BEST OF 2012: Anne Hathaway’s Vagina

December 31st, 2012 // 11 Comments
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Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: These rehashed photo galleries from the past year. They have boobs in them. And sometimes butts.

DECEMBER

Just to demonstrate how little of a surprise it is that Anne Hathaway‘s vagina (For the sake of whoring Google hits and not at all because the amount of women’s bodies I’ve touched is negative 13, I consider anything between the top of the mons pubis and the bottom of the taint to be vagina.) you could ask the goddamn Amish what the biggest Internet story of December was and they’d tell you, “As surely as I build barns, it was Catwoman’s fur biscuit. The new one, I speak of. Not Michelle Pfeiffer.” Of course, you’ll be dead shortly thereafter because they just blew their cover as androids. Butter-churning androids. With beard lasers.

Posted: 12.11.2012

Original Post: Anne Hathaway Will Premiere A Movie Until Someone Sees Her Vagina

[Ed. Note – 1.1.13: As of yesterday, LeAnn Rimes’ nipple was the runner up for December, but thanks to your surprising sense of taste, Stephanie Seymour‘s swimsuit malfunction snatched victory from LeAnn’s anorexic hand claw.. things. Granted, the object of Boner Boy’s engorgement could never overtake the raw Internet power of seeing 2/5ths of celebrity vadge, I think we can all agree this is the greatest triumph of the human spirit the world will ever see. Hang your heads proud today. – SW]

Photo: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. I guess wanting the “Stephanie Seymour falling out of her swimsuit ” post to take this was too much to hope for.

  2. Gin&Tonic

    I know a lot of people are into the totally bare look which isn’t really my thing, so I’ve got to say Anne’s well groomed kitty’s looking real pretty

  3. It was like Christmas came early. The best thing about it was that she didn’t go a press junket playing the victim. Much respect.

  4. YTBOY

    Best picture of 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. I love Anne Hathaway. I love her vagina. I love her anus Or is it “rectum”?…I’m never quite sure). I love her ass. I love her tits. I love that beautiful, sizable mouth (that would hold a guy’s entire package) and the rest of her face…All-in-all, she is a hot motherfucker!

  6. right

    She has a nasty lookin gooch

  7. anonym

    I wouldn’t mind her sitting on my face, tongue in her cooch, while she sings “I dreamed a dream”

  8. Anne Hathaway Vagina Flash
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    Always amused when dweebs want to see the bare goods.
    Guys, guys, half the population are women, I assure you there are many fine specimens more than willing to share with you.

    I’m more fascinated by her shoes – assuming those ARE shoes, and not some kind of Robert Griffin-style knee brace.

  9. Anne Hathaway Vagina Flash
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    Yes, that HAS to be from the Robert Griffin spring collection.

    BRAVO!

  10. Anne Hathaway Vagina Flash
    Alli
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    Showing off coochie and winning an Oscar…..really?

  11. Anne Hathaway Vagina Flash
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    she looks so sad

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