Anne Hathaway dumped Raffaello Follieri over dead flowers

December 17th, 2008 // 41 Comments

You’d think the reason Anne Hathaway and Raffaello Follieri broke up is because of his illegal activities bilking real estate investors out of money by pretending to work for the Vatican. Guess again. Turns out the deal-breaker was an arrangement of wilting cherry blossoms, according to The Sun:

She said of the flowers: “They lasted a month and were beautiful even as they died. Raffaello always liked things fancier and perfect and told our maid to throw them out. That was when I knew we saw things differently.”

So, let me see if I got this straight:

1. Being a giant ball of fraud who dresses like a priest in his confidence scams: Let’s move in together!
2. Apparently not even able to speak English: What’re ya gonna do?
3. Took nude photos of you: Adorable.
4. Made you pay the bills: So dreamy.
5. Threw away some dead flowers: GET THE FUCK OUT!

Ladies, I really don’t want to believe all women are crazy, but goddamn

Photos: Splash News
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  1. mimi

    Stupid girl… ugly coat!

  2. It's Me Fuckers!!

    smart like dump truck. Quick like rock.

  3. Goblinkatie

    “Ladies, I really don’t want to believe all women are crazy, but goddamn…”

    Um, we are all crazy honey. Any woman who tells you she’s not is lying or fooling herself.

  4. Enonymous

    Is that coat clean and styled like that (and actually wasted money on that shit stain) or has she once i the past went waist deep into a deep pool of mud water and she never bothered to was the dirt off.

  5. SL

    Hey Anne,

    That hobo was round again today, he wants his coat back. He says it’s definitely his because that’s his piss all over it

  6. Enonymous

    Is that coat clean and styled like that (and actually wasted money on that shit stain) or has she once i the past went waist deep into a deep pool of mud water and she never bothered to wash the dirt off.

  7. Ted Mosby

    Would hit with assunder.

  8. Jumpin_J

    The Sun + the internet = absolute truth. Gotta be.

  9. Yeah they may be glutton for emotional punishment, but total wackjob about something so frivolous…

  10. linda

    I’m an open minded girl from US, I’m interested in exotic things, photography, outdoors and sports…I have my photos on — Tallhub. com —, I love tall guys!
    Do you love travelling and have some experience? Just find me out.

  11. James Martineau

    Seconding all the coat comments. That’s a style? It looks like she went sledding, sans snow or sled.

  12. Done making playlists for Larry Craig’s iPod already douchie? Good, Mark Foley wanted you to help him with some email.

  13. There you go backwoodbitch,,,just focus on me! dont wave off the script and making comments like people will be in agreements with you…cause you are lame!

  14. Cartman

    I need to be banging this chick.

    Just think, you could drop by a nursing home or a cemetery on the way home to get her some wilted flowers and she would reward you with a blowjob for your efforts. And she’d pay your bills. I am so in love.

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  16. Dear #14 & #15,

    Get a room where you can angrily spray semen everywhere like two kids shooting waterguns filled with Jergens at each other.

    Thanks,

    Your mothers

  17. Right Richport as long as you wrote this with full costume with black make up and black fingernails its fine with me…

  18. vane

    Honestly, I can understand her reasoning…

  19. Jrz

    That’s one big schnozz she’s got.

  20. moron

    Throws out flowers that are slightly wilted albeit still beautiful = he’ll dump her when she’s not so youthful anymore, like 30.

    Smart girl. Anyway, this guy was such a douche, you could see doucheness in all his actions I’m sure.

  21. #21 – That schnozz can tickle my kiwis while she inhales me like Mimi on a corndog… TMI? Fuck it…

    #19 – (crickets)

  22. “Crickets” right gargoyle

  23. #23 you should see douchie’s skill at inhaling cylindrical fleshy objects.

    #24 don’t get excited douchie, I don’t think he is talking about your crabs.

  24. Andrea

    When you hate all penises, this is the type of little thing that upsets you in your beard relationships.

  25. #24 & #25 – Messing with you two Tom Cruise fans is like kicking kittens… sure it’s a hoot at first, but it gets boring fast because kittens never fight back.

  26. Fernanado Narcos

    I think this implies Anne would tolerate my fondness for midget hookers and all night,powdered Kool-Aid fueled orgies,just as long as I kept her in wilted flowers….

  27. #5

    Hallelujah! There is hope, yet!

  28. Mary

    IDGAF, I love her. And she’s gonna win an Oscar. *shrugs* Bitch is hot.

  29. Im surrounded by unfunny lamers,,,who are basically rough wannabes…

  30. Parker

    I’d buy her flowers and not throw them away when they die. In fact, the minute after I gave her the flowers I’d totally forget that I was the one who gave them to her. I’d be like, so where’d you get the flowers from? and she’d say, you just gave them to me a few minutes ago. Then I’d spank her and say, you lie, and she’d say no really. Then I’d pull her pants down and say, you’re such a whore. And she’d pull her underwear down and say, but I’m telling the truth. Then I’d turn her around and bend her over and say, your boyfriend gave them to you. And she’d wiggle her ass seductively and say, then you must be my boyfriend. Then I’d push my cock into her tight little butt and say, oh yeah would your boyfriend fuck you in the ass like this? Then I’d fuck her in the ass. Afterwards she’d say, I only like anal sex so of course my boyfriend would do that. Then I’d say, shut up and go make me a sandwich. But that wouldn’t count as tacit acquiescence to her prior declaration that I was her boyfriend because fucked her in the ass because any verbal contract entered into during anal sex would never pass the smell test in a court of equity. So I’d take off after I got the sandwich, leaving her sobbing alone in her dark empty life.

  31. Parker, WTF!?
    -awesome-

  32. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

  33. I’m warning you: DO NOT TRUST HER, folks!!

  34. Don’t compare her to all women. Look at her eyes, NOBODY is home. A dumbalina, this one.

  35. ur mom

    I don’t understand why she’s famous.

  36. So what. She’s still hot.

  37. Elmo

    Anne, you rock!
    Ure ex bf was a total phreek.
    Luv ya!

  38. Elmo

    Anne, you rock!
    Ure ex bf was a total phreek.
    Luv ya!

  39. The coat is clean and dirt stains) or on that (and actually wasted money is styled like a deep pool of mud in the past that once I went waist deep water and dirt off the upset to never had.

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