I don’t know when it happened, but somewhere along the line Anne Hathaway went from being that cute girl from The Princess Diaries into the freak of nature we see today. We all have our bad days, but hot damn if this isn’t the worst day of her life. If she degenerates any more, she’ll end up looking like Brian Peppers. And that, my friends, would be horrific beyond all belief.
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Lynette Carrington | January 25, 2006 at 12:05 pm
It’s ok, Anne…..slowly put down the red lipstick and step away from the mirror and nobody will get hurt.
Zapp Brannigan | January 25, 2006 at 12:11 pm
What happened to the days when this site would only post good photos of the hottest female celebs? I got great masturbatory material from here. Nowadays, the photos, like this one of Hathaway, do the reverse: They’re more effective than a long cold shower.
al rarow | January 25, 2006 at 12:13 pm
Alyssa Milano and Ronand McDonald: WHAT IF THEY MATED?
ChaosMonkey | January 25, 2006 at 12:32 pm
Looks like we’ve found our next Joker.
Nikk The Templar | January 25, 2006 at 12:39 pm
And this is why Emmy Rossum pwns her.
Realistic | January 25, 2006 at 12:39 pm
She is a walking optical illusion.
HeeHaw | January 25, 2006 at 12:44 pm
Forget the comments on Anne Hathaway…I’m surprised nobody’s said anything about the Brian Peppers link!!!!!!!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
gray | January 25, 2006 at 1:17 pm
she is more like aaa …walkin talkin advertisement for blowjob
SMF121490 | January 25, 2006 at 1:17 pm
Anne needs a little lighter shade of lipstick. And, a make up artist that gives a damn about how her clients look.
Anne would be far more beautiful if she went with more natural or softer tones.
CheekyChops | January 25, 2006 at 1:21 pm
Holy Toledo Batman! The Joker is back!
asenath7766 | January 25, 2006 at 1:23 pm
#7 HeeHaw: I had never heard of Brian Peppers. I second that. AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
mrs.t | January 25, 2006 at 1:27 pm
awwwww, maybe she’s just going through an awkward phase. She’ll cuten up by the time she’s sixteen.
#7-couldn’t agree more. The bigger question is WHY are we discussing Anne Horseaway when Brian Peppers exists. AND he’s a fucking sex offender????
Nightscream | January 25, 2006 at 1:31 pm
Why is anyone acting as if this is anything new? Anne Hathaway ALWAYS wears shades of lipstick that, given her skin tone and the fullness of her lips, are overpowering. Look at her photo gallery at imdb. There are plenty there, though there are also pics of her with more reasonable shades.
boo | January 25, 2006 at 1:41 pm
there’s a time and place for Bitch Red lipstick, but this ain’t it.
Romeo Foxtrot | January 25, 2006 at 1:53 pm
i’ve read on forums that Brian Peppers the sex offender is in fact in a wheelchair. Can you imagine that guy rolling up to you and creepily start grobing your breast or whatever? wow
Spindoc | January 25, 2006 at 2:05 pm
Ok, I hate to say anything nice on here…..but, I’ll say that a lot of awards shows start in the daytime so the stars are wearing nightime make-up (What we out of the business call Whore Marke-up) and in the brigtht sunlight can look kinda freaky on anybody. (I feel dirty for giving her a break) That said…Ann, you look like you ate out Courtney Love during her period, try a lighter shade.
Spindoc | January 25, 2006 at 2:06 pm
Oh yeah one more thing…That Brian Peppers Link?!?!? DAMN!!!! he’d HAVE to be a sex offender. I can’t imagine anybody going willingly.
HeeHaw | January 25, 2006 at 2:16 pm
Re: Brian Peppers, #11 and #12…
Nothing tops Peppers, but this is definitely funny too, and better than Anne Hathaway… :D
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0123061mugpair1.html
Mugato | January 25, 2006 at 2:39 pm
Ok, Anne, say this line…”Wait till they get a load of me”. Screentets over, you’re our new Joker. Seriously though, she doesn’t have any bad features per se but that makeup is unfortunate.
ESQ | January 25, 2006 at 2:51 pm
Anne Hathaway,let me introduce you to a Mystic Tanner…
I actually thought Brian “Pervert” Peppers was an urban legend until I did a little research on him: http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/peppers.asp
firestar | January 25, 2006 at 2:52 pm
ok its official this site is giving me nightmares..thanx like i need more bad images in my head
Miss Gulch | January 25, 2006 at 2:54 pm
She doesn’t have the face or the sauciness to pull off this shade of red. She looks like a 6th grader trying to be Angelina Jolie. It doesn’t work. Her eyebrows look funny, too. You can’t emphasize your mouth like this (especially when it’s already so large) and then leave your eyes neutral. Likely she has no make-up artist and is doing the homemade Cover Girl thing. You gotta know what you’re doing with make-up or you’ll look like this. She’s obviously a novice.
carrie bradshaw | January 25, 2006 at 3:11 pm
So that photo of Brian Peppers made its way around my work a couple of months ago (minus the article, just the photo), so a friend and I created a Myspace site using that photo and created a whole personality for him, and we wanted to see how many girls we could get to accept as friends using that photo. He has a lot of porn stars for friends, that’s all I have to say. I admit, it was/is really immature, but sure did make for some entertainment around here.
Hollus | January 25, 2006 at 3:23 pm
Actually most makeup artists recommend only playing up your eyes OR your mouth.. not both. Do you honestly think she’d look like LESS of a clown if she had a wild colour on her eyes, too?
hafaball | January 25, 2006 at 3:43 pm
all that has to happen next is her head spins around and she vomits blood. At least they won’t have to bother with making her wax figure :P
KarenOttaino(954)725-4346 | January 25, 2006 at 3:45 pm
1) She was obviously high on some sort of drug(s).
