It’s being revealed that Anna Nicole Smith’s son Daniel’s autopsy shows he had up to 7 different drugs in his system at his time of death, with three of them causing a lethal combination. It’s also being revealed that he had eight times the lethal dose of the drugs in his system, which means he was either really bad at following his prescription or we’ve got another mystery on our hands.
And if that weren’t bad enough, Anna Nicole Smith is being accused of dyeing her daughter’s hair to make it look like Howard K. Stern is the father. Both Anna Nicole and Larry Birkhead have naturally blonde hair while Stern is naturally black. An attorney for Birkhead says:
“It’s horrendous,” Opri said. “We are calling our experts right now to see if dyeing an infant’s hair is any way toxic or harmful to a child.”
As if it weren’t already clear enough, Anna Nicole Smith is the worst mother in the world if this is true. She’s basically kidnapping a child and trying to hide it by changing its appearance. She might as well tape on a mustache and be like, “I dunno, Larry. You don’t have a mustache and my kid does. So…I’m pretty sure she’s not yours.”
slantingthroughdarkness | November 2, 2006 at 8:25 am
Love is all that matters. And access to pharmaceuticals.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
jrzmommy | November 2, 2006 at 8:29 am
“Larry, you make girl babies, this one here is a boy baby…see” *points to Vienna Sausage taped to baby’s hiney.
Brain Embolism | November 2, 2006 at 8:29 am
I want to know which three drugs caused the lethal combination… so I don’t mistakenly ingest the same three?
littlefattycakes | November 2, 2006 at 8:30 am
Or maybe, she’s just trying to get her kid used to the hair dye fumes early on. If she’s going to be anything like her mother, she’ll need at least one bleaching touch-up a week. Nasty.
fro0ty | November 2, 2006 at 8:30 am
she should die
playpacman.net
biatcho | November 2, 2006 at 8:32 am
Shit, i thought she was fucking Jay Mohr for a second. THAT would be fucked up.
Italian Stallion | November 2, 2006 at 8:33 am
And I would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you pesky kid’s……
jrzmommy | November 2, 2006 at 8:35 am
Brain–no shit. I hope it’s not Mushrooms, Stoli and Percocet.
GirlyGirl | November 2, 2006 at 8:38 am
Wow. Her life is so fucked up…I wonder if she’ll get fat again.
Her son HAD to have gotten all those pills from her. She’s a pill popper, FO SHO!
GirlyGirl | November 2, 2006 at 8:39 am
A pill poppin’ HO!
BarbadoSlim | November 2, 2006 at 8:39 am
Big tits—check
Low IQ—–check
High quantities of assorted drugs and necessary parafernalia—- CHECK
I’m so gonna marry a girl like her.
ponk | November 2, 2006 at 8:40 am
hasn’t she learned anything? If she really wants to protect her daughter, she needs to tie a piece of red yarn around her wrist.
Brain Embolism | November 2, 2006 at 8:40 am
I’ve been chomping at the bit all morning for this?
COME ON !!!
seyoboy | November 2, 2006 at 8:46 am
All celebrities are on drugs that for shure
http://exposed-celebs.blogspot.com/
NotANiceGirl | November 2, 2006 at 8:47 am
11. If you settle for me pretending to be dumb…I will share my drugs with you!
Aaronmalamend | November 2, 2006 at 8:55 am
I am dead set on believing that her son was already on several hi-dose meds to keep his head straight from the roller coaster lifestyle his wonderful mother provided him, and when she was awarded the cash, Howard Stern schemed to have Dan die via O.D. He probably slipped some Fetanyl in his drink or something, since it is not initially noticeable to the lab’s toxicology reports and it leaves the system super qwik. So Howard has Dan knocked off to inherit the loot, since Dan would have been the benefactor if Anna dropped dead… There’s no mystery, there will be some shit thrown here eventually.
Aaronmalamend | November 2, 2006 at 8:57 am
I am tired of reading the dumb ass posts that HolisticWisdom puts up here.
BarbadoSlim | November 2, 2006 at 9:05 am
#15….heheehehe I like where your heads’ at.
NotANiceGirl | November 2, 2006 at 9:13 am
#18 I think you just like looking down and seeing the back of it.
RichPort | November 2, 2006 at 9:16 am
Drug cocktail…? Really? I never saw that coming…
PrettyBaby | November 2, 2006 at 9:22 am
Now this shit pisses me off, you can all know that I love kids and they are my week spot, so this cunt needs a damn beatdown.
Besides this lamebrain looks to be slightly better looking then the Jew Lawyer.
Someone take care of this whore!!!!!!!!
HolisticWisdomcom | November 2, 2006 at 9:23 am
@17 Thanks. Not sure what I did to deserve that, it’s not like I am Edna ranting about Jesus and how you are going to hell or saying something like “I’d hit that,” or “first!”
Although, I have to say Edna sure did light up the posts the day she condemned us all, perhaps I should make more outlandish comments, you know, to make sure you are entertained, because that is what is really important to me… your opinion of me. (Extreme Sarcasm To Be Noted).
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
On Anna-
It seems to me that Anna is the white trash version of a really bad liar. She reminds me of an Inspector Cluso of liars and manipulators.
PrettyBaby | November 2, 2006 at 9:24 am
#17 HolisticWisdom is like a rainbow in the middle of a raging storm
PrettyBaby | November 2, 2006 at 9:26 am
#11 OOps thought for a sec you were refering to me…
PrettyBaby | November 2, 2006 at 9:30 am
However this douchbag of a lawyer Opri or whoever saying “It’s horrendous. We are calling our experts right now to see if dyeing an infants hair is in any way toxic or harmful to a child” is just hilarious.
Well no shit you asshole! I am getting so pissed
sexybitch | November 2, 2006 at 9:35 am
“Well, I dyed my first baby’s hair and look how well he turned out…no…wait…huh?”
HolisticWisdomcom | November 2, 2006 at 9:39 am
@23 Wow, thanks!
@17 See, at least some people appreciate me! Now that I have had a good, long cry from your comment and have read # 23, I feel better.
CelebSlam.com | November 2, 2006 at 10:02 am
Why hasn’t her life story been optioned for a movie yet?
http://www.celebslam.com
jrzmommy | November 2, 2006 at 10:11 am
28—SHHHHHHH. Don’t give anyone any ideas. Jesus!
natariix | November 2, 2006 at 10:25 am
The worst would be, if she started making talk show rounds like Madonna, then gets another reality show.
UNWASHEDMASSES | November 2, 2006 at 10:29 am
Here’s my theory, it may be a bit outlandish but we are talking about white trash here. Daniel committed suicide. The particular type of drugs, and the excessive amounts ingested, make it quite obvious. He wouldn’t even be able to function were this not the case. The reason why a rich twenty year old offed himself – Anna told him he was his sister’s father. Think about it. It is the only angle that explains everything. The sudden questioning of paternity following Daniel’s death, the evasive legal maneuverings employed by Anna and Howard K. Stern. The absurdity of Howard claiming himself as the father and the quicky, kooky, tacky wedding that followed. Not sure? What’s the name of the child in question? Dannilynn – a white trash custom of naming a girl baby with a feminization of the father’s name. Anyone who’s seen five minutes of The Anna Nicole Show glimpsed how she pawed that kid, made inappropriate or suggestive comments in front of him, or how the kid was raised in general. It is not hard to imagine a drugged up Anna Nicole coming into Daniel’s room one night, high as a kite and horny, and Daniel’s morality losing in a battle against his raging hormones. It’s sick, I know, but isn’t Anna?
jrzmommy | November 2, 2006 at 10:37 am
Not bad #31, not bad at all. And isn’t it pathetic that given to whom we’re speaking of it totally sounds feasible?
It could have been a jealousy/depression thing that he decided to off himself in her hospital room so the baby’s birth will forever be marred by his suicide.
Anisettekiss | November 2, 2006 at 10:57 am
Jay Mohr would look HOT if he worked out and had blonde-strung-out-leeches hanging from his neck. Mee-oow.
ch474 | November 2, 2006 at 11:02 am
I posted a similar theory to #31 a couple of days ago, which would also explain why she wants to dig up and drag around sonny boy if she gets booted out of the Bahamas. Nobody’s testing for paternity while she’s got the body – not hers, which still holds some interest, but dead guy – and who knows, maybe she’ll never need the vibrator again so long as she’s got Daniel and an extension cord. Speaking of her body, has she had Joan Rivers surgery or something? It looks like her jaw’s been tighted up so much that she couldn’t give a decent blowjob. Howie K? Larry? Daniel? Care to comment?
NotANiceGirl | November 2, 2006 at 11:05 am
Long term pharmaceutical drug use causes your tolorence to shift. Then you don’t get that fun euphoric feeling so you up the meds. It’s very easy for the poor little liver/kidney to give out when you take each drug 12 at a time. Copious amounts of drugs going in & not coming out… somethings gotta give. Or he just added something new to his recipe!
suzy | November 2, 2006 at 11:15 am
that whole thing is just full of shit..
you want the real news, watch the Insider and entertainment tonight… TONIGHT on CBS or whatever channel it’s on..
they got the first interview with anna since the death of her son.. and with the preview for it… you guys dont want to miss it…
tonight at 7 and 7:30 eastern time
Missallanpoe | November 2, 2006 at 11:45 am
lol..jesus tap dancing christ. I knew there had to be some foreplay involved…someone drugged that fucker..im serious. It was murder >.> but anyway…yeah it’s horrible what she might of done to her baby v.v I won’t even die my hair on account of the toxic chemicals that might sink into my brain o.O
okay.... | November 2, 2006 at 12:08 pm
Anna Nicole has naturally blonde hair?!?!?
How much bullshit are we supposed to swallow?
frangly | November 2, 2006 at 12:09 pm
#31, I *like* the way you think! Such a sick and twisted explanation had never occurred to me, but now….yeah…I like it a lot, it would explain everything.
LL | November 2, 2006 at 12:33 pm
It took 38 posts for someone else to question the “natural blonde” BS? Anna Nicole isn’t a natural anything, much less a “natural” blonde.
I’m not sure if there’s anything else to say about a woman who seems to be absolutely clueless as to how actual people should live. If we found out she digs a hole outside to poo in and digs through garbage to eat and offers to breastfeed complete strangers, I wouldn’t even be surprised.
And multiple drugs in her son’s system, you say? Who had “multiple drugs” in the office pool? Everybody? Damn…
Saera | November 2, 2006 at 1:40 pm
LOLZZZ, I thought Britney Spears was the bad mother?
wedgeone | November 2, 2006 at 2:05 pm
It get’s better y’all. Check this out:
http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/20061102/D8L5587G0.html
She about to be evicted. That happens to all redneck trash, doesn’t it?
wedgeone | November 2, 2006 at 2:05 pm
She’s
86 | November 2, 2006 at 2:18 pm
Wow. Thats all I got.
hilaroushillary | November 2, 2006 at 5:49 pm
[softmode]she doesn’t look so bad on