Honestly, I don’t know why I bothered posting anything else.
Here’s the rest of The 54th Annual Grammy Awards featuring a bunch of people who didn’t get their own posts and not for lacking of showing up with a dude dressed up like The Pope because you stole Lady GaGa‘s playbook while she was distracted turning her hermaphroditic pleasure center into an H.R. Giger Alien. Anyway, noticeably absent was Christina Aguilera who let’s just assume bolted for the Himalayas in search of the Yeti and its legendary super-absorbent pelt so she doesn’t slough her eggs all over another legendary singer’s funeral again. People don’t like that.
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