Anne Hathaway is Dangerous, Also Cheap

June 7th, 2011 // 54 Comments

“Pay for contacts when I found these perfectly good glasses out back? Surely, you jest.”

While filming her role as Catwoman for The Dark Knight Rises, Anne Hathaway almost took a stuntman’s eye out during a fight sequence and figured a pen would make a great apology in a world where 98% of all communications are digital. The Sun reports:

A source said: “Anne got a bit carried away during a fight scene and mistakenly shoved the butt of the gun right into the actor’s eye socket. He came away with a massive black eye – Anne was mortified.”
Catwoman should stick to scratching.
The star was so upset about the injury she bought the man a silver pen to apologise. Engraved on it was: “Remember no one packs a punch like Anne.”
A source added: “It was all in good humour but the poor guy took quite a pummelling.”

For some reason, I always love hearing stories about how the richest people in the world are also the cheapest bastards alive. (See: Tiger Woods treating his whores to Subway.) Not to mention, what a ridiculously egotistical gift. “Sorry, I almost blinded you for life while making 50 times your salary, but here’s a pen commemorating how cute I am! Tee-hee!”

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News, WENN


  1. The richest people in the world get that way cos they don’t part with their money easily. Hence no ice cream truck in the rich hood, while it goes thru the poor hood twice a day.

    I’d love to fuck her then cream on her glasses tho..

  2. Lucion

    Feisty! Me likes!

  3. Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Elton John!

  4. Abby Normal

    Who could have predicted that Marty Scorcese would look so good in drag?

  5. I bet if the moon were made of barbecue spare ribs, she’d have some. Heck, she’d have seconds and polish it off with a tall, cool Budweiser.

  6. JC

    If it were a Mont Blanc or some other high-end writing implement, it could actually be a substantial gift.

    Granted, I might just be saying that because I desperately want to bang her.

  7. Richard McBeef

    no amount of gas causing foods could produce the type of farts I would love to lay down all about hathaway’s vicinity. she just looks like the kind of bitch that could complain about how stinky a fart sounds.

  8. 50 times his salary? Why exaggerate too small. Let’s say she’s making 5 million. He’s some bit stunt player in probably one scene, lucky if he’s making $10,000. That right there is 500 times his salary. Sheesh.

  9. Lloyd Dobler

    She’s gone.. she gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.

  10. Alamander

    Shouldn’t the pen have said – ‘Remember, no one hits you in the face with a gun like Anne.’?

  11. Abby Normal

    Wow, this story gets better and better…
    “At the wrap party, Ms. Hathaway encountered the actor she’d injured during production, ‘Here’s a pen I got you”‘
    The actress then picked up a chair and used it to club the man. As he writhed in agony on the floor, she hitched up her skirt revealing a strap-on dildo which she then used to fuck the man in his afflicted eye socket. Afterwards, speaking over her shoulder as she walked away she said, ‘I’ll be back.’
    The actor replied, ‘I’ll keep an eye out for you.’”

  12. Anne Hathaway Catwoman
    Lloyd Dobler
    Commented on this photo:

    “I gave her my eye…and she gave me a pen.”

  13. stratacat

    This is how women are cast in Nolan’s movies:

    Casting Director: “I have several very talented and beautiful women who be great for this role–”
    Nolan: “Do they have tits?”
    CD: “Well, of course they do Herr Nolan, but they’re also very accomplished act–”
    Nolan: “Get me Katie Holmes.”

    Repeat for Maggie Gyllenhaal and this twat respectively.

  14. Mr Happy

    Anne has proclaimed a high tolerance for anal loving. I’d do anything to bury my meat rocket in her mud slide

  15. Cock Dr

    I think she’s really cute with the nerd look.
    She should give that battered black eyed stunt man something more than a silver pen. A hand job & a basket of muffins would properly right this injustice.

  16. whiskeyafternoon

    I never understood why she wasn’t cast for the joker’s wife or something. Look at that mask of a face. Dogwoman may be more biologically correct. Or, at least she seems to be a bitch.

  17. Cardinal Fang

    Fucking clown face. What do you guys see in her? Sure I’d do her, but to hoist her up there as if she’s a mega-babe is way out of touch.

