AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini forces me to post about the new 90210 (Goddammit…)

October 26th, 2008 // 55 Comments

AnnaLynne McCord, star of the CW’s 90210 reboot, hosted the 5th Anniversary of Sirens of TI at Christian Audiger on Saturday. I’ve been reticent about this show since it premiered, but I gotta ask, was a new 90210 really necessary? I can think of several things I’d need before it would appear remotely interesting:

1. Alzheimer’s.
2. My Xbox broke and all the porn on the Internet was deleted.
3. Nuclear holocaust.
4. Alcohol poisoning
5. The remote’s on the coffee table waaay over there, and I realized it’s impossible to swallow my own tongue.

And even then…

superficial

  1. you

    dont mind if I do

  2. just me

    Fat ass, they have things called DIETS!

  3. mr

    not hot at all

  4. 10pound

    3rd you cuntz

    Wast this dumb cooze on NipTuck?

    Tito Ortiz gave me AIDS btw.

  5. bob

    OMG, she is so hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Her sexy photos and videos are found on ====mysportsdate.com=== It is said she is looking for strong men there!!!!!!!!!! Do you think so????????

  6. …………………..WHAT ABOUT SHITTING-PAPER, folks?

  7. BubbaGump

    She was prettty good looking when she was in a few episodes in Nip/Tuck but now, Bubba thinks NOT S0o MuChhh

  8. FRITOBANDITO

    Terribly reminds me of a younger Sandra Bernhardt, sad really with that large mouth and all.

  9. FRITOBANDITO

    Pics 9, 10, and 12…. Is that coochie fuzz going up to her navel or is my monitor dusty? Looks to me like someone needs a wax job.

  10. So – Mr. $2000 a day (+) Fish Boy.
    You obwee-us-lee forget complete numeration – You forget :
    6. ‘Inside Job.’
    Comments ?

  11. Um EW

    What’s up with her belly button? Does anyone else think it looks a bit… icky?

  12. Yeah…. Sure #11…
    Ummmm…Oh! By the way…..Inside job ?

  13. Lauren

    @ 11.

    Way to be hypercritical.

  14. friendlyfires

    She actually appears on the CW? I thought she did Bangbus.com porno, you know? Oh right, hooker-heroin-porn-r-us.tv, that’s where I saw her rail thinness.

    BTW, this week I’m selling derivatives based on Amy Winehouse’s life expectancy, on The Curbside Exchange, across from NYSE, any takers? C’mon, it’s backed by the Bank of Crack Whores & Limey Bitches, rock solid this, can’t miss, c’mon, you know you wanna’ … Don’t miss out folks, those who bet long on Britney Spears is cleaning up now, I’m already a rich man trading on instruments based on Macca’s and Madonna’s divorces , c’mon, I’m still accepting dollars and euros but yuans go to the front of the line.

  15. I thought so too #13. #14 Inside job ?
    (So ‘Frank’ comes over, the conversation continued, and we have a little bit of popcorn.)
    Knee Ya Ha Ha : So ‘Frank’. It seems these ‘Dancing Israelis’ guys. Like -the FBI caught them and were forced to let them go. And then this ‘ Dominic Suter’ and the boyz from ‘Urban Moving Systems’ disappeared suddenly back to Israel.
    But – just to rub it in – they didn’t exactly ‘disappear’ at all – they went on a TV show.
    ‘Frank’ from 16th floor : Yeah. Not that I’ve seen the show.
    Knee Ya Ha Ha : Well I guess neither have any of the Yanks. FBI – CIA – public related. The idiotic saps can’t seem to figure anything out !! Even if it’s on TV.
    ‘Frank’ from 16th floor : Oh.

  16. meh

    Long curly red-haired Scottish chick with meat on her bones…my hands will be busy for awhile.

  17. )Well – I must admit #16. She kinda cute and somequat weemind me of ‘Judith’ from 10th floor.(

  18. M

    Please fix your feeds, Mr.Fish!
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  19. Wowza.
    Like all my links are workin’.
    So # 18 – ‘M’ -… U ‘ Merican ? …..
    So..having any problems with ‘free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure.’ ?
    You know – that type of thing ?

  20. Knee Ya Ha Ha- inside job? my adopted site is waaay more cooler …

  21. it's called wax

    she has hair on her belly

  22. Cher called, she wants her bikini back.

  23. darero

    She actually appears on the CW? I thought she did sportinglove.com porno, you know? Oh right, hooker-heroin-porn-r-us.tv, that’s where I saw her rail thinness.

