Anne Hathaway is turning into a clown

January 25th, 2006 // 73 Comments
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I don’t know when it happened, but somewhere along the line Anne Hathaway went from being that cute girl from The Princess Diaries into the freak of nature we see today. We all have our bad days, but hot damn if this isn’t the worst day of her life. If she degenerates any more, she’ll end up looking like Brian Peppers. And that, my friends, would be horrific beyond all belief.

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  1. Lynette Carrington

    It’s ok, Anne…..slowly put down the red lipstick and step away from the mirror and nobody will get hurt.

  2. Zapp Brannigan

    What happened to the days when this site would only post good photos of the hottest female celebs? I got great masturbatory material from here. Nowadays, the photos, like this one of Hathaway, do the reverse: They’re more effective than a long cold shower.

  3. al rarow

    Alyssa Milano and Ronand McDonald: WHAT IF THEY MATED?

  4. Looks like we’ve found our next Joker.

  5. And this is why Emmy Rossum pwns her.

  6. Realistic

    She is a walking optical illusion.

  7. HeeHaw

    Forget the comments on Anne Hathaway…I’m surprised nobody’s said anything about the Brian Peppers link!!!!!!!!!

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

  8. gray

    she is more like aaa …walkin talkin advertisement for blowjob

  9. SMF121490

    Anne needs a little lighter shade of lipstick. And, a make up artist that gives a damn about how her clients look.
    Anne would be far more beautiful if she went with more natural or softer tones.

  10. CheekyChops

    Holy Toledo Batman! The Joker is back!

  11. asenath7766

    #7 HeeHaw: I had never heard of Brian Peppers. I second that. AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  12. mrs.t

    awwwww, maybe she’s just going through an awkward phase. She’ll cuten up by the time she’s sixteen.

    #7-couldn’t agree more. The bigger question is WHY are we discussing Anne Horseaway when Brian Peppers exists. AND he’s a fucking sex offender????

  13. Nightscream

    Why is anyone acting as if this is anything new? Anne Hathaway ALWAYS wears shades of lipstick that, given her skin tone and the fullness of her lips, are overpowering. Look at her photo gallery at imdb. There are plenty there, though there are also pics of her with more reasonable shades.

  14. boo

    there’s a time and place for Bitch Red lipstick, but this ain’t it.

  15. Romeo Foxtrot

    i’ve read on forums that Brian Peppers the sex offender is in fact in a wheelchair. Can you imagine that guy rolling up to you and creepily start grobing your breast or whatever? wow

  16. Ok, I hate to say anything nice on here…..but, I’ll say that a lot of awards shows start in the daytime so the stars are wearing nightime make-up (What we out of the business call Whore Marke-up) and in the brigtht sunlight can look kinda freaky on anybody. (I feel dirty for giving her a break) That said…Ann, you look like you ate out Courtney Love during her period, try a lighter shade.

  17. Oh yeah one more thing…That Brian Peppers Link?!?!? DAMN!!!! he’d HAVE to be a sex offender. I can’t imagine anybody going willingly.

  18. HeeHaw

    Re: Brian Peppers, #11 and #12…

    Nothing tops Peppers, but this is definitely funny too, and better than Anne Hathaway… :D

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0123061mugpair1.html

  19. Mugato

    Ok, Anne, say this line…”Wait till they get a load of me”. Screentets over, you’re our new Joker. Seriously though, she doesn’t have any bad features per se but that makeup is unfortunate.

  20. ESQ

    Anne Hathaway,let me introduce you to a Mystic Tanner…
    I actually thought Brian “Pervert” Peppers was an urban legend until I did a little research on him: http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/peppers.asp

  21. firestar

    ok its official this site is giving me nightmares..thanx like i need more bad images in my head

  22. She doesn’t have the face or the sauciness to pull off this shade of red. She looks like a 6th grader trying to be Angelina Jolie. It doesn’t work. Her eyebrows look funny, too. You can’t emphasize your mouth like this (especially when it’s already so large) and then leave your eyes neutral. Likely she has no make-up artist and is doing the homemade Cover Girl thing. You gotta know what you’re doing with make-up or you’ll look like this. She’s obviously a novice.

  23. carrie bradshaw

    So that photo of Brian Peppers made its way around my work a couple of months ago (minus the article, just the photo), so a friend and I created a Myspace site using that photo and created a whole personality for him, and we wanted to see how many girls we could get to accept as friends using that photo. He has a lot of porn stars for friends, that’s all I have to say. I admit, it was/is really immature, but sure did make for some entertainment around here.

  24. Hollus

    Actually most makeup artists recommend only playing up your eyes OR your mouth.. not both. Do you honestly think she’d look like LESS of a clown if she had a wild colour on her eyes, too?

