I Can Almost See Adam Levine’s Girlfriend’s Vagina And The Rest of The Grammys

February 13th, 2012 // 37 Comments

Honestly, I don’t know why I bothered posting anything else.

Here’s the rest of The 54th Annual Grammy Awards featuring a bunch of people who didn’t get their own posts and not for lacking of showing up with a dude dressed up like The Pope because you stole Lady GaGa‘s playbook while she was distracted turning her hermaphroditic pleasure center into an H.R. Giger Alien. Anyway, noticeably absent was Christina Aguilera who let’s just assume bolted for the Himalayas in search of the Yeti and its legendary super-absorbent pelt so she doesn’t slough her eggs all over another legendary singer’s funeral again. People don’t like that.

Photos: Getty, Splash News


  1. Crabby Old Guy

    Meh, Fish – as far as almost seeing her vagina, do the words “Holland Tunnel” bring any image to mind.

  2. The Royal Penis

    The look on Levine’s face is priceless.

    “Yea, I’m fucking this chick-cause I’m awesome and you’re not”.

  3. foog

    Ann Coulter called. She wants her adam’s apple back.

  4. Adam Levine Anne V Grammy Awards
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    Ann Coulter called. She wants her adam’s apple back.

  5. That reminds me, I’m having linguine with white clam sauce for dinner tonight.

  6. Adam Levine Anne V Grammy Awards
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    “Yeah, I like my chicks with manly thighs. Oh yeah…”

  7. just me

    What is going on with that chick’s hair? It looked like she went to sleep with her hair wet and didn’t bother to do anything to it before leaving the house.

  8. Beatriz

    He is so fricking hot …. !!!!!!

  9. mrsmass

    Daryl Hannah circa Splash.

  10. Kinky Monkey

    I know I should say she looks hot but somehow she doesn’t.

  11. Adam Levine Anne V Grammy Awards
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    Oh, *that’s* why he’s usually only dressed in his tattoos — they distract from all the Patrick Bateman he has going.

  12. Adam Levine Anne V Grammy Awards
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    Come with me if you want the other part of your dress

  13. Adam Levine Anne V Grammy Awards
    Mama Pinkus
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    this gal is not nearly as hot as she thinks she is

    • Altered Sense of Reality

      You know you’re right; I have full confidence that as you’re replying to this from your mom’s basement amid a sea of Mt. Dew cans and Cheetos bags YOUR hot as hell swimsuit model is probably on her knees servicing you and asking herself how she got so lucky to land a guy that radiates not only acne and BO but a full compliment of life FAIL. If you ever were in the same ROOM as a chick this hot you would be more worthless than “three pumps and a quiver” but hey…I’m sure you’re a stallion in World of Warcraft. Fuck-tard.

    • katie23

      right what a whore. Put on fucking clothes

  14. Adam Levine Anne V Grammy Awards
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    Presenting her leg to us like a side of ham. Sexy.

  15. Adam Levine Anne V Grammy Awards
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    Where is this chick’s vagina? Looking at the pic it appears to be down around her knees

  16. browny

    Diseased dick here… ugh, I do not see the appeal of this manwhore. Disease, disease, unclean, unclean. Go away, Levine.

  17. Mamamia

    I think we know where the Roswell alien went.

  18. forrest gump

    hahahahaha, americans will even get horny of a cow without a bra.

  19. Wink

    Goddamn, this guy gets on my fucking nerves. I’ve always wondered how someone arrives at making music that shitty and cloying. Are there garage bands and shows that only huge pussies are allowed to attend? Does Banana Republic have a music division?

  20. The Most Interesting

    No meat dress & no meat curtains? Epic fail, Grammys

  21. Adam Levine Anne V Grammy Awards
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    Put the guy in ordinary clothes and he looks like an utter knob

  22. Rob

    This guy is the classic douche bag.

  23. Adam Levine Anne V Grammy Awards
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    That´s one ugly dress! She has a great body,and this does nothing for her at all.

  24. Adam Levine Anne V Grammy Awards
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    It´s an awful awful dress..is she tucking it between her legs or is it a one legged kind of wrap thing?? Either way,it looks complicated to wear and the part that´s covering her boob is a different colour…bad choice of clothing.

    She looked WAY better in the “misery” video,and she was only wearing jeans ;)
    She & Adam make a pretty couple :)

  25. Adam Levine Anne V Grammy Awards
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    I wonder what Anne I through IV look like.

  26. Adam Levine Anne V Grammy Awards
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    Is this the adult douchebag fraternal twins version of the parent trap? I swear this picture looks like Adam standing next to himself in drag. Dud looks like a lady, lady looks like a dude. Nasty.

  27. Adam Levine Anne V Grammy Awards
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    I personally think she looks 100% average… even in the Victoria’s Secret fashion show i had no idea who she was… still don’t, not memorable at all.

  28. Adam Levine Anne V Grammy Awards
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    JLH is way better looking than his ex!

  29. dontlooknow

    Shuh! I have a better chance of banging Adam L. than JLove.

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