Anne Hathaway should visit my wonderland and other news

- Matt Damon’s mustache is pubey. [Lainey Gossip]

- Simon Cowell is engaged. [PopEater]

- Avril Lavigne signing a picture of Jell-O because the premiere of a Tim Burton movie wasn’t trippy enough. [Dlisted]

- Joanna Krupa legs are spreading Communism. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Courtney Love claims Edward Norton owes her $300,000. Of course he does. [Huffington Post]

- Miley Cyrus allowed near Bret Michaels. Smart. [TheFABlife]

- James Franco for Gucci. [Just Jared]

- Brangelina held hands over steaks! GET ANDERSON COOPER. [PopSugar]

- Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are in couples counseling because apparently she stuck his balls under hers. [Celebslam]

- Kim Kardashian basically insulted Penelope Cruz. [Bossip]

- Tiger Woods’ penis isn’t in the animal-saving business. [Amy Grindhouse]

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