  24. wanks

    first, outties are sick. second, happy trails are sick. third, redheads creep me out.

  25. Bickus Dickus

    I heard that her pussy smells like 7-day old roadkill, and looks like it too….

  26. Rosie Eats Taco

    “I’ve been reticent about this show since it premiered, but I gotta ask, was a new 90210 really necessary? ”
    This from a fish who couldn’t help but continue posting about Speidi even after promising not to. What? Are you getting swag for this? Here’s a new i-phone, go post about how great SNL is. Douche!

  27. I think anyone who would not hit that is gay. not that there’s anything wrong with that. but you are a homo, and should stick to rating boys, since these girl things are an affront to your sensibilities, and all ‘icky’ and stuff. Gaylords.

  28. Barry O

    I would DEFINITELY slip my finger into that bum.

  29. Moggie

    Haha, you can see the HUGE padding under her bra in pic #4 :D …. Honey, go buy yourself a big mac meal – and supersize it!!

  30. Ted Mosby

    Would hit

    She looks like a younger version of Bernadette Peters

  31. Parker

    It’s true her bra pad is showing but she doesn’t look like Bernadette Peters. Even so I would gladly douche her pooper with my penis so long as I didn’t have to look at her.

  32. Huh?

    #16…

    Meat? Where, all i see is a skeletal girl with a HUGE head!

    Don’t anorexic girls start growing hair all over their bodies to compensate for the lack of meat on their bones to prevent heat loss? That might explain the treasure trail she has, and the extruding belly button!

  33. dude

    Ew.
    the area between her necrotic cunt and her belly button has more 5 o’clock shadow than my face.

  34. sharron

    She needs a big steak and potatoes.

  35. Brandon

    Cake some makeup on a stick and you’ve got basically the same thing.

  36. gotmilk?

    27, that is so fucking old. whoever posts that kind of shit from this day forward should be banned from this site.

    this bitch looks like a lion with that crazy hair. i hated her on Nip/Tuck.

  37. jo smo

    That’s a scary hairy belly.

  38. meee

    ok if this is the NEW 90210, why the fuck is she dressed like a 1992 streetwalker from guatemala?

  39. mud shark

    is that alien coming out of her stomach? it looks uncomfortable.

  40. Superevil

    Not even with a stolen dick.

  41. Monkey Wood

    What’s not to like about a dumb-hot blonde ?

    I’ll buy her new titties …. It’s Hollywod and she needs hotter tits

  42. lola richie

    Sorry she does not look anorexic.. She worked hard for that body and THAT IS A GOOD THING! Fatties need to stop hating. Anorexics look emaciated without muscle tone. Anyways, she is one nasty skank in these pics ^^

  43. Adam

    I was at this. What the pictures don’t show is that the photographers and bodyguards outnumbered the “fans.” No-one at ti cared. She has to be less than 100 lbs., but with all her makeup then about 110. The other sirens were much hotter. The photographer should have been taking pictures of them!

    I should have gone over to the Bellagio and got this chick a couple of their $9.00 hotdogs.

  44. Alicat2013

    In one of the first episodes of 90210, Naomi celebrates her Sweet Sixteen. Meaning AnnaLynne was cast as a 15 YEAR OLD! Come on now!

  45. missywissy

    stick that butt out!

  46. The Bisexual

    Ew. No thank you.

  47. pelps

    Nice butt!!
    The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported she has a profile on a site ” [ ____Agelessmate.com_____ ] ” I believe it’s totally a rumor ,but recenty her dating photos always appear there , who knows the truth?

  48. immmers

    It creeps me out that her face is like five shades lighter than the rest of her skin. She has acute Lohanitis! Quick! Bring the matching foundation! STAT!

  49. BEAST

    #29 Moogie: THANK YOU FOR SAYING IT CAUSE NO ONE ELSE DID! YOU CAN DEF SEE THE PADING IN THE LACK THERE OF DEPARTMENT BUT IT MAKES HER NO LESS OF A BEAUTY.

    I ONLY WISH MORE GIRLS WERE JUST PRETTY, INSTEAD OF AN OK FACE WITH A PLASTIC BODY!

  50. BEAST

    #29 Moogie: THANK YOU FOR SAYING IT CAUSE NO ONE ELSE DID! YOU CAN DEF SEE THE PADING IN THE LACK THERE OF DEPARTMENT BUT IT MAKES HER NO LESS OF A BEAUTY.

    I ONLY WISH MORE GIRLS WERE JUST PRETTY, INSTEAD OF AN OK FACE WITH A PLASTIC BODY!

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