So Anne Hathaway Wasn’t Wearing Her Engagement Ring In Those Bikini Photos. Or These.

May 14th, 2012 // 36 Comments

As far as everyone knows, Anne Hathaway has been engaged Adam Shulman since November. Except in the batch of bikini photos that popped up over the weekend, she’s not only not wearing her engagement ring, but spending the entire time with Italian Argentinian polo player Nacho Figueras and we all know Anne has a soft spot for Italian men to a fault. Of course, the most amazing part is that anyone even noticed because when I look at a woman in a bikini, I ignore everything about her and imagine her as nothing more than an inanimate object devoid of feelings and emotions built solely for my gratification. It’s the feminist in me.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily

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  1. Hey numbnuts: she took the ring off to go swimming. Save he drama for your Mama.

  2. Dany

    Just a correction: Nacho Figueras is an Argentinean Polo player ;)

    • Lemmiwinks

      Or as the fans call him, Nacho “Cheese” Figueras.

      • The reason the peppy cheese sauce is referred to as “nacho” is that Nacho Figueras is the man who invented it. Little known fact: He brought some cheese from home to polo practice saving it for his lunch. He left it in his shoe in his locker. Being a very hot day, the cheese melted in his shoe and “nacho” cheese sauce was born! True story.

      • Lemmiwinks

        That explains why it’s so good on Dori-toes.

  3. USDA Prime McBeef

    i thought that particular species of cave dwelling salamander was extinct.

    oh and nice hair, dude

  4. Dick Hell

    This is what happens when you cut your own hair while talking on the phone.

  5. You know, Anne, the movie theaters ask that you put the 3D glasses in the box before you leave the theater.

  6. Rico Jones

    What the fuck did she do to her hair?

    • She is filming a new movie version of “Les Miserables.” Anne’s role is Fantine, whose beauty deteriorates as she attempts to care for her child (selling both her two front teeth and her hair), turns to prostitution and becomes ill with tuberculosis. So in addition to cutting her hair, she went on a 500 calorie-a-day “diet” to lose weight for the part.

      • PS: I think she is gorgeous, but I’m not too crazy about either the cut or the weight loss. But that can all be undone.

        The main thing that bothers me about her, however, is that I don’t seem to find her in my bed or on my couch. I guess I’ll have to keep wishing…

  7. she looks better with clothes on. i’d still suck on her lil pink butthole…

  8. Felonious Monkey

    Someone this white shouldn’t be “sunning” herself so much. If I were her, I’d go out really early morning or late afternoon on an overcast day. Also, the Argentinean polo player was photographed in the pics with his wife. So, unless they’re all involved in some sort of threesome, I don’t think it’s fair to say there’s something going on there. Who goes swimming with jewelry?

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    Quijibo
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    Meh.

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    jeffiner
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    nacho figueras is argentinian, not italian.

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    jeffiner
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    who goes into the pool and sits in the shady end?

  12. AteIsEnough

    Holy fucking white batman!! Yeah, what did she do to her hair?

  13. NACHO FAN

    NACHO FIGUERAS IS ARGENTINIAN 100 % NOT ITALIAN!!!!

  14. Cage

    It says it clearly on the label, 3D glasses are not to used as sun glasses!!

  15. kimmykimkim

    She probably took her ring off. If I had someone propose to me and I was in an extremely fucked up state of mind and actually said yes, I too would remove my ring before swimming.

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    lily
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    shes been looking rough lately

  17. EricLr

    Apparently Nacho is big into haircuts that make his women look like 12-year-old boys. Because I would hope that no woman would do that to their hair unless her boyfriend made her.

  18. FDrBn

    Sometimes I think this woman looks really beautiful and other times I think she looks like this.

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    Frank Burns
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    Take that, Kim Kardashian!

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    Winona's Big Brown Beaver
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    “Anne, call me.” – Tan Mom

  21. Which rehab facility was this picture taken at?

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    Sprmcandy
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    Beautiful body !!

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    amir
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    That is an unfortunate ass…

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    Hardly
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    i will take a pass.

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    aaaa
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    assy girl

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