AnnaLynne McCord, star of the CW’s 90210 reboot, hosted the 5th Anniversary of Sirens of TI at Christian Audiger on Saturday. I’ve been reticent about this show since it premiered, but I gotta ask, was a new 90210 really necessary? I can think of several things I’d need before it would appear remotely interesting:
1. Alzheimer’s.
2. My Xbox broke and all the porn on the Internet was deleted.
3. Nuclear holocaust.
4. Alcohol poisoning
5. The remote’s on the coffee table waaay over there, and I realized it’s impossible to swallow my own tongue.
And even then…
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
you | October 27, 2008 at 12:18 am
dont mind if I do
just me | October 27, 2008 at 12:27 am
Fat ass, they have things called DIETS!
mr | October 27, 2008 at 12:29 am
not hot at all
10pound | October 27, 2008 at 12:30 am
3rd you cuntz
Wast this dumb cooze on NipTuck?
Tito Ortiz gave me AIDS btw.
bob | October 27, 2008 at 12:30 am
OMG, she is so hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Her sexy photos and videos are found on ====mysportsdate.com=== It is said she is looking for strong men there!!!!!!!!!! Do you think so????????
gerard Vandenberg | October 27, 2008 at 12:32 am
…………………..WHAT ABOUT SHITTING-PAPER, folks?
BubbaGump | October 27, 2008 at 12:41 am
She was prettty good looking when she was in a few episodes in Nip/Tuck but now, Bubba thinks NOT S0o MuChhh
FRITOBANDITO | October 27, 2008 at 12:44 am
Terribly reminds me of a younger Sandra Bernhardt, sad really with that large mouth and all.
FRITOBANDITO | October 27, 2008 at 12:55 am
Pics 9, 10, and 12…. Is that coochie fuzz going up to her navel or is my monitor dusty? Looks to me like someone needs a wax job.
Knee Ya Ha Ha | October 27, 2008 at 1:04 am
So – Mr. $2000 a day (+) Fish Boy.
You obwee-us-lee forget complete numeration – You forget :
6. ‘Inside Job.’
Comments ?
Um EW | October 27, 2008 at 1:11 am
What’s up with her belly button? Does anyone else think it looks a bit… icky?
Knee Ya Ha Ha | October 27, 2008 at 1:15 am
Yeah…. Sure #11…
Ummmm…Oh! By the way…..Inside job ?
Lauren | October 27, 2008 at 1:19 am
@ 11.
Way to be hypercritical.
friendlyfires | October 27, 2008 at 1:43 am
She actually appears on the CW? I thought she did Bangbus.com porno, you know? Oh right, hooker-heroin-porn-r-us.tv, that’s where I saw her rail thinness.
BTW, this week I’m selling derivatives based on Amy Winehouse’s life expectancy, on The Curbside Exchange, across from NYSE, any takers? C’mon, it’s backed by the Bank of Crack Whores & Limey Bitches, rock solid this, can’t miss, c’mon, you know you wanna’ … Don’t miss out folks, those who bet long on Britney Spears is cleaning up now, I’m already a rich man trading on instruments based on Macca’s and Madonna’s divorces , c’mon, I’m still accepting dollars and euros but yuans go to the front of the line.
Knee Ya Ha Ha | October 27, 2008 at 1:48 am
I thought so too #13. #14 Inside job ?
(So ‘Frank’ comes over, the conversation continued, and we have a little bit of popcorn.)
Knee Ya Ha Ha : So ‘Frank’. It seems these ‘Dancing Israelis’ guys. Like -the FBI caught them and were forced to let them go. And then this ‘ Dominic Suter’ and the boyz from ‘Urban Moving Systems’ disappeared suddenly back to Israel.
But – just to rub it in – they didn’t exactly ‘disappear’ at all – they went on a TV show.
‘Frank’ from 16th floor : Yeah. Not that I’ve seen the show.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Well I guess neither have any of the Yanks. FBI – CIA – public related. The idiotic saps can’t seem to figure anything out !! Even if it’s on TV.
‘Frank’ from 16th floor : Oh.
meh | October 27, 2008 at 1:54 am
Long curly red-haired Scottish chick with meat on her bones…my hands will be busy for awhile.
Knee Ya Ha Ha | October 27, 2008 at 2:04 am
)Well – I must admit #16. She kinda cute and somequat weemind me of ‘Judith’ from 10th floor.(
M | October 27, 2008 at 2:11 am
Please fix your feeds, Mr.Fish!
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Knee Ya Ha Ha | October 27, 2008 at 2:22 am
Wowza.
Like all my links are workin’.
So # 18 – ‘M’ -… U ‘ Merican ? …..
So..having any problems with ‘free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure.’ ?
You know – that type of thing ?
UltraSly | October 27, 2008 at 3:33 am
Knee Ya Ha Ha- inside job? my adopted site is waaay more cooler …
it's called wax | October 27, 2008 at 3:47 am
she has hair on her belly
SaraDevil | October 27, 2008 at 5:14 am
Cher called, she wants her bikini back.
darero | October 27, 2008 at 6:46 am
She actually appears on the CW? I thought she did sportinglove.com porno, you know? Oh right, hooker-heroin-porn-r-us.tv, that’s where I saw her rail thinness.
wanks | October 27, 2008 at 8:13 am
first, outties are sick. second, happy trails are sick. third, redheads creep me out.
