Anna Paquin is bisexual

April 1st, 2010 // 111 Comments

Anna Paquin revealed she’s bisexual today in an online video for the Give a Damn Campaign which targets discrimination against the gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender community.

Ignoring the fact this was a poor choice of days to make this announcement, can Anna Paquin honestly say she’s bisexual when she’s engaged to a man? Don’t get me wrong, my bread’s buttered on the “Carrie Prejean is a fuckbox of dumb” side just as much as any rational human being, but if you’re going to marry a dude, I’m pretty sure the whole bisexual thing didn’t take. It’d be like me saying I’m a ninja because I took one karate class but quit because they wouldn’t let me stop someone’s heart on the first day. So the kid was eight, that’s the whole point of a release form.

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  1. Jay Popeski

    Is that dress in 3D?

  2. Fish dude, you have it all wrong. Anna’s soon to be husband is one lucky dude. All the 3-some with hot Hollywood wanna-be sluts…. What a great life….

  3. Georgeo

    Big deal.

  4. yawn

    i dont get that article at all..

  5. ugh

    Fifth!

  6. wtf

    Being sexually attracted to both sexes is what constitutes being Bisexual. Just because she marries a dude, doesn’t mean she loses her attraction to chicks.

  7. Xander Harris

    She’s still bisexual either way… it’s not like bisexual people can never settle down and get married. She happened to fall in love with a man and not a woman. She’s still attracted to women, though.

  8. wierdness

    Just because she marries a dude, doesn’t mean she is going to lose her attraction to chicks.

    When a guy marries a girl, it’s not like he immediatley finds all other females un-attractive.

    this article is stupid.

  9. sarah

    ohhh i want to say it too!

    you can be bisexual and get married. it doesn’t change anything.

    there, i am the fourth person in a row to say it. am i cool yet?

  10. giz

    Superficial just got deaded. ha

  11. frank

    could this post have been any more ignorant and ridiculous?

  12. Dr. Phil

    She’s an attractive chick so saying she’s “bisexual” just means she was sexually abused as a kid. If she has flashbacks while her fiance is boning her, she’ll go back to chicks. It’s not complicated.

  13. Janne

    I’m sure she likes a diet of hairy-steak every now and then, regardless of dude. I know I do, and I’m not even married..

  14. abby

    It’s that mentality that’s causing problems, like breeding hatred. We have to stop labeling and being open-minded, this shouldn’t make us uncomfortable. What people don’t understand makes them scared, isn’t that something you learn in 7th grade. You need to take advantage of this site to spread a better message.

    This would be an excellent opportunity to make fun of the gap and her teeth and a bi-sexual act. Joking is fun, that is why we are here.

    Time for an update.

  15. This is very intresting, how hollywood people get really freaked out.

  16. Linda

    Look forward to the 3-ways? You’ve got to be kidding. She’s the cute feminine one, so her lesbian partner would be the buzzcut block-bodied massive-calved dike in baggy cargo shorts. A 3-way would involve another girl who looks like an uglier version of her husband. Yay for hubby!

  17. HackSaw

    I’d hit her and her girlfriend.

  18. Rough'ly by nature

    Who ever this lucky fucker is. Rest a sure he’s sporting a snake in the grass grin right now.

  19. Mr. Nice Guy

    Fish, time to move off the Farm and to the Big City.
    Like others have said- “Being sexually attracted to both sexes is what constitutes being Bisexual. Just because she marries a dude, doesn’t mean she loses her attraction to chicks.”
    Just ask my Wife, who is Bisexual. I am a very lucky man, and to cut off a lot of BS I have not touched another woman since I met her. I have seen some very cool things though.

  20. ld

    She’s a butterface and she can’t be picky when it comes to gender.

  21. gen

    Okay, sounds like everyone has cleared up what a bisexual is to the superficial writer. I’d just like to put in my input:

    GODDDAMN SHE LOOKS AMAZING!!!!

  22. claudia

    Oooh, you’re so shocking Anna. I think I’ve got the vapors. What’s next? Do you have a tattoo you want to show us?

  23. Emily

    Being gay, straight, bi, trans, or what have you if not just about who you want to have sex with, it’s also an identity, and often a large one. I’m sure that this actress identifies as bi-sexual and has been through things that those who are straight have not. Just because she’s marrying a man, doesn’t mean her identity as a bi-sexual woman isn’t real.

