Anne Hathaway’s Nipples Would Like To Thank The Academy

February 25th, 2013 // 34 Comments

If I had to pick one item to perfectly encapsulate the unparalleled class and sophistication of the Oscars, it’d have to be Anne Hathaway wearing a nipple dress. Not to mention it’s literally the only thing that happened to her all night. *thinks for a minute* Yup, just the nipple dress. Ol’ nipply-roo…

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  1. jimmy james

    I’m pretty sure that’s just the dress

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    Cock Dr
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    I think that might be the dress’s seam stitching creating that marvelous illusion of continual mammary perkiness.
    If not then damn….Ann must have been very excited. Diamonds above & below; most impressive.

  3. What, was she worried she’d have to cut her way out of a glass cube later? Or perhaps dial a phone?

  4. Joe Blow

    For the love of Dog, get rid of that ridiculous haircut, woman.

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    donkeylicks
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    Anne looked the way Meryl Streep’s skeleton would look if you made it smile and walk around the party being extra nice to everyone.

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    Really?
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    That’s Anne Hathaway? Thought it was Lisa Minelli.

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    I love fucking lovely women with short hair and smile when they orgasm after. But Anne Hathway’s hair is exactly like mine?
    Did I just fuck myself a couple of nights ago?

  8. grobpilot

    I like nipples just as much as the next heterosexual guy (or lesbo) but you have to say that’s just the way the dress is put together.

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    MEDAMNIT
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    She is such a BEAUTIFUL woman!!!!

  10. Anne Hathaway is one of my faves. Beautiful woman, especially naked.

  11. Mohambi Johnson

    Madonna called, she wants the cone bra back.

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    qwerty
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    Thats the seam form the dress you fucking twat

  13. So much face. Can we agree than Anne should only play used and discarded prostitutes from now.

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    Sparky
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    this ain’t no accident

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    bingo
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    Terrible dress and that hair makes her face look so much more rodent-like.

  16. rico

    Looks to me like a lousy alteration job. The dress was a bit saggy and ill-fitting around her waist. Maybe she tried it on last minute and found that she had lost a bit too much weight to make it look good and she found someone to do some last minute adjusting.

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    Congratulations on the Oscar, Anne.

  18. Anne Hathaway Nipples The 85th Annual Academy Awards
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    rat face…

  19. NE1

    I’d hate to be in the room with her when she finds out the Oscar she won was for best SUPPORTING actress.

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    o'chunt
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    What fucking picture are you looking at?

  21. mavis davis

    He was great in the Harry Potter movies, but he really shouldn’t attempt drag without a wig.

  22. McCarthy

    Dear cretins ~ get off the couch, flee the basement & go out & breath some fresh air & leave the young, beautiful & talented to soar.

    Dear Ann~ congratulations, magnificent job & enjoy every moment of the deserved success. From cold Canada

  23. John

    This is silly. Those are seams. She has been topless for dramatic effect in some of her movies so there is no mystery there. Audrey Hepburn wore a similar style dress with seams in front in the movie Charade halfway through (among other movies). Should it now get an R rating? Get a grip! This sound like junior high school.
    Anne Hathaway has looked prettier with long hair. It tones down her big features.

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    SDL
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    She is stunning. A true beauty.

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    Alli
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    Showed off her coochie then won an Oscar in this dress…and the Grammys had a dress code

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    Classy. Its a shame the media has to point out the nipples. WE know they are there. The media needs to be more polite and a bit more European, and not so childish for the supposed “shock” factor. Women are beautiful, and should be treated with respect and dignity. Look at her outfit. Yes shes young and daring, and sexy in an adult mature way. Do we really need to be pointed to her tits to lear? Have some respect. Something this great country once HAD
    Grow up people. Stop the drooling. Put it back in your pants. No wounder these foks have sucha hard time with the media.

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    Laura Martin Johsons
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    Anne Hathaway is sooo ugly. She looks so old for her age. She is soooo white and has plenty of wrinkles. Short hair is terrible, too.

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    Susi Wagber Golfi
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    Oh my God. She looks like 50. Pale, borring, ugly!

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