Anne Hathaway posed nude for Raffaello Follieri, photos confiscated by Feds

Remember when FBI agents confiscated Anne Hathaway’s private journals during a raid of her ex-boyfriend Raffaello Follieri’s apartment? Turns out the Feds may have also hit the jackpot. And by jackpot I, of course, mean nude photos of Anne Hathaway because, frankly, that’s the only definition of the word I know. The National Enquirer reports:

In additional to the naked photos he took of Anne, 25, he also prized a sizzling photo of her in black fishnet stockings, a garter belt and bustier that totally exposed her top. Follieri, 30, supposedly paid a very famous photographer to take that steamy shot.
The Enquirer learned that just recently, Anne’s brother Michael tried to gain access to a hidden storage room in the Bronx where Follieri had storied some of his and Anne’s belongings after he moved out of his apartment.
“Michael went to the storage facility, but was told he was a day late. The day before (July 15), FBI agents had removed numerous documents, photos and what were believed to be Anne’s diaries from the storage room…. Michael was told that he could not get into the room or take anything out.”

As a taxpayer, I’m deeply troubled by these series of events. Mostly by the fact these pictures aren’t on the Internet yet. Give me nudity, or give me death! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!

Thanks to James who’s ready to form a militia and demand we see some boob. Provided he gets to wear a coonskin hat.