  24. Ted

    So will she be changing her name to Angelina Jolie Jr. or Megan Fox Jr.?

    She’s bisexual in the sense that a penis gets hard in response to her body and flaccid in response to her face.

  25. meatstick

    #20: It’s rest assured, not rest a sure you fucking idiot.
    Love, Meat Stick

  26. The Chill

    I think she’s ugly but there’s something about her that makes me want to fuck her nevertheless.

  27. Milandir

    We can work this out and prove if it is true. Just send her over to my house and my girlfriend and I will give her a go.

    Also, @28: It is the fact that she has a vagina and bathes regularly. Really, that is all it takes.

  28. I Call Bullshit

    Bisexual guys are fags.

    Bisexual girls are just whores who were abused as little girls by babysitters.

    Bisexuality is as fake as Jesse James going to sex rehab. It’s just an excuse for gay guys to pretend they aren’t gay, and whores to get it on with chicks too.

    I call bullshit.

    Plus, as has been noted, she’s a butterface.

  29. Lynnkins

    Are you serious? I know others have said this, but it bears repeating so that you close-minded so-called brain can actually get this:

    Bi-sexual means she is attracted (physically / mentally / emotionally) to women and men.

    Her choice to marry a man is no more odd than if her choice were to marry a woman.

    Now get your head out of your ass and join the rest of us in 2010.

  30. applecrate

    She used to be so cute. She looks like crap as a blond. Reminds me of when Laura Prepon went blond. And she was never seen again.

  31. applecrate

    Additionally, as a blond she kind of looks like Melissa Gilbert did a few years back. Ugh… Pardon me as I picture Anna from the first two X-Men films. Not the third one, it doesn’t exist in my universe.

  32. Jedi Master

    @ #16, Yoda, is that you?

  33. frankw

    “She’s still bisexual either way… it’s not like bisexual people can never settle down and get married. She happened to fall in love with a man and not a woman. She’s still attracted to women, though.”

    I love when people try to explain stupid shit that makes no sense…

  34. Innocent Bystander

    fish is like an incoherent drunk just taking shots at people, differing opinions, etc. that aren’t even the focus of his drivel-based posts.

    this site jumped the shark a long time ago.

  35. Valerie

    I wish I was bisexual; I’m sure chicks give the best head.

  36. healthy folks

    “I know others have said this, but it bears repeating so that you close-minded so-called brain can actually get this:”

    the Achilles heel of advocacy are the people who are self-appointed advocates

  37. Rough'ly by nature

    Blame Blackberry spellcheck Asshole. You’re not allowed to read my post anymore. How dare you.

  38. Chris

    Jesus, this site sucks.

  39. Gueibor

    @2 – that’s the EXACT first thing I thought too, and @1 – I must be gayer than a clud of unicorn farts, because the 3D dress was also the FIRST thing I noticed. I’m confused now. With fire.

  40. TekMoney

    This article failed. That aside, she’s looking nice and healthy again because for a while she was looking frail and sickly (when she started shooting for the True Blood series). And I agree with #32 that she looked better as a brunette.

  41. moka

    …and ugly too

  42. rex kramer

    I’d let her eat box while I poked her in the whiskers.

  43. dm

    she has a joker mouth, not to mention hideous teeth.

    looks like white trash — just like britney spears!

  44. cc

    I got my foreskin stuck in the gap between her front teeth. I started to pull back to park it somewhere else and I stretch the sking until ‘swack!’ it snapped back like an elastic band. I hated that.

  45. GQ Guy

    “I Call Bullshit” is a VERY SICK person.

  46. Maybe she is a swinger. You never know. I would definitely NOT lick her cooter however she could lick mine anytime. Yeah if you are going to say you are bi then be bi. Don’t say hi I am bi~sexual however I am leaving pussy behind to marry a man. Silly

  47. gigi

    April Fool …..right? otherwise who cares? I’m just looking forward to True Blood Season 3. Back to work, entertain me….

  48. Julius Caesar

    If you wanna stand up against discrimination against gays, bisexuals, etc., then stand up and be counted. But if you stand up and announce that you are bisexual, you seem to be implying not only that you can imagine having sex with someone of your own gender, but have had such experience(s) in the past and probably will in the future. And if you’re getting married, unless the plan is for an “open relationship” (or something kinky), something doesn’t gel.

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