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blabla | February 26, 2010 at 3:44 pm
FIRST…she is not that attractive
yo | February 26, 2010 at 3:45 pm
yo
Randal | February 26, 2010 at 3:51 pm
Anne is so amazingly stunning that she can turn apples to oranges with her smile. Her brown eyes lurk you into the warmth of her soul like a deer caught in the headlights and her chestnut brown hair glistens like dew on a spring flower.
Randal
Anon | February 26, 2010 at 3:53 pm
Am I the only one who thinks the features on her face are too large for it?
Mr. Nice Guy | February 26, 2010 at 3:56 pm
She is not Good Looking. Horse Face.
Parker | February 26, 2010 at 4:00 pm
In my fantasy anal sex league, she’s my center. Hut one! Hut two!
blabla | February 26, 2010 at 4:02 pm
She has a cold/hard face and she’s too pale. Not hot.
titsonsnack | February 26, 2010 at 4:06 pm
Every single time I hear about Courtney Love, she’s bitching about money. Someone took her money. She doesn’t have any money. She’s moving to NY to get away from people trying to steal her money. Someone owes her money. Frances Bean’s money is actually her money. She needs money. People just use her for her money. Shit I wrote “money” too many times, now I have to google it to make sure it’s a real word and that’s how it’s spelled.
DB | February 26, 2010 at 4:07 pm
I hate Clowns.
Kangaroo | February 26, 2010 at 4:11 pm
Bigface. Nuff said.
Gerald_Tarrant | February 26, 2010 at 4:16 pm
I would do things to Anne that have been deemed illegal in 17 countries.
MikeNike | February 26, 2010 at 4:25 pm
I would pound her into Oblivion Doggy-style while pulling her hair and telling her I’m going to ride her into next week.
king3r | February 26, 2010 at 5:01 pm
She’s beautiful, but that dress does absolutely nothing for her exquisite rack.
See Alice | February 26, 2010 at 5:21 pm
She looks sickly .
lol | February 26, 2010 at 5:33 pm
what the… where’d her boobs go?
Kris | February 26, 2010 at 5:55 pm
for some reason she reminds me of a cat or a guinea pig, something about the red nose and the lips coming close to the tip of her nose. Like a vague harelip…
pimp | February 26, 2010 at 6:27 pm
i bet her turds are even cute…
Urbanspaceman | February 26, 2010 at 6:38 pm
She’s a goddess, perfect in every way.
Top Jimmy | February 26, 2010 at 6:40 pm
That mouth ought to be nicknamed “Carlsbad”, Ms. Powdered Sugar…
Narcissist | February 26, 2010 at 7:11 pm
I like Anne’s crazy sex clown face and giant teeth and boobs and stuff.
Rough on duty--shovel | February 26, 2010 at 7:18 pm
Im not getting Biel with balls Fish…Gaga is one thing…
Bo Babbyo | February 26, 2010 at 7:19 pm
I think she’s GLOSSY-GORGEOUS but agree that dress does nothing for her.
The Rickster | February 26, 2010 at 7:25 pm
Oh the things I would eat out of her ass….
| February 26, 2010 at 7:41 pm
shave your fucking arms, you clown-faced honky bitch!
meh | February 26, 2010 at 7:54 pm
marry me ann!
some hard gay in here
juaquin ingles | February 26, 2010 at 8:45 pm
Not into necrophilia.
beebo | February 26, 2010 at 10:09 pm
I think she needs more makeup.
ARIANA | February 26, 2010 at 10:17 pm
HER SKIN IS WHITER THAN HER TEETH!!
herbiefrog | February 26, 2010 at 11:14 pm
so this is where we get to post abouoot ap[ril
oops
jealousy will get you a hit single
but a carreeeer ?
tss bit more cmplcted
Covert Koala | February 26, 2010 at 11:44 pm
Anne Hathaway really has been working a worn out, heroin chic lately. I’m down with that, every ex-disney star needs to slum a bit and have mind numbing sex w/ strangers, i.e. me.
Maybe she just needs the John Mayer cure.
Kathleen | February 26, 2010 at 11:53 pm
She’s obviously pretty, shitheads. Prettier than a lot of girls on this website.
And who cares if she’s white? Are you racist or something? What do you have against fair skinned people?
kaylia | February 27, 2010 at 12:26 am
i got to give it up, she looks incredible, amazingly flattering dress, she’s naturally pale but maybe she should have gone for a very very very very light spray or even a little bronzer for the occasion. her makeup on the other hand looks pretty awful. also she should start eating again, the stick thing makes her teeth and head look enormous
Ari Ola | February 27, 2010 at 2:01 am
Whenever I see her smile, I can never forget those are the lips that performed a blowjob in Havoc.
Brand New Acai | February 27, 2010 at 2:57 am
i like this beauty…….
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shoegal | February 27, 2010 at 4:15 am
Am I wrong or she got a nose job?
Lee | February 27, 2010 at 6:29 am
She is really White Queen
captain america | February 27, 2010 at 7:33 am
but don’t expect any funny things to happen.
DON’T FORGET SHE IS AMERICAN, folks!!
bbw223 | February 27, 2010 at 9:02 am
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mc | February 27, 2010 at 10:42 am
She’s very odd looking. She looks like a Middle Eastern woman who lightened her skin.
Alec | February 27, 2010 at 11:39 am
Anne “my boyfriend works for the Vatican” Hathaway is as ugly as she is dumb.
Gueibor | February 27, 2010 at 3:08 pm
WTF, where’d the boobs go?
Mr. Nice Guy | February 27, 2010 at 3:36 pm
She is so ugly that Tiger Woods wouldn’t fuck her (a second time).
beejeez | February 27, 2010 at 4:40 pm
I’m in no position to turn down a body like Anne’s. But she is kinda weird looking. Her mouth goes all the way to her ears and her eyes look like something out of anime.
Anon | February 27, 2010 at 4:54 pm
Randal and #8 made me crack the fuck up.
MLM Training | February 27, 2010 at 9:45 pm
She looks sickly .
stream | February 28, 2010 at 1:06 am
$15 jewerly(juicy,chanel,links,Tiffany,coach,lv,D&G,Dior)etc.
—–welljordan.com.
Lenny | February 28, 2010 at 8:51 am
I have to agree with Kathleen, she fine and who care if a person shaves their arms. Is hair like a disease of something? Hair on the body is human don’t shave it anywhere except the underarms and legs.
Boogeyman King Dong | February 28, 2010 at 10:03 am
She’d look great!
Darth | February 28, 2010 at 10:09 am
Very acceptable but i’d expect more decolletage next time.
Duke Steele | February 28, 2010 at 5:57 pm
Anon #4: No you’re right. Everything about her face is big. And then altogether her big features make her head look bigger. Shes sort of creepy looking.