Anne Heche’s divorce turns nasty


Anne Heche’s divorce has gotten nasty after her estranged husband called her a poor parent with “bizarre and delusional behavior,” and requested $33,000 a month in support and primary custody of their 5-year-old son.

Heche, 37, countered by releasing a statement saying Laffoon has “resorted to lies with the court because Anne would not cave in to his astronomical money demands” – including what Heche said was actually $45,000 in monthly support. “For the past several years, the child’s father has refused to get a job in order to contribute financially to the child’s care,” says the statement.

In her autobiography, Call Me Crazy, Anne says she was mentally ill the first 31 years of her life after being sexually abused by her dad, claiming she had an alter ego that was the daughter of God and half-sibling of Jesus named “Celestia” who had contacts with extraterrestrial life forms. No, seriously. Anne Heche is 100% out of her mind. Her ex-husband could be a baby-eating bear and he should still get custody of their kid.