Anne Hathaway is apparently footing the bill for another boyfriend already. This time it’s Adam Shulman, star of the direct-to-video sequel for The Dukes of Hazard, who surprisingly didn’t make an easy billion off that one. Star reports:
“Adam is not a swindler like Raffaello, but the truth is the truth: Adam is far from Mr. Moneybags, so Anne has to buy everything,” an insider tells Star. “She leads an extravagant lifestyle — she has to fly all over the globe and show up at black-tie events. The only way for Adam to fit into her life is if she foots the bill.”
Still, adds the source, “He feels bad that Anne has to pay, so he does little things for her, like buy her books, give her love notes and cook her meals — little things to make her feel special.”
Wow, that guy’s making out like a bandit. Anne Hathaway, if you’re reading this, I’d do way more than write lame notes with Coldplay lyrics in them. I’d also have sex with you. Didn’t really want to lay all my cards on the table, but I need a new Xbox. Pick you up at seven?
Stevesto | February 8, 2009 at 3:49 pm
HOPE FOR FIRST
DT | February 8, 2009 at 3:54 pm
gimme that snatch
Randal | February 8, 2009 at 4:00 pm
It’s very rare in the entertainment industry to find love the way Anne has found it. Normally, it’s all about money from both sides but in this case, Anne offers her savings to allow her own heart to grow with Adam.
After everything Anne has been through with that skunk of a man Raffaello, it’s great to see her wearing her heart on her sleeve once again.
Randal
foghat | February 8, 2009 at 4:37 pm
if they’re happy I don’t see what the problem is
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/taunting
Dr. Reality | February 8, 2009 at 4:46 pm
They’re doomed. Any time a woman pays most of the bills, the man can’t help but feel emasculated. Poor Anne, but the truth is, when she pays it shifts the balance of power too much in the relationship which will lead to its eventual dissolution.
jojojo | February 8, 2009 at 5:02 pm
poor rich girl, she can do better… are all men loosers?
11pound | February 8, 2009 at 5:15 pm
If they ever need a female version of The Joker for a Batman sequel, she would be perfect.
sin | February 8, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Let see, take the body of a decent female and put a horses mouth on it. Hmm. looks like we have another Julia Roberts here.
Anon | February 8, 2009 at 5:46 pm
“He feels bad that Anne has to pay, so he does little things for her, like buy her books, give her love notes and cook her meals — little things to make her feel special.”
See Ladies. follow his example.
Balack Obama Fixin' America, 1 Trillion at a time | February 8, 2009 at 6:01 pm
I’d like to part her lips and put my cock in there. She can keep the cash.
Anexio | February 8, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Look at that flappy arm fat in pic 1.
She is past her prime and is nothing but a slough eyed, flabby, stringy haired has been.
Gimme new stuff anytime.
Shallow Val | February 8, 2009 at 6:07 pm
…And somewhere in the distance K-Fed looked up from his deep fried buffet.
“Time to hit the gym,” he said. “Horse-mouth Hathaway is used to dating losers, so I should be able to knock this one out in the half the time it took to bag Britney’s crazy ass.”
Parker | February 8, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Anne Hathaway, if you’re reading this, I’d do way more than write lame notes about people writing lame notes with Coldplay lyrics in them while offering to have sex with you. I’d only offer you anal sex. I know it’s your very favorite. If you’re going to go through life bending over for any guy willing to hang out with you why not me? These other guys only want to kiss your ass for money. I’ll slam my weiner into it. Hard and fast, baby, just the way you like it. All anal all the time. Think about it, Annie. Think about it and call me to say yes. Where you want to be on Valentine’s day, Annie? Wiping someone’s saliva off your butt with fifty dollar bills or squeezing your hot little ass onto my baloney pony?
That’s what I thought. See you Friday, baby.
Cash | February 8, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Where do these guys come from? My girlfriend is lucky if I let her buy the popcorn when we go out to the movies. I’m sure a lot of women would call it sexist, but the guy is supposed to pay for stuff, and having your girl pay for everything like that would be like having your dick cut off and laughed at publicly everytime you went out.
Pretty fucking pathetic Hathaway. You’re pretty and all, but if you keep hooking up with guys who can’t carry their own weight, you must have shit for self esteem.
jj | February 8, 2009 at 7:24 pm
dear god
horse face
cant stand this whore
why is she even famous?
kate | February 8, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Do u know she tries to register on ***sugarmingle. c om***, but has been refused for some reasons. I do not think it’s hard to join that site. Britney has her profile there.
Airmail | February 8, 2009 at 8:56 pm
She seems like such a nice girl. Someone should take her to Catalina for a vacation and meet some nice guys with money.
chinabuzz | February 8, 2009 at 9:06 pm
That’s “Hazzard.”
Kindle | February 8, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Is it just the way she photographs or does she look like she’s peaking on acid when you see her in person?
Ummm...yeah... | February 8, 2009 at 10:03 pm
What a fucking loser. This bitch needs to just stop. You can’t buy love bitch. Hey dude…just take all her money and leave her sorry ass.
What the fuck is she famous for anyway? Giving all her money to loser guys?
