Anne Hathaway is single (Hurray? Maybe? I dunno.)

June 18th, 2008 // 59 Comments

Anne Hathaway has reportedly dumped her boyfriend Raffaello Follieri over the weekend. She got tired of things like being questioned by the IRS and swallowing balloons full of bank statements. So basically, Anne Hathaway hates true love. The Daily Mail reports

An insider tells the Mail Online that Hathaway made the painful decision to end their relationship because of the effects his controversial business dealings could have on her career.
“It’s heartbreaking for her to dump him, and she’s devastated that it’s come to this, but she really didn’t have a choice. His scandals were hurting her reputation.”

Anne Hathaway apparently got smart (Swish!) and decided not to follow in the footsteps of Brittany Murphy. Who? Exactly.

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  1. missj

    she looks like an ostrich in that dress

  2. wet newspaper

    Yuck. Who’s Anne Hathaway?

  3. SBG

    I’d rape her to a tan.

  4. Tila's Penis

    I’d lick her hatchet wound also.

    She has a nice set of tits.

  5. Halle's Berry

    aside from the Joker mouth she is all kinds of hot. i’d rape her to a nice mauve (at #3)

  6. Porno Bass Line

    I want to engage in most depraved sexual activities with her. Unspeakably dirty. Filthy really. So nasty that it’s beautiful. The van I live in by the river will smell like sex for a month.

  7. I am ready to pull out my 2 incher and get to work on her

  8. Forrest Fordutreese

    Poets! Poets you all are..

  9. missj

    lmao veggi!!! that video is hilarious. And scary!

  10. Deacon Jones

    Never did anything for me. In ffact, I think I’d rather suck Tila Tequila off

  11. the dress is hideous, but she is looking damn good.

  12. I’m not sure if I like her or not… c’mere Annie… nakedly sit on my lap and let’s see what comes up…

  13. Erin

    Calm down, guys. She’s looking for a ronson, not a johnson.

  14. Que

    Que like!

  15. Lola

    She’s aight….. Who really cares though?

  16. Ms. Swan

    She looka like-a Jokerman.

  17. I’d be so hard, knowing she didn’t really want to be penetrated. It doesn’t get any better than that.

  18. agree

    She looks so beautiful. I saw her p’ersonals ID on w’ealthy m’en for beautiful w’omen site “”"”W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m”"”"”" last week. It is said she is d’atiing young b’illionaire on that site. Is she singlle now?

    ???????????????????????????????????

  19. Auntie Kryst

    When I look at her eyes, I can’t help but think about Eight Belles..

  20. disagree

    stick it up your a’ss

  21. no thanks

    Wow sounds like this cold hearted bitch will make an excellent wife. Through good times and… uh never mind. And people are surprised that Celebs die alone from their pathetic addiction with nothing, but failed relationships and a career that sucked the life out of them. Fucking douchetards their personal lives are so fucking pitiful and yet they just can’t seem to figure it out and get their lives on track. No one should ever admire or want to be these people, trust me when I tell you they are the most miserable, pitiful and unsuccessful people on the planet.

  22. IS THIS AN EXCLUSIVE PROSTITUTE?
    …………..how much $?

  23. p0nk

    that video is wild, veggi

  24. dude_on

    The best career advice going for this nobody is simply to take advantage of the Summer and wear a thong and then bend over repeatedly.

  25. veggi

    p0nk. I know, right??

  26. p911gt10c

    I agree with one of the above, she does have fantastic tits. I’m glad she went topless for a movie early on so we get to see them in their prime.

  27. haha

    Watching these loosers personal lives implode because they have no idea how to nurture and work at a relationship is fucking hilarious. Taking your career seriously is one thing, but being a slave to it is fucking pathetic. Greedy fucking celebridiots they have to have it ALL and funnily enough it almost always costs them everything. Well that’s what you get when you sell your soul for something as vapid as fame.

    Steady four year boyfriend gone: Check
    Career on the rise: Check

    “Anne Hathaway’s Trainwreck ” coming to a gossip site near you: In Progress

  28. grobpilot

    Goofy fucking makeup, but she’s got great tits, i.e. “Havoc”. I’ve never seen the whole movie but I know just where the best scenes are. Yeah…

  29. Sheva

    The Joker is looking for some new money guy to latch on to her before her pasty chubby self fully emerges.

