Anne Hathaway, Demi Moore, Jessica Biel & Kate Hudson get all fancy

After looking at these pics of Anne Hathaway, Demi Moore, Jessica Biel and Kate Hudson at the Cartier 100th Anniversary in America Celebration, I couldn’t help but wonder “Who would I want to be stranded on a desert island with?” Based on the following conditions, here’s how it would pan out:

Jessica Biel if I was a gambling man and willing to take the risk she wouldn’t turn lesbian three days in. Then again, she could probably build a bitchin’ log cabin.

Anne Hathaway if Batman was also on the island and trying to steal our coconuts. Seeing his arch-nemesis, the Joker, should keep him at bay long enough for me to touch a breast.

Demi Moore if I wanted a legitimate chance of escape. I figure she’s 98% plastic and therefore technically buoyant.

And finally, Kate Hudson, in the unlikely event I never want to see another breast for the rest of my life. — Yeah, I’m not gonna pick her.

Photos: Getty