    • Umm...Really?

      LMAO!!! “Fucking clown face…Sure I’d do her.” Spoken like a true man. Thanks for the laugh.

  18. cc

    So long as the unholy triumvirate of douchehats, scarfs, and dork glass don’t come together, I think I will make it through the summer. Oh wait, there’s Johnny Depp!


  19. crazypants

    Leave her alone you meanies! She seems nice and I’m going to give the story the benefit of the doubt – a “silver pen” that Anne Hathaway would give as a an apology gift is likely a $600-900 pen. And the inscription reads sort of like a personal joke between the two of them.

    So in other words, well paid professional stuntman – a man who by definition puts his body at risk for pay – gets a very nice gift for sustaining a pretty much work-a-day and I’m sure for his industry, extremely common injury.

    Boo hoo.

    • That Bastard Tony

      Stuntman Mike would have stabbed her with that pen.

    • Muckseen

      I agree with you. You really can’t tell from this story. I work in the film industry and some actors and stunt crew tend to get very chummy, especially in high-action kind of films like this in which they tend to have a number of scenes together. Stuntmen are trained for this kind of thing, I think it sounds like she handled it quite graciously.

  20. Ellianne

    I thought that was sort of cute.. She didnt have to give him anything, but she did and made it personal.. He might have thought it was awesome of her, what do we know.

    • I agree. It was quirky and endearing. The fact she put effort into a gift she wasn’t even required to give shows she’s thoughtful, not cheap. Getting injured is part of a stuntman’s job description. Was she supposed to by him a house?

  21. jaime

    HE’S A STUNTMAN, FOR CHRIS-SAKES! it’s his job to get hurt.
    is everybody a wimp nowadays?!

  22. dee_bird

    “Did I do that?”
    She did it for the lulz.

  23. Michael

    I’m praying to God that “The Dark Knight Rises” is just as awesome as “The Dark Knight”. Plus, Anne Hathaway’s a great actress.

  24. Anne Hathaway Catwoman
    Commented on this photo:


    Good thing she didn’t accidentally stick that pen in his other eye.

  25. Woody Long

    I would drive her hard and long

  26. Ari Gold

    She fucks like a rabbit – take it from me !

  27. Arzach

    This chick has to be crazy sex , I like that

  28. fartbucket

    If those were real glasses it would distort the sides of her face in the edges of the lenses. That’s why people stopped wearing huge ass fucking lenses in the 80s.


  29. TurkusMaximus

    black hole sun…won’t you come….

  30. There is a huge difference between nerd chic and wannabe nerd chic. This is just trying too hard and comes off all poseur-y, like Avril Lavigne’s career.

  31. the captain


  32. Peter North

    The glasses will protect her to a certain extent

  33. You do realize that most of those custom high end pens you see that high level suits use can cost upwards of 2 grand a pop. Some, even more depending on what the custom inlay is.

    Food for thought.

  34. CFS

    Proof positive that any beautiful woman can get away with wearing a potato sack and still be considered beautiful in the worlds eyes.

    This is also why it is so difficult for men, because the exact opposite is true. No matter how good looking a guy is, if he’s not dressed right, forget it.

  35. Samo

    “The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.”
    “That’s a right triangle, you idiot!”

  36. rb

    While imminently possible that she’s a selfish cheapass,

    she might have gotten him the Expensive-Brand version of one of these: (if she didn’t just re-purpose a gift somebody already gave to her)

    Or, to be a little more fun, she could’ve gotten him one of these:

  37. Anne Hathaway Catwoman
    304-Bradley Ripple
    Commented on this photo:

    Dangerous? Cmon! this women has amazing power of being pretty and beautiful, has great body and ass.

  38. michelle

    honestly, who cares if she’s is cheap or not,
    she looks good and making thrifty ladies jealous by the special one of a kind bargain glasses.
    maybe she cheated and went into her grandma’s bedroom , it still looks good.
    now designers are going to design these 1.00 thrift specials for 5,000.
    thank you anne, stealing from the poor and making the rich richer.

  39. DoorLocks

    Will not be seeing this crap.

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