    That’s why she’s wearing the not so revealing ballon dress. You can’t even see her shape in that thing. There’s a reason for that.

    This chick does not go to the gym. She is lazy and will find a guy’s wallet to hook onto asap.

  30. Wanks

    Plus
    She got a big mouth, good for sucking
    Neg
    She got a big mouth, jokerface

    nice tits though

  31. Ted Mosby

    I can’t quit Anne.

    She needs a good motorboat to lift her spirits.

  32. furiously masturbates

    she makes me want to masturbate furiously!

  33. FirstTimeLongTime

    If I was into chicks that look like 14 year old boys, I’d TOTALLY be into Anne Hathaway.

  34. whatever

    Nice to see she dumped the loser.

    She’s actually pretty hot when she’s not wearing a weird fucking dress. I wouldn’t kick her out of bed, that’s for sure.

  35. kellygirl57

    You know what she looks like to me? Those Twisted Whiskers animals. Google “twisted whiskers” and I’m guessing you’ll agree.

  36. Her eyes weren’t that big and round until I accidentally (on purpose) stuck it in her ass.

  37. HuckyDucky

    I love, love, love this chick. Great set, that’s for sure.

  38. Tyler Durden

    Great tits, awful ass. She’s a pass, but not much more. She is to Hot like Diet Coke is to Real Coke; close but there’s a after taste.

    Plus she looks like a nerd, nerd mouth, nerd nose, nerd eyes and pasty nerd skin and I don’t mean a sexy nerd either I mean a full on geek, the kind that you’d get to do your homework and then sleep with her best friend.

  39. EuroNeckPain

    Strange woman; she is both beautiful and ugly.
    Her eyes and mouth are at the limit size for her frame; any bigger and she’d be scary. She looks like a Sim character for which the cursors for mouth size and eye size have been pushed too far.

  40. Ryan

    All her facial features (eyes, nose, lips, teeth, ears) look 50% too big for her face. She’s pretty at first glance, but once you get a good look…. ooof.

  41. anon

    She’s too skinny, and that leaves her face caved in a bit. Watch her earlier movies and you’ll see what I mean. Her eyes/mouth/nose look too big because of her current weight. She looks more balanced with a few more pounds. Same for her frame actually. Her boobs look like they’ve shrunk a lot since Havoc.

    She’s one of the few girls who could use a few extra pounds.

  42. J@cko

    She should have dumped that hustler a long time ago. Although calling Raffaello Follieri a “hustler” is kind of cheapening the word: hustlers are smart enough to get out of reach before the victim realize they’ve been had. Follieri is just a suave, yet stupid jet-set crook (http://www.nytimes.com/2007/12/24/opinion/24cohen.html). I hope Anne picks her next man more wisely this time. She seems like a sweet woman.

  43. stephanie

    Looks like she did the stupid Hillary Duff teeth capping bullshit. Those are so big and retarded. I don’t think her mouth was always like that.

  44. Tom

    She was only with him for the money, which is fine with me. So of course she dumped him when it ran out.

    That’s fine with me. Personally, I’m still looking for that rich trust-fund girl that will get me out of the hellhole that I’m in.

  45. Tom

    She was only with him for the money, which is fine with me. So of course she dumped him when it ran out.

    That’s fine with me. Personally, I’m still looking for that rich trust-fund girl that will get me out of the hellhole that I’m in.

  46. Tom

    She was only with him for the money, which is fine with me. So of course she dumped him when it ran out.

    That’s fine with me. Personally, I’m still looking for that rich trust-fund girl that will get me out of the hellhole that I’m in.

  47. Tom

    She was only with him for the money, which is fine with me. So of course she dumped him when it ran out.

    That’s fine with me. Personally, I’m still looking for that rich trust-fund girl that will get me out of the hellhole that I’m in.

  48. Tom

    Oops, sorry! The site was down when I hit “post a comment” so its appeared multiple times.

    Apparently, I REALLY want a rich girl.

  49. hitler

    Does anyone know if they’ve legalized rape yet???
    I’ve got a boner that just won’t quit

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