People talk about dumb blondes? She should be blond.
isitin | February 8, 2009 at 10:20 pm
Fish, this woman is so ugly I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick. How can anyone of you so called men get turned on by this horrible looking woman.
gerard Vandenberg | February 8, 2009 at 10:44 pm
When you were born as a cheater.
YOU WILL DIE AS ONE, folks!!
wtf | February 8, 2009 at 11:06 pm
Is that Randal dude (comment no 3) cripplingly retarded or just a studio plant? This is the second wtf comment he makes on this site.
Parker needs to be honest with himself | February 8, 2009 at 11:52 pm
Oh. My. God. Does anybody else wish Parker would just come out of the closet finally? Parker……YOU’RE GAY. YOU’RE DYING TO FUCK A MAN. Can you be any more graphic about your preference for anal sex? How many threads have you left almost the exact same comment? My God, just go for it. Tell your wife you can’t deny it any longer and just let your freaky rainbow flag fly!!! It’s 2009, your mother will probably still love you and we’ll all breathe a little easier knowing that you’re balls-deep in some dude’s ass and finally able to just be yourself. Much love, A Friend
Lisa | February 9, 2009 at 3:48 am
Her clown face is incredibly annoying! Stop posting about this fug bitch, PLEASE.
Vomit | February 9, 2009 at 6:29 am
GOD she’s an ugly looking thing! I would bet her snatch stinks and her lips spill out from the sides of her granny panties. She would have to pay for all our dates as well. Then I would have her drive me home with a cold peck on the cheek at best. couldn’t do it sorry
mikeymike | February 9, 2009 at 7:45 am
#13…LO-efing-L!!!
RichPort's Ghost | February 9, 2009 at 9:05 am
She is proof positive that breast size and brain power do not necessarily enjoy a 1:1 comparitive relationship… which must make Katy Perry a fucking retard…
AteIsEnough | February 9, 2009 at 9:48 am
C’mon people, she is very fuckable. Stupid for falling for losers, but think about this… She’s good looking, generous, has a nice body, nice face, and will let you take pictures while spanking her. Very open minded I’d say. I call next…
dude | February 9, 2009 at 10:20 am
Great jugs.
Crappy taste in men.
WhatDoIKnow? | February 9, 2009 at 11:35 am
And I thought dicking a rich bitch was the way to her heart.
RandalAndParkerDoThreesomesWithAnimals | February 9, 2009 at 11:39 am
Randal and Parker hook up. When the done with the sex stuff they lie there thinking of things to write here at the superficial.
isitin | February 9, 2009 at 11:54 am
AteIsEnough, you must be actually Stevie Wonder if you think she is good looking. She is one ugly female.
farthammer | February 9, 2009 at 12:23 pm
God damn she is one ugly horse faced cunt. She must have sucked hundreds of dicks with that ginormous mouth of hers to get famous.
AteIsEnough | February 9, 2009 at 12:28 pm
@33, I admit…she could use a little sun, but just the same. Hey, “isitin” a question you often get – or your handle? LOL
www.blahgirls.com | February 9, 2009 at 2:57 pm
There’s nothin wrong with a girl paying for the guy if she’s got the money
Balls McCoy | February 9, 2009 at 6:29 pm
When is Hollywood going to finally admit that this girl is not really that good looking. Sure she’s got great cans, but she’s one hairy braud. Probably has some unsightly hair coming out of her nipple.
Rachell | February 9, 2009 at 7:21 pm
Cash, it’s sweet that you want to pay for stuff, but you should let your girl spoil you once in a while. My boyfriend and I make pretty much the same about of money ( I make a little more bwaaha), but its fun to surprise him with treats :) I surprised him with a cruise last year and he was so happy and we had a blast. :) Let her spoil you a bit! It’s fun for us girls to pay for things too! :)
TomK | February 9, 2009 at 8:10 pm
LOL! What a dumb slut!
White American Men are the biggest thieves on earth. They don’t even have enough decency to not steal from loved ones. Poor Anne, too stupid and hungry for a man that she puts up with that bullshit, she is better off with a guy who is not American, because these American guys just want to have sex with her while they think of elaborate ways to steal the horse face woman’s money.
Rachell | February 9, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Anne really does have beautiful skin though. I expect she gets groomed regularly.
A | February 9, 2009 at 11:19 pm
she could be prettier if she had some more color. She’s too pale
James | September 19, 2009 at 6:06 pm
20, How can you ask what is she famous for ? Have you been living under a rock ?
She is an Oscar nominated movie star, she’s had several hit films like Get smart and The devil wears Prada.
James | September 19, 2009 at 6:09 pm
20, loser ? A rich, famous movie star is a loser ? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha. Talk about delusional.
seo tutorial | April 26, 2010 at 1:43 am
I’m sure a lot of women would call it sexist, but the guy is supposed to pay for stuff, and having your girl pay for everything like that would be like having your dick cut off and laughed at publicly everytime you went out.
sd card | May 19, 2010 at 12:23 am
She look nice girl. Should someone take her to Catalina for a vacation and meet nice people with money.