Anne Hathaway should visit my wonderland and other news

February 26th, 2010 // 68 Comments

- Matt Damon’s mustache is pubey. [Lainey Gossip]

- Simon Cowell is engaged. [PopEater]

- Avril Lavigne signing a picture of Jell-O because the premiere of a Tim Burton movie wasn’t trippy enough. [Dlisted]

- Joanna Krupa legs are spreading Communism. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Courtney Love claims Edward Norton owes her $300,000. Of course he does. [Huffington Post]

- Miley Cyrus allowed near Bret Michaels. Smart. [TheFABlife]

- James Franco for Gucci. [Just Jared]

- Brangelina held hands over steaks! GET ANDERSON COOPER. [PopSugar]

- Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are in couples counseling because apparently she stuck his balls under hers. [Celebslam]

- Kim Kardashian basically insulted Penelope Cruz. [Bossip]

- Tiger Woods’ penis isn’t in the animal-saving business. [Amy Grindhouse]

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  1. blabla

    FIRST…she is not that attractive

  2. Randal

    Anne is so amazingly stunning that she can turn apples to oranges with her smile. Her brown eyes lurk you into the warmth of her soul like a deer caught in the headlights and her chestnut brown hair glistens like dew on a spring flower.

    Randal

  3. Anon

    Am I the only one who thinks the features on her face are too large for it?

  4. Mr. Nice Guy

    She is not Good Looking. Horse Face.

  5. Parker

    In my fantasy anal sex league, she’s my center. Hut one! Hut two!

  6. blabla

    She has a cold/hard face and she’s too pale. Not hot.

  7. titsonsnack

    Every single time I hear about Courtney Love, she’s bitching about money. Someone took her money. She doesn’t have any money. She’s moving to NY to get away from people trying to steal her money. Someone owes her money. Frances Bean’s money is actually her money. She needs money. People just use her for her money. Shit I wrote “money” too many times, now I have to google it to make sure it’s a real word and that’s how it’s spelled.

  8. DB

    I hate Clowns.

  9. Kangaroo

    Bigface. Nuff said.

  10. Gerald_Tarrant

    I would do things to Anne that have been deemed illegal in 17 countries.

  11. MikeNike

    I would pound her into Oblivion Doggy-style while pulling her hair and telling her I’m going to ride her into next week.

  12. king3r

    She’s beautiful, but that dress does absolutely nothing for her exquisite rack.

  13. See Alice

    She looks sickly .

  14. lol

    what the… where’d her boobs go?

  15. Kris

    for some reason she reminds me of a cat or a guinea pig, something about the red nose and the lips coming close to the tip of her nose. Like a vague harelip…

  16. pimp

    i bet her turds are even cute…

  17. She’s a goddess, perfect in every way.

  18. Top Jimmy

    That mouth ought to be nicknamed “Carlsbad”, Ms. Powdered Sugar…

  19. I like Anne’s crazy sex clown face and giant teeth and boobs and stuff.

  20. Rough on duty--shovel

    Im not getting Biel with balls Fish…Gaga is one thing…

  21. Bo Babbyo

    I think she’s GLOSSY-GORGEOUS but agree that dress does nothing for her.

  22. The Rickster

    Oh the things I would eat out of her ass….

  23. shave your fucking arms, you clown-faced honky bitch!

  24. meh

    marry me ann!

    some hard gay in here

  25. juaquin ingles

    Not into necrophilia.

  26. beebo

    I think she needs more makeup.

  27. ARIANA

    HER SKIN IS WHITER THAN HER TEETH!!

  28. herbiefrog

    so this is where we get to post abouoot ap[ril

    oops

    jealousy will get you a hit single

    but a carreeeer ?

    tss bit more cmplcted

  29. Covert Koala

    Anne Hathaway really has been working a worn out, heroin chic lately. I’m down with that, every ex-disney star needs to slum a bit and have mind numbing sex w/ strangers, i.e. me.

    Maybe she just needs the John Mayer cure.

  30. Kathleen

    She’s obviously pretty, shitheads. Prettier than a lot of girls on this website.
    And who cares if she’s white? Are you racist or something? What do you have against fair skinned people?

  31. kaylia

    i got to give it up, she looks incredible, amazingly flattering dress, she’s naturally pale but maybe she should have gone for a very very very very light spray or even a little bronzer for the occasion. her makeup on the other hand looks pretty awful. also she should start eating again, the stick thing makes her teeth and head look enormous

  32. Ari Ola

    Whenever I see her smile, I can never forget those are the lips that performed a blowjob in Havoc.

  33. shoegal

    Am I wrong or she got a nose job?

  34. Lee

    She is really White Queen

  35. captain america

    but don’t expect any funny things to happen.
    DON’T FORGET SHE IS AMERICAN, folks!!

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  37. mc

    She’s very odd looking. She looks like a Middle Eastern woman who lightened her skin.

  38. Alec

    Anne “my boyfriend works for the Vatican” Hathaway is as ugly as she is dumb.

  39. Gueibor

    WTF, where’d the boobs go?

  40. Mr. Nice Guy

    She is so ugly that Tiger Woods wouldn’t fuck her (a second time).

  41. beejeez

    I’m in no position to turn down a body like Anne’s. But she is kinda weird looking. Her mouth goes all the way to her ears and her eyes look like something out of anime.

  42. Anon

    Randal and #8 made me crack the fuck up.

  43. She looks sickly .

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    —–welljordan.com.

  45. Lenny

    I have to agree with Kathleen, she fine and who care if a person shaves their arms. Is hair like a disease of something? Hair on the body is human don’t shave it anywhere except the underarms and legs.

  46. Boogeyman King Dong

    She’d look great!

  47. Darth

    Very acceptable but i’d expect more decolletage next time.

  48. Duke Steele

    Anon #4: No you’re right. Everything about her face is big. And then altogether her big features make her head look bigger. Shes sort of creepy looking.

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