2) Alot of my friends do drugs.
3) Soooo, you go girl!!!
amma | January 25, 2006 at 3:52 pm
I think Ann is really pretty…but yeah, could use a little more of a brownish, red shade. For that matter, with a full mouth like that, she should just do smoky eyes and neutral mouth.
That being said {sorry, girls love to talk make-up}…Brian Peppers! I checked the links…and I still can’t believe it. He can’t be real. Its not possible. Does he have some sort of condition, like possibly not being fully human???? F!!!!!
patchuga | January 25, 2006 at 4:09 pm
Brian Peppers does indeed have a medical condition. Either Crouzon’s Syndrome or Apert Syndrome can cause such facial malformations. In the “it’s a small world” category, he’s from my hometown.
Here’s a link from Snopes which includes links to info on the syndromes. Warning, it has the picture of Peppers as well, so if it freaks you out to see his pic, don’t click.
patchuga | January 25, 2006 at 4:10 pm
Brian Peppers does indeed have a medical condition. Either Crouzon’s Syndrome or Apert Syndrome can cause such facial malformations. In the “it’s a small world” category, he’s from my hometown.
Here’s a link from Snopes which includes links to info on the syndromes. Warning, it has the picture of Peppers as well, so if it freaks you out to see his pic, don’t click.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/peppers.asp
addonis | January 25, 2006 at 4:26 pm
damn,i bet she can suck a gopher out a hole with those lips.
SoCoDivka | January 25, 2006 at 4:46 pm
There’s something odd going on with her hairline too…
If you look at a photo from December, it looks totally different:
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/3933/Events/3933/AnneHathaw_Kambo_6692205_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Hathaway,%20Anne
Average | January 25, 2006 at 4:57 pm
Whenever I see pics of her I just think about her uni-brow…
Average | January 25, 2006 at 5:01 pm
eek! SoCoDivka, thats an even worse picture.
I swear some relative of hers with a lot of money must of produced her movies because she is just not pretty…at all.
Miss Gulch | January 25, 2006 at 5:28 pm
Actually most makeup artists recommend only playing up your eyes OR your mouth.. not both. Do you honestly think she’d look like LESS of a clown if she had a wild colour on her eyes, too?
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You don’t use wild colors on your eyes when you’re using the red shades of lipstick–you use the smoky, smoldering colors. This chick is wearing neutral colors on her eyes with her reds, which is why all you see is her mouth. She needs a good black mascara, too; her eyelashes are very weak. If done the right way, with beautiful eyes in these shades and that kick-ass red, a brunette will stop traffic.
batteryacidqueen | January 25, 2006 at 5:47 pm
Its like the time Homer Simpson set his newly invented “make up gun” on whore…
sikofdis | January 25, 2006 at 6:06 pm
Why are people defending her and explaining her (stylist/makeup artist/whatever) fashion decisions??? She would still look butt-ass nasty no matter what! Also…her movies are lame-ass Disney tripe that are so pathetically and transparently designed to boost the self images of fat pre-skank/pre-teens. About all this talentless butterface is useful for is de-cobbing corn kernels for old folks who can still digest!
Lil Timmy | January 25, 2006 at 6:26 pm
Photoshop
wee bull | January 25, 2006 at 7:34 pm
I thought Photoshop at first too, but looking at her IMDB photos page it’s unfortunately not, and it’s rather scary how freakishly ugly she looks in all her pictures.
There must be an attractive girl hidden under there somewhere, but by god she doesn’t half try to cover it up with some awful makeup.
outfile | January 25, 2006 at 8:37 pm
I would still hit that shit. She has some nice taters.
http://www.bigdaddysteens.com/wp-content/0510photos/tnanne_hathaway-havoc-002.jpg
ConcreteDreams | January 25, 2006 at 9:04 pm
Anne Hathaway is absolutely gorgeous.
That is just a REALLY unflattering picture of her. Bad makeup, boring hairstyle and a HORRIBLE dress.
Leslie | January 25, 2006 at 9:21 pm
Um, and Anne Hathaway is beautiful?
Yes, Mr. Superficial, it is called makeup.
I happen to think she looks beautiful.
Solaera | January 25, 2006 at 9:49 pm
“She has some nice taters.”
hee hee.
HollyJ | January 25, 2006 at 10:21 pm
She and Liv Tyler are The Great Buck-Toothed Twins.
susie-q | January 25, 2006 at 10:24 pm
that’s just plain scary
HughJorganthethird | January 25, 2006 at 10:35 pm
I wonder if Anne has ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.
supergirllover | January 25, 2006 at 11:41 pm
This bitch is plain scary. She’s probably the type that’s fucked many (not just men or women if you know what I mean) and acts like she’s so innocent. What is her secret?
The Lazy Asian | January 25, 2006 at 11:44 pm
Do you know who the Carver is?
Dee | January 25, 2006 at 11:50 pm
She’s actually really pretty-but couple the hair being up and the bad makeup and she looks strange.
sarakai | January 26, 2006 at 12:00 am
Miss Gulch, learn to read. If you actually could read you would see that Hollus was saying the exact same thing as you- that you play up your eyes OR your lips, not both.
No ones impressed by your knowledge of make-up… so just bag the shit Anne then leave.
And thanks superficial for the Peppers link, i’ll be having nightmares tonight!!!
LindaParson | January 26, 2006 at 12:02 am
Oh god her face looks like a fucking vagina!