AnnaLynne McCord is Subtle And Other News

- Marc Jacobs and Seth Meyers apparently made hos salivate. [Dlisted]

- Knee High Socks: Chicken Soup For The Pants [theCHIVE]

- Kristen Stewart thinks of herself as a “kind of a weird, creative Valley Girl who smokes pot,” not a “slimy delinquent idiot.” [Lainey Gossip]

- Ray Bradbury died and let’s hope his work overshadows the cantankerous horseshit of his elder years. [BuzzFeed]

- Let’s start making a list of dudes John Travolta didn’t bang mostly because it will involve zero writing so we can all get back to scrubbing ourselves with a Brillo pad in a scalding hot shower. [IDLYITW]

- Sara Jean Underwood just exploded everybody via their pants at E3. No new video games this year. [Popoholic]

- Dead Space 3 has a trailer. [Heavy]

- Heather Graham’s still got it. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kelly Clarkson is blonde now, too. [TooFab]

- Katrina Bowden camel toe, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- The Kardashian sisters really put family first. [Celebslam]

- 10 Rejected Taglines for the magnum stripper opus Magic Mike. [FilmDrunk]

- 20 Sports Hotties Who Could Be the Next Bachelorette [Bleacher Report]

- Miss Pennsylvania figured out Miss USA is rigged. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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