Amanda Seyfried Threw Anne Hathaway’s Vagina Under The Bus

December 14th, 2012 // 31 Comments
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Presumably because she’s drunk 24/7, TMZ got Amanda Seyfried to talk about Anne Hathaway‘s vagina where she literally said she’s a “fan of underwear.” Which seems like some cold-hearted shade to throw at a co-star’s vulnerable ham wallet, but apparently there are some very real fears that Anne Hathaway might get snubbed at the Oscars because of this, so it’s Side-Eyes time to shine. Via Hollywood Life:

“Anne is really hoping for an Oscar for Les Misérables, and she’s worried that this misstep will hurt her credibility as an actress.”
The source points out one reason Anne is so distraught over her commando catastrophe is because she is afraid it has cast a shadow over a project that is very special to her.

Unfortunately, Anne Hathaway’s right to be afraid because I have the academy’s by-laws on nudity right here:

In accordance with our discussion over the early bird special at Howard Johnson’s where we all agree, they should have had more Sanka, from henceforth the female body shall not be seen naked unless in the context of Kate Winslet getting schnookered during the Holocaust. Is that Mel Gibson hurling a Molotov cocktail at our table? No, seriously, quit typing, we have to get out of-

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Splash News

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  1. Cock Dr

    I hate this hairstyle. So uptight.
    Amanada should do a nice Playboy spread before her pale blonde beauty is smothered by Father Time.

  2. USDA Prime McBeef

    as soon as you start going commando in your dress, your pussy becomes part of the public domain. tough shit, rat face.

    seyfried > hathaway

  3. Laura

    How hard it is to use underwear?

  4. Quasi

    I would gladly be at her beck and call to play “human blanket” to clothe her feminine luncheon meat.

  5. Frank Burns

    Anne’s vadge is so big it casts a shadow? Calling Dr. Cameltoe, report to surgery for an emergency vaginoplasty!

  6. Shouldn’t it be “Hamm wallet”?

  7. El Jefe

    Her not wearing underwear would make me more inclined to give her the Oscar.

    I second Amanda being in Playboy, that would be an issue worth buying for sure.

  8. I’m renaming my dick “The Bus”.

  9. If I was a woman I’d probably go everywhere naked, or just sit in front of the mirror all day!

  10. FUCKBEAST

    Those eyes. THOSE FUCKING EYES!!!!!!!!

  11. thespiral

    Amanda Seyfried always comes across as an insecure bug-eyed bitch. She’s just jelly nobody will ever consider her for an Oscar because Hathaway’s snatch has more talent than her.

    Signed,
    A Vagina Fan

  12. Schmidtler

    Maybe next year Anne Hathaway’s vagina and Jon Hamm’s Penis can co host the oscars? That would have to be better than Billy fucking Crystal.

  13. jason

    it was a little bit of bush and no vag…why is this still being talked about

  14. Last night I had a terrible nightmare. Anne Hathaway was exiting a vehicle…and she was wearing UNDERWEAR! I may never sleep again.

  15. It’s 2012 and the Academy would snub someone for something that was an obvious mistake? That’s fucked up. Looks like there’s still a ways to go before people’s perspectives mature on the idea of nudity.

  16. zomgbie

    the only thing the academy might hold against hathaway is her not punching james franco in the throat.

  17. hannah

    Amanda didn’t throw any shade. the full quote is “I’m a fan of underwear only because it keeps me warm.” she also stood up for Anne. But why should I expect a decent report on a simple matter from a site that promotes creepshots.

  18. decorative item

    I think we can all agree that vagina’s should be seen and not heard. Oh, wait! That might be children not vagina’s. Never mind, carry on!

  19. Fnark

    No one has seen Miss Hathaway’s *vagina*. (No one on the internet, that is.) What you’ve seen is a generous sliver of her mons veneris. Not that I’m not grateful, mind you.

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    Toe Jam
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    voted the most beautiful drunk…ever!

  21. Pb

    Prey, not predator.

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    EXACTLY LOOKS LIKE…..

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    mixed with
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    Crissy
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    My Dakota is looking less homely here!

  24. Veronica

    Mean girl

  25. Bobby

    Give the girl a break they are taking her comment out of context

    GayguyinPgh

  26. Kim

    Anna Hathaway is f-ing gross. She’s quite likely the most unattractive, unsexy female on the planet – I am highly offended at being forced to consider the prospect of her having a vagina.

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