Bickus Dickus | October 27, 2008 at 8:46 am
I heard that her pussy smells like 7-day old roadkill, and looks like it too….
Rosie Eats Taco | October 27, 2008 at 8:50 am
“I’ve been reticent about this show since it premiered, but I gotta ask, was a new 90210 really necessary? ”
This from a fish who couldn’t help but continue posting about Speidi even after promising not to. What? Are you getting swag for this? Here’s a new i-phone, go post about how great SNL is. Douche!
spamfighter | October 27, 2008 at 9:00 am
I think anyone who would not hit that is gay. not that there’s anything wrong with that. but you are a homo, and should stick to rating boys, since these girl things are an affront to your sensibilities, and all ‘icky’ and stuff. Gaylords.
Barry O | October 27, 2008 at 9:03 am
I would DEFINITELY slip my finger into that bum.
Moggie | October 27, 2008 at 9:28 am
Haha, you can see the HUGE padding under her bra in pic #4 :D …. Honey, go buy yourself a big mac meal – and supersize it!!
Ted Mosby | October 27, 2008 at 9:57 am
Would hit
She looks like a younger version of Bernadette Peters
Parker | October 27, 2008 at 10:12 am
It’s true her bra pad is showing but she doesn’t look like Bernadette Peters. Even so I would gladly douche her pooper with my penis so long as I didn’t have to look at her.
Huh? | October 27, 2008 at 10:15 am
#16…
Meat? Where, all i see is a skeletal girl with a HUGE head!
Don’t anorexic girls start growing hair all over their bodies to compensate for the lack of meat on their bones to prevent heat loss? That might explain the treasure trail she has, and the extruding belly button!
dude | October 27, 2008 at 10:55 am
Ew.
the area between her necrotic cunt and her belly button has more 5 o’clock shadow than my face.
sharron | October 27, 2008 at 10:56 am
She needs a big steak and potatoes.
Brandon | October 27, 2008 at 11:09 am
Cake some makeup on a stick and you’ve got basically the same thing.
gotmilk? | October 27, 2008 at 11:35 am
27, that is so fucking old. whoever posts that kind of shit from this day forward should be banned from this site.
this bitch looks like a lion with that crazy hair. i hated her on Nip/Tuck.
jo smo | October 27, 2008 at 11:58 am
That’s a scary hairy belly.
meee | October 27, 2008 at 12:13 pm
ok if this is the NEW 90210, why the fuck is she dressed like a 1992 streetwalker from guatemala?
mud shark | October 27, 2008 at 12:16 pm
is that alien coming out of her stomach? it looks uncomfortable.
Superevil | October 27, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Not even with a stolen dick.
Monkey Wood | October 27, 2008 at 1:05 pm
What’s not to like about a dumb-hot blonde ?
I’ll buy her new titties …. It’s Hollywod and she needs hotter tits
lola richie | October 27, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Sorry she does not look anorexic.. She worked hard for that body and THAT IS A GOOD THING! Fatties need to stop hating. Anorexics look emaciated without muscle tone. Anyways, she is one nasty skank in these pics ^^
Adam | October 27, 2008 at 2:51 pm
I was at this. What the pictures don’t show is that the photographers and bodyguards outnumbered the “fans.” No-one at ti cared. She has to be less than 100 lbs., but with all her makeup then about 110. The other sirens were much hotter. The photographer should have been taking pictures of them!
I should have gone over to the Bellagio and got this chick a couple of their $9.00 hotdogs.
Alicat2013 | October 27, 2008 at 2:52 pm
In one of the first episodes of 90210, Naomi celebrates her Sweet Sixteen. Meaning AnnaLynne was cast as a 15 YEAR OLD! Come on now!
missywissy | October 27, 2008 at 3:19 pm
stick that butt out!
The Bisexual | October 27, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Ew. No thank you.
pelps | October 27, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Nice butt!!
The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported she has a profile on a site ” [ ____Agelessmate.com_____ ] ” I believe it’s totally a rumor ,but recenty her dating photos always appear there , who knows the truth?
immmers | October 28, 2008 at 12:41 am
It creeps me out that her face is like five shades lighter than the rest of her skin. She has acute Lohanitis! Quick! Bring the matching foundation! STAT!
BEAST | October 28, 2008 at 10:16 am
#29 Moogie: THANK YOU FOR SAYING IT CAUSE NO ONE ELSE DID! YOU CAN DEF SEE THE PADING IN THE LACK THERE OF DEPARTMENT BUT IT MAKES HER NO LESS OF A BEAUTY.
I ONLY WISH MORE GIRLS WERE JUST PRETTY, INSTEAD OF AN OK FACE WITH A PLASTIC BODY!
BEAST | October 28, 2008 at 10:29 am
#29 Moogie: THANK YOU FOR SAYING IT CAUSE NO ONE ELSE DID! YOU CAN DEF SEE THE PADING IN THE LACK THERE OF DEPARTMENT BUT IT MAKES HER NO LESS OF A BEAUTY.
I ONLY WISH MORE GIRLS WERE JUST PRETTY, INSTEAD OF AN OK FACE WITH A PLASTIC BODY!