  25. hafaball

    all that has to happen next is her head spins around and she vomits blood. At least they won’t have to bother with making her wax figure :P

  26. KarenOttaino(954)725-4346

    1) She was obviously high on some sort of drug(s).
    2) Alot of my friends do drugs.
    3) Soooo, you go girl!!!

  27. amma

    I think Ann is really pretty…but yeah, could use a little more of a brownish, red shade. For that matter, with a full mouth like that, she should just do smoky eyes and neutral mouth.
    That being said {sorry, girls love to talk make-up}…Brian Peppers! I checked the links…and I still can’t believe it. He can’t be real. Its not possible. Does he have some sort of condition, like possibly not being fully human???? F!!!!!

  28. patchuga

    Brian Peppers does indeed have a medical condition. Either Crouzon’s Syndrome or Apert Syndrome can cause such facial malformations. In the “it’s a small world” category, he’s from my hometown.

    Here’s a link from Snopes which includes links to info on the syndromes. Warning, it has the picture of Peppers as well, so if it freaks you out to see his pic, don’t click.

  29. patchuga

    Brian Peppers does indeed have a medical condition. Either Crouzon’s Syndrome or Apert Syndrome can cause such facial malformations. In the “it’s a small world” category, he’s from my hometown.

    Here’s a link from Snopes which includes links to info on the syndromes. Warning, it has the picture of Peppers as well, so if it freaks you out to see his pic, don’t click.

    http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/peppers.asp

  30. damn,i bet she can suck a gopher out a hole with those lips.

  31. SoCoDivka

    There’s something odd going on with her hairline too…

    If you look at a photo from December, it looks totally different:
    http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/3933/Events/3933/AnneHathaw_Kambo_6692205_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Hathaway,%20Anne

  32. Average

    Whenever I see pics of her I just think about her uni-brow…

  33. Average

    eek! SoCoDivka, thats an even worse picture.
    I swear some relative of hers with a lot of money must of produced her movies because she is just not pretty…at all.

  34. Actually most makeup artists recommend only playing up your eyes OR your mouth.. not both. Do you honestly think she’d look like LESS of a clown if she had a wild colour on her eyes, too?

    =======

    You don’t use wild colors on your eyes when you’re using the red shades of lipstick–you use the smoky, smoldering colors. This chick is wearing neutral colors on her eyes with her reds, which is why all you see is her mouth. She needs a good black mascara, too; her eyelashes are very weak. If done the right way, with beautiful eyes in these shades and that kick-ass red, a brunette will stop traffic.

  35. batteryacidqueen

    Its like the time Homer Simpson set his newly invented “make up gun” on whore…

  36. sikofdis

    Why are people defending her and explaining her (stylist/makeup artist/whatever) fashion decisions??? She would still look butt-ass nasty no matter what! Also…her movies are lame-ass Disney tripe that are so pathetically and transparently designed to boost the self images of fat pre-skank/pre-teens. About all this talentless butterface is useful for is de-cobbing corn kernels for old folks who can still digest!

  37. Lil Timmy

    Photoshop

  38. wee bull

    I thought Photoshop at first too, but looking at her IMDB photos page it’s unfortunately not, and it’s rather scary how freakishly ugly she looks in all her pictures.

    There must be an attractive girl hidden under there somewhere, but by god she doesn’t half try to cover it up with some awful makeup.

  39. ConcreteDreams

    Anne Hathaway is absolutely gorgeous.
    That is just a REALLY unflattering picture of her. Bad makeup, boring hairstyle and a HORRIBLE dress.

  40. Leslie

    Um, and Anne Hathaway is beautiful?

    Yes, Mr. Superficial, it is called makeup.

    I happen to think she looks beautiful.

  41. Solaera

    “She has some nice taters.”

    hee hee.

  42. HollyJ

    She and Liv Tyler are The Great Buck-Toothed Twins.

  43. susie-q

    that’s just plain scary

  44. HughJorganthethird

    I wonder if Anne has ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.

  45. supergirllover

    This bitch is plain scary. She’s probably the type that’s fucked many (not just men or women if you know what I mean) and acts like she’s so innocent. What is her secret?

  46. Do you know who the Carver is?

  47. Dee

    She’s actually really pretty-but couple the hair being up and the bad makeup and she looks strange.

  48. sarakai

    Miss Gulch, learn to read. If you actually could read you would see that Hollus was saying the exact same thing as you- that you play up your eyes OR your lips, not both.
    No ones impressed by your knowledge of make-up… so just bag the shit Anne then leave.

    And thanks superficial for the Peppers link, i’ll be having nightmares tonight!!!

  49. LindaParson

    Oh god her face looks like a fucking vagina!

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