at 5:54 pm
Anthony Bourdain is a chain-smoking hypocrite. What right does he have to criticize Paula Dean for baking pound cakes while he smokes two packs a day with toddler at home? Assholes in glass houses…
hollyhood | January 18, 2012 at 7:27 pm
bourdain openly admits his lifestyle is unhealthy (smoking, drinking, etc.). paula deen, knowing that she had type 2 diabeetus for 3 years, continued to make horribly unhealthy food while never admitting she gots the “the sugars.” that makes her a hypocrite at the very least, and tony bourdain is just… well, kind of an asshole but he’s just calling a spade a spade.
Chimaera | January 18, 2012 at 9:18 pm
Bourdain quit smoking after his daughter was born and like others have said he openly acknowledges that eating foie gras, steak, suckling pig, on a daily basis etc. isn’t healthy. Yeah he drinks, but his TV show is more about sampling the food of the places he visits as the locals do, than it is about pushing a certain cultural eating “lifestyle” (as Deen does, pushing deep fried, buttery shit and calling it Southern Food)
Capitalist Pancake | January 19, 2012 at 4:58 am
that’s D-E-E-N, Ashley, not D-E-A-N. I think you’ve got what doctors call Sausage-on-the-Brain.
dotmatrix | January 18, 2012 at 6:34 pm
I’d like to see her in a cage match vs. Wilford Brimley.
Matrim | January 18, 2012 at 11:31 pm
Dude, have you seen the Thing? Brimley would murder that bitch with a fire axe.
Capitalist Pancake | January 19, 2012 at 4:38 am
Or just a container of Quaker Oats.
doctor snuggles | January 18, 2012 at 11:32 pm
psssssst: try to swallow the sperm next you do a blowjob.
……..IT SURE IS HEALTHY FOR TEETH & DENTURES!!
billy bob | January 19, 2012 at 8:44 am
She is a fat disgusting cunt. Her ‘charming’ southern accent makes we want to barf in my soup.
Hank Janis | January 19, 2012 at 12:21 pm
Paula Deen is a fat fucking slob. I hope this bitch has to get some limbs hacked off because of her diabetes….This cunt helped with the obesity epidemic in America…What a dirty twat she is
SFRowGuy | January 19, 2012 at 1:19 pm
Better watch it Anthony, or she’ll body-slam you again, and it’ll be straight back to the hospital.
Ken Chan | January 20, 2012 at 1:34 am
I feel I’m in a WWF event from reading all these comments…
chris | January 20, 2012 at 2:02 pm
10 bucks says she uses butter as pussy lube when she fucks a churo.