AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini forces me to post about the new 90210 (Goddammit…)

AnnaLynne McCord, star of the CW’s 90210 reboot, hosted the 5th Anniversary of Sirens of TI at Christian Audiger on Saturday. I’ve been reticent about this show since it premiered, but I gotta ask, was a new 90210 really necessary? I can think of several things I’d need before it would appear remotely interesting:

1. Alzheimer’s.
2. My Xbox broke and all the porn on the Internet was deleted.
3. Nuclear holocaust.
4. Alcohol poisoning
5. The remote’s on the coffee table waaay over there, and I realized it’s impossible to swallow my own tongue.

And even then…