Anne Hathaway’s In A Bikini

May 11th, 2012 // 78 Comments

Here’s Anne Hathaway making her first second bikini debut on The Superficial which I’m sure will be the crowning achievement of her respectable career. “Eh, working with Christopher Nolan was okay, I guess,” I imagine her saying as I realize I picked the wrong moment to walk out of our hotel room bathroom wearing nothing but Batman’s cape and cowl and a smile.

Then I remember the knockout gas…

Photos: Splash News


  1. Oh, Cameron

    Are you sure that isn’t Justin Bieber?

  2. Rico Jones

    That short hair is not working for her.

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    Those are some huge chompers.

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    Poor thing, thanks to the vampires she’s down to her last liter of blood.

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    She looks like a very pale rooster.. these pictures make me sad.

  6. El Jefe

    Horrifically flat ass with ugly short hair that looks like it was cut by Edward Scissorhands. And let’s not get started with the teeth.

    • EricLr

      That hairstyle is fine if you’re wearing plaid workshirts and reading poems about male oppressors and womyn’s awareness at your local lesbian bar. For everyone else, not so much.

  7. Boner shrinker

  8. Just Some Girl

    Really, Fish? “First bikini debut on The Superficial…”


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    They’re remaking Jaws?

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    So this is what Make A Wish kids look like when they grow up.

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    Man she screwed her hair up something fierce!

  12. EricLr

    Please tell me that she cut her hair for her latest role, playing a Go Go.

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    Just Me
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    Not pretty enough to pull off that super short hair

  14. Not everyone can pull off the short hair cut. Chopping your hair off is the in thing right now & she tried to pull it off… not happening.

    • I think she did it for a role in a movie. Not sure. I’m thinking she may have dropped a bunch of weight as well, ‘cuz she looks pretty damn good in this pic.

      Personally I’d like to give her a full-body tongue bath. But that’s just me…

  15. Crissy

    One time I lost a bunch of unnecessary weight and my friends would tell that my teeth looked like they grew… So maybe her not having much fat on her face makes her teeth protrude in this way :/

  16. Not loving the short hair, and she has no ass to speak of. But I definitely still would wreck that so brutally, we would be ashamed to look each other in the eye the next morning.

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    Waterhorse or Horse to water…

  18. Perhaps Pippa can offer up some of her ample booty to help poor Anne out.

  19. SeeAlice

    She looks like she is retarded .

  20. Joaquin ingles


  21. Susan

    She lost weight and cut the hair for a move – Les Miserables

  22. oh i know

    awww, poor Anne, take it easy on the girl–she cut her hair & lost weight for her role as Fantine in Les Miserables’. i’ve always liked her and it will be nice to see her play something other than a princess-type role….

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    Her hairstyle is burn victim chic.

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    The Pope
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    I’ve always wondered what I’d look like with boobs. Now I know.

  25. Blech

    I hate saying this but… LEAVE ANNE ALONE.

    She’s among the few– and I mean handful– of celebrities who don’t make me want to shoot myself.


    • kimmykimkim

      Word. And she’s looking pretty fit, too. I mean not TOO fit in a scary Cameron Diaz kinda way, but I think her arms look nice and toned. I don’t know why but I have a thing for nice toned arms. Girl works out!

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    I think it’s the sunglasses that aren’t helping here. She ain’t fug!

    • Sand

      It’s the layer combination: little hair – normal (but completely unhidden) forehead – big sunglasses – big teeth/smile – small/normal/shadowed chin. But yeah, her teeth have always looked big. Changing sunglasses would help a lot.

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    SPF Gollum.

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    she should do some squats.

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    Tom Cruise
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    There’s that deleted scene from Top Gun…

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    Grand Poobah
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    Looking a little dykish in these pictures, think it must be a combination of the hair, the manface and the body, where is Lohan when you need her?

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    No wonder it took so long to film Top Gun 2. They needed DADT repealed so Maverick could show just how dangerous he is…in a bikini

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    Dirk Diggler
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    I bet that’s the last time she goes to Auschwitz to get her hair did.

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    Her hair to ass ratio has leveled out.

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    I have always thought she looks beautiful, but with this short hair, I really think she looks awful, quite gross.

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    no thanks. already had pancakes this morning

  36. quagmire

    I think you misspelled Anne Heche.

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  38. zip

    I love this woman so god damned much.

  39. Experienced Cougar Ladies seeking and dating younger Men & Toy Boys.(On my name!!)

  40. Keyboard Bandit

    She looks like a fuckin’ bald chicken.

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    Not even a hint of an ass

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    UGH! what did she do to her gorgeous hair?! AGAIN!? WHHHYYYYYY Anne!? WHY?!

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    She looks like Timon from the Lion King.

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    Just a quick poll: How many of you folks are chubby, besweatered women, and how many are you are snarky gays?

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    had to cut her hair for a role……hope she got a lot of money

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    I sitll can't believe its not butter
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    Wow that’s disappointing…

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    Girls, dudes like long hair.

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    Jean Deaux
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    she looks like a cute little french girl. i like.

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    girls with short hair is super ugly she looks like a damn lezzo

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    still hot

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