Anne Hathaway is single (Hurray? Maybe? I dunno.)

June 18th, 2008 // 58 Comments

Anne Hathaway has reportedly dumped her boyfriend Raffaello Follieri over the weekend. She got tired of things like being questioned by the IRS and swallowing balloons full of bank statements. So basically, Anne Hathaway hates true love. The Daily Mail reports

An insider tells the Mail Online that Hathaway made the painful decision to end their relationship because of the effects his controversial business dealings could have on her career.
“It’s heartbreaking for her to dump him, and she’s devastated that it’s come to this, but she really didn’t have a choice. His scandals were hurting her reputation.”

Anne Hathaway apparently got smart (Swish!) and decided not to follow in the footsteps of Brittany Murphy. Who? Exactly.


  1. kate

    See I think she’s beautiful in a classical kind of way. Plus she’s not a tabloid whore. And Iike her movies, though I do have tits and a vagina and that helps a lot in the “likeable” factor for her.

  2. James in San Diego

    She’s all mine. Bwahahaha.

  3. wow

    shes a classic beauty

  4. Billy

    Perhaps those above who consider it acceptable to maline her appearance are simply jealous,every time they look in the mirror. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, just as well no doubt.

  5. snarkymalarky

    Yeh, like she’s REAL famous (chuckles). Anyways, musta been “true nub” if she dumps the guy just to protect her rep (not to say that the guy is not a scumbag). Aside from all that, I would kill to have her creamy, white, flawless complexion. Bitch! Give me your flesh! A la Hellraiser movie!

  6. #54 – maline? Dude… Just because the “g” is silent doesn’t mean you leave the motherfucker out… I mean, shit, it’s not supposed to rhyme with saline. I’m sure you ACED the SAT.

  7. Mike Mathis

    I wonder why no one has mentioned this? It is pretty well known in gossip circles that she’s a closeted lesbian.

  8. Billy

    #56- I do apoligise, I may make the odd mistake, but neither do I have to revert to obscene language to make a point.

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