Anne Hathaway’s ex-boyfriend con-man Raffaello Follieri isn’t having any fun in jail and wants you to come pick him up. Aww. He’s serving a four and a half year sentence in federal prison for falsely claiming to be a CFO for the Vatican who’s got some great real estate for you – except, not really, he’s buying a yacht with your money. Psyche! Anyway, Raffaello’s lawyer recently sent a letter to a judge with a list of complaints about this prison place. The AP reports:
“Mr. Follieri reports that he is in a windowless dormitory with approximately 120 other men,” the letter said. “He says that he cannot eat because the food appears to be spoiled and that the toilet and shower facilities are unspeakably unsanitary. e.g., there is excrement in the shower and rats are roaming freely in the area. He says the stench is intolerable.”
Anyone else feel surprisingly good about paying taxes right now?