Anna Nicole Smith’s son gets second autopsy
A second autopsy was performed Sunday on Anna Nicole Smith’s son but the results were inconclusive. The examiner ruled out several potential natural causes including heart disease, stroke, or a “congenital anomaly,” but also affirmed that it didn’t look like there was any foul play involved.
“I don’t find anything that would cause me to believe there is something in terms of some traumatic injury that was inflicted, or somebody having done something to him in some cryptic manner that could not be observed,” Wecht told reporters outside the morgue where he performed the procedure.
They might as well have sent a talking duck to solve the case, because we’ve got an entire investigative force, multiple witnesses, a ton of doctors, and we still know absolutely nothing more about her son’s death than we did the day it happened. At least if there was a talking duck at some point the sarge would ask him what progress he’s made and he’d shoot back, “How should I know? I’m a freaking duck!” And then we could all have a nice chuckle and forget what a horrible insolvable case this is.