AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini

January 4th, 2009 // 87 Comments

AnnaLynne McCord of 90210 took her death navel to South Beach this weekend with her boyfriend Twilight star Kellan Lutz. Granted, AnnaLynne is in a bikini, but is she really a celebrity? Or am I just playing God asking that question? I don’t like to play God. Except that one time I turned my cat into a toaster.

*RAWR* *KABOOM*

Oh, nice. Pop Tarts are done.

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  1. me

    she looks best with full makeup and clothes, just saying the belly button is not for me and she needs boobs badly …she does look athletic which would be good if she did not look like a boy

    thin is in but so are real breasts…grow some

  2. me

    she looks best with full makeup and clothes, just saying the belly button is not for me and she needs boobs badly …she does look athletic which would be good if she did not look like a boy

    thin is in but so are real breasts…grow some

  3. littlebirdy

    does anyone think its funny the background ad for all of this is diettribe? also, stop attacking one another so much, jesus. believe it or not, its possible to be fat and fit/healthy (i know! sending shock waves through the community!) and its possible to be skinny and unfit/unhealthy (see amy winehouse, nicole richie, mk). not everyone overweight is a lazy heifer, and not everyone underweight is going to make it past 30 healthwise. that said, this girl above appears to manage to be both skinny and fit. good for her.

  4. Fat Chicks Suck

    Jen: It’s not just body types I have an issue with – it’s their attitudes and general stupidity that comes with fat women. The majority of overweight women (which is now the majority of women in the US) are full of ignorance and jealousy. Combined with the fact that most of them do nothing to better themselves I absolutely cannot stand them. It’s a lot more than just their appearance – it’s the fact that they are simply unpleasant in almost every way and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. To make matters worse people in this country continue to get fatter and fatter. I think about how quickly the weight problem has gotten out of hand and shudder to think what it will be 20 or 30 years from now.

    I may be a prick but I am right.

  5. EuroNeckPain

    In Nip/Tuck, she looked absolutely gorgeous. I love her face.

    She should change her bikini, though. It does not flatter her figure.

    BTW, this kind of body looks good when ageing. She’ll be pretty after 40 without much effort.
    Which is not the case of the big boob girls, who tend to wilt quickly.

  6. Medications

    @ #37 Jen – I’m 5’8″, 145. I’m perfectly healthy for a 22 year old male. What does my post have to do with desperation? It wasn’t a plea for anything, I was just attacking everyone who needlessly attacks perfectly healthy girls because they are skinnier than they are. Overindulgence and obesity have become a major problem in this country and have been for some time, which is understandable since there is a fast food joint on every corner and restaurant portions are far more than the average person needs to eat in one sitting. But it’s not healthy, and it’s not something that should be embraced the way it has seems to have been lately.

    Just because the average american is overweight to the point where it’s now considered normal does not suddenly make overweight/obesity any healthier. I mean plenty of guys are into it and that’s cool, to each his own, there’s some kind of market for just about everything out there.

    I don’t even really care if someone decides they want to be fat, the same way I don’t care if someone decides to shoot up heroin everyday. It’s your body you can do what you want with it, it doesn’t inconvenience me any.

    There is no legitimacy whatsoever in saying a girl who looks like the chick in these pics is “anorexic”, it’s not realistic and that’s when I get annoyed. That amy winehouse chick, or the olsen twins a while back, yeah they were/are probably anorexic and unhealthily skinny, but these presumably fat chicks have extended that description to anyone who’s BMI is below 30 and it’s fucking ridiculous and yeah I get annoyed. I hope it’s just the internet though and that in real life people think realistically before they continue stuffing cakes down their fat throats.

  7. Lola

    22, LOL, I didn’t know who she was either till I saw that. No one watches that lame show. Last night, I saw an advertisement where they were basically like: WATCH GOSSIP GIRL & 90210 LIVE AND WIN!! BUT YOU MUST WATCH IT LIVE!!! ITS THE ONLY WAY TO WIN! Pathetic much?

  8. Lola

    ^ My bad, I meant #32.

    To 56, I actually agree with you. She appears to have a very pear shaped body, where yes the top 1/2 is very skinny, but the bottom half has some meat.

    However, “I’m 5’8″, 145. I’m perfectly healthy for a 22 year old male.”

    Stop kidding yourself, you’re kind of a midget. I’d never be attracted to a man under 5’10.

  9. Deacon Jones

    @54 & 56

    Dude, she’s a fatty herself, she’s a dyke.

    Lipstick lesbians always have more elaborate names.

  10. lola richie

    OMG! A female napoleon Dynamite!

  11. Fat Chicks Suck

    Lola: First of all what’s so hilarious and amazing about not knowing who she is? Second…how is he kidding himself? He said he is perfectly healthy…he never said he was everybody’s ideal height. Chances are you’re fat anyway and he wouldn’t want anything to do with you either. It’s like anybody who posts something rational has to be met by another idiot making completely irrelevant “points.” How dumb are some of these people that post here?

  12. Bill Clinton

    Ok…. who is she, and why should I care?

    No, seriously, who is she? I’ve never heard of her before.

  13. mb

    she may have a runner’s body, but i guarantee she cannot run a mile in under 10 minutes. she stays thin the old fashioned way: starvation.

  14. mb

    she may have a runner’s body, but i guarantee she cannot run a mile in under 10 minutes. she stays thin the old fashioned way: starvation.

  15. Jen

    Hi Deacon! :-)

    I’m actually not a lesbian — although I think girls are hot, I’m planning on marrying my boyfriend, and as I said before, I’m not a “fatty” as you so eloquently put it. I don’t think a girl has to be fat to defend the attacks against fat women. Not every thin girl is a total whorebag.

    I’m definitely for healthy eating and working out. I don’t think there’s an excuse to be fat. My cousin is obese, and she has definitely eaten every pound of her weight. But here’s also no need to be so abusive toward every fat woman in the world. They know they’re fat and they don’t need to be made fun of. I just think it’s cruel.

    AnnaLynne has a rocking body and she looks like she’s supposed to be so skinny- kind of like Gwyneth Paltrow or Keira Knightley.

  16. Frank

    @62 – she’s an actress from a few TV shows. Read the first sentence of the post and it tells you she is in 90210. She isn’t super famous…but most people who occasionally watch TV have at least seen her around. I find it pretty dumb you would ask who she is before even reading the post.

    Why should you care? Nobody cares if you care – most people find her attractive and most people like looking at attractive girls in bikinis. I know that’s why I care. If you don’t care then just pass up the post and don’t post anything.

  17. Bill Clinton

    @66

    Damn Frank, no need to bust my nuts just because I don’t know who she is… when I see a bikini, I don’t bother with the written word.

    I don’t care why she’s “famous”, I just care that she’s showing some skin.

  18. big fat fatty

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  19. .....

    ummmmm… only her upper body is skinny… her legs ..especially her knees are chunky. all of you must be obese to even question that shes anorexic.

  20. wolf5150

    lets forget about the name-calling and focus on the really important shit,like what we would like to do to her when she finally turns 21, and how she got those bruises on her ass.UMMMMMMMM delicious!

  21. Adrienne

    SHE IS NOT ANOREXIC. END OF STORY. Why can’t people put aside weight issues??? I understand that the readers on this site are notoriously dedicated to pulling apart celebrities and scruitinizing every bit of them to show their flaws but honestly? Only doctors can tell you, your boss, your dead grandpa, or your fucking girlfriend/boyfriend what the appropriate healthy weight is for their body!!!

    p.s. and im assuming this Jen has a giant lesbian crush on khloe kardashian and wants to bury her face in the mushy folds of her labia

  22. Adrienne

    SHE IS NOT ANOREXIC. END OF STORY. Why can’t people put aside weight issues??? I understand that the readers on this site are notoriously dedicated to pulling apart celebrities and scruitinizing every bit of them to show their flaws but honestly? Only doctors can tell you, your boss, your dead grandpa, or your fucking girlfriend/boyfriend what the appropriate healthy weight is for their body!!!

    p.s. and im assuming this Jen has a giant lesbian crush on khloe kardashian and wants to bury her face in the mushy folds of her labia

  23. Adrienne

    SHE IS NOT ANOREXIC. END OF STORY. Why can’t people put aside weight issues??? I understand that the readers on this site are notoriously dedicated to pulling apart celebrities and scruitinizing every bit of them to show their flaws but honestly? Only doctors can tell you, your boss, your dead grandpa, or your fucking girlfriend/boyfriend what the appropriate healthy weight is for their body!!!

    p.s. and im assuming this Jen has a giant lesbian crush on khloe kardashian and wants to bury her face in the mushy folds of her labia

  24. Bo Babbyo

    I don’t know from Ms. McCord or 90210, but this strikes me as some pretty darned successful bikini-wearing.

  25. scott

    FUGLY!
    Chick needs some D cup titties ASAP!
    Guys just don’t like small boobs no matter what your boyfriend says.

  26. Collie

    She’s ok, nothing special. I’m not even sure why I’m posting, could have worn a more flatering bathing suit.

  27. Pure enjoyment

    Um, did I miss this Jen person calling this girl too skinny? So why are the angry people attacking her. She only stated what every other person thinks every time we read a post by this “Fat Chicks Sucks” loser who goes on rants about obesity, spouting off statistics in a desperate attempt to make people believe he’s above average intelligence (nice try buddy). I’m thinking if he’s not fat, then maybe extremely short with a receding hairline and an acne problem. Good luck with that.

  28. You know when americans fail?
    …………………JUST WHEN THEY THINK THEY’RE HANDSOME, folks!!

  29. Jen

    Adrienne? I think you think about mushy labia more than me.

    Seriously? MUSHY?

    Gross x-infinity.

    (Oh and thank you, Pure Enjoyment. I always said she was skinny and healthy. God, all I did was point out that the abuse handed out by ‘FCS’ was excessive and suddenly I’m an obese lesbian who likes Khloe Kardashian).

  30. Bosco

    What’s up with the bruises?

  31. Adrienne

    #79. No. I do not. And it is gross. I don’t do the pussy. Anyways, maybe i went a bit too far with that comment I just got a little frustrated after reading these comments.

  32. FVCK YOV

    You know when foreigners fail?
    …………………when they post idiotic shit on message boards, thinking that Americans care what 3rd world trash thinks of them.

  33. nobody

    Drunkface.

  34. chomp on my crotch

    fuckk, some of these women have sum serious fucin issues. overweight women are stupid? you’re a fuckin idiot love, stop typing to save yaself.
    get off ya high horse and quit being so fucing obsessive. you physically can be gorgeous but you’re attitude is rank as, id rather bang a fatty over sum1 wit ur ugly ass criticism anyday. had an anarexic gf, you sound like her.. get help aye
    or bak 2 ya celery who givves a shit, ya a mole anyway round

    laters

  35. abcd

    I LOVE the curve of her waist….beautiful…

  36. adutagal

    I still can’t believe all the wierdos who make fun of women celebrities with nice looking outie bellybuttons. FYI: Many guys find these types of bellybuttons to be quite sexy. Just thought you jealous “people” should know this. Yawn…

  37. While I soapbox ‘on my own all I guess I just add that a fool full of Paris, STD whore can be. Jessica is a stupid cunt. I wish Heather ‘Mills to use wooden legs can kick them in the box.

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