It’s Anne Hathaway’s Camel Toe

May 23rd, 2013 // 22 Comments

Anne Hathaway may have won an Oscar, but nothing will ever beat the pure sexual thrill of everyone seeing her vagina. Granted, this is a thought that has never once crossed Anne’s mind, I like to pretend that’s why she slapped on yoga pants and puffed her labia out to ward off predators right in front of the paparazzi. As to where the spikes are, again, I have no idea how vaginas work. They’re like those power outlets in Europe.

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. deliberately vague

    pants are super tight . Her hoo – haa cannot breathe !

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    anonym
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    she looks like she has cancer

  3. smother-boy

    I would like to smother her in cream cheese frosting and pretend she is a carrot cake.Yum!

  4. I clicked full-size and felt compelled to serve my monitor with linguine in a nice white wine sauce.

  5. JC

    I have one of those adapter things that can make a U.S. plug go into 17 other kinds of plugs. My takeaway from Fish’s last sentence is that I should bring it along on dates.

  6. She clearly doesn’t lift.

  7. uncomfortable in social settings

    Looks vampirish . Maybe she should get some sunlight ., or at least her vagina needs some sunlight

  8. Edward Elizabeth Hitler

    Proof that it’s entirely possible to work out TOO much. She used to have such nice curves and a great ass. Now she has all the curves of a two-by-four.

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    John Travolta
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    Damn that smile creeps me out….I was just thinking how much more attractive she was without the red lipstick.

  10. I think she’s hotter than a peanut parcher just like she is!

  11. She’s fucking sexy.

  12. Anne Hathaway Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Enhance.

  13. Petey

    Her face is a jumble of way-too-big features. She is just not attractive at all, especially when she smiles her Joker smile.

  14. You can just see the bitchiness oozing out of her pores.

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    Teddy
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    Something smells fishy

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    Arzach
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    I’m deaf but I can read her lips

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    claire
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    good lord she is thin

  18. Pippi Longcocking

    Meh. Anne Hathaway’s snatch. But why the hell is she blonde?

  19. Joe Mahma

    Geezus, she’s hideous.

  20. Robb7

    Paleface woman are not attractive — but better than spray-tanned or fake-baked ho’s.

  21. I hate pointless hardware updates.
    The Hathaway 1.0 was all about eyelashes, pouty overbites and awesome boobs, and it was just perfect. But no, they just had to churn out this “slim” model I don’t even know what to start with. I mean, where do you even plug stuff into this thing? It’s probably another blue-toothed nightmare.

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