Anne Heche’s estranged husband, Coley Laffoon, has been awarded primary custody of their five-year-old son by a Los Angeles Superior Court judge. Laffoon, a stay at home dad, was asking for $33,000 a month in spousal and child support to maintain the “marital standard of living” to which he had become accustomed but got “far below his original demands.” In the court battled he alleged that Heche was insane and that he was the one who created a stable home life for their son. Heche fired back:
… that, yes, Laffoon might spend more time at home than she does, but only because she’s out earning a living and home is where he could engage in his favorite hobbies–playing ping-pong, playing poker, checking out online porn and masturbating.
This guy sounds like a tremendous winner. I don’t know if you can believe this, but he quit his $6,000-a-year career as a video photographer to raise their son. I mean, wow, he just walked away from all that money. What sacrifice. It takes an extraordinary amount of character to leave that kind of money so you can play ping-pong and masturbate to online porn all day. Abraham Lincoln could really learn something from this guy.
…wonder if Ellen will take her back…
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Say what you want, but I actually know the man and he comes from an awesome family and is a good guy…she on the other hand, is a complete nut.
9/11 saved heche’s ass. that whack job [celestia lives!] of an interview with barbara walters is the most priceless piece of t.v. EVER! but, 9-11 happened a few days later and the interview was forgotten. anyone have a link??
She really picked a winner when she hooked up with him, should have stopped with Ellen and bought herself a turkey baster instead. Expensive sperm donor this guy is!
Give me the money and the son – I raise him to be the finest Sarmatian warrior prince in all of Gdansk. One day he will rule The Republic Of Two Crowns with a velvet fist and aplatinum studded zevenstaart, but first he must taste the forbidden flesh of Dagestanian wench over an open flame.
I won’t say always but many times ‘stay at home dads’ =same to ‘lazy balless bastards’.Men are not suitable for raising kids all alone.Is this the woman who said about herself she was pretty much mentally ill the first 31 years of her life?Somehow i like that,i feel more or less sympathy for Anne Heche.
I don’t believe for one second that this loser Bufoon actually had the interest of his kid on his mind. I know the slacker types really well.
It was all planned from the beginning.
Getting a rich woman to pay the bills.
Getting her preggies and then suing her for child support and full custody.
All planned well by the sit-at-home slacker pig.
I’m not saying that Anne Heche is not a complete nutcase. She is. She even wrote a book about how crazy she is.
But this guy comes from the same tribe as K-Fed. He is the devil.
I feel sorry for the kid to have been used as a tool to get money/ make money etc.
I don’t know who the kid would be better off with, but definitely not either of these two fools who should have never reproduced.
Sad.
I remember Ellen was once quoted as saying that Heche could eat pussy better than a porn star. Maybe Anne just misses laying carpet?
@58
“I feel sorry for the kid to have been used as a tool to get money/make money etc.”
Women NEVER do this to guys, right?
It is the reason women initiate 85% of divorces. They KNOW they are going win and rape the ex for support in court.
Are stay-at-home moms slacker-pigs too?
Or just the dads becuase it doesn’t sit well with the female crowd to see a sister have her ass handed to her?
Welcome to the age of post-feminism and true gender equality.
That said…
I’m all for enforcing reasonable child support, but some of these “status quo” judgements are fucked up.
FYI… I am a single dad with full custody and a dead-beat ex wife who pays zero child support and takes no interest in her child.
You wanna call the guys sperm donors?
My ex is a fucking worthless “egg donor”
@58,
I have heard of women like your ex and it baffles me that some women just don’t have a mothers instinct and nurturing love that most women are born with.
There are some mothers in the animal kingdom who will leave their young to starve and die or even eat them (go figure why)just as there are bad human mothers who don’t care about their babies.
See, for men that is a learned thing. Males aren’t born with that mothers instinct. But they can learn to take care of a child.
Like you grafsguru, some fathers are good caretakers of their young, even better than the mother.
But in general, most women have the mothers instinct intact and will be good caretakers of their babies, with a few exceptions here and there.
We’re generalizing here.
Sure some women will get preggies on purpose to make money off of it by hooking a rich dude, but that’s also not an everyday thing I’m sure.
I generalized Buffoon, because he stopped working and slacking before they even had a baby. That’s a sign of a loser slacker pig.
He gave up on his job cuz she was making more?
Well if she was ok with that, then that’s between them.
But then the child comes and he now all of a sudden has actually reason to stay at home.
And uses it for the court to think that while mom was out making the bacon, dad of the year was at home being an amazing dad.
I’m sorry, I just don’t believe this guy has/ had no agenda from day one.
Your argument that women do that kinda stuff all the time and now men should do it too (for the sake of equality) is a bad argument I believe.
Negative and negative don’t make a positive.
Coley is easily one of the nicest most sincere people I’ve met. To speak offensively of him in this article because he isn’t wealthy is narrow and filled with wrong assumption. People aren’t all in LA to reach fame, some of us are here doing what we love in spite of low pay and dealing with the fact that some of the most talented people in entertainment are underpaid. So what’s wrong with Coley doing what he loved, falling in love, and asking for custody of his child? He has no agenda save his art and his child. The writer of this site, who ever you may be, you aren’t funny. Your words are just so obvious. Reach further, find the story, joining the tabloid web herd is lucrative perhaps, but certainly not admirable.
my step kids and then abandoned them when she realized she was going to lose custody and her paycheck *ah, I mean “child support”* would stop rolling in. Literally ABANDONED them. She is just a nuts as Mama Heche here.
But yeah, all mother’s are saints *rolls eyes*
That was supposed to read “my husband’s bi-polar ex abused my stepkids and then abandoned them
Wow! Justice was served. He should hang out & shop with K-Fed and laugh at their stupid, slutty ex-wives.
It’s so fucking crazy that some people will ask for an amount of money PER MONTH that most of us make PER YEAR! Jeez.
The picture of dedutive thinking based on balanced problem solving skills wrapped into an ideal parenting base, loves to munch box and gnaw rod with an occasional psycho bitch cocaine smile. Seeks anyone willing to throw a hotdog down a hallway, and tell me Im hot. Call me, I cant sleep.
This guy was beatin the Bishop while watching a computer instead of boinkin that slender little hardbody with the perky tatas? Yet he calls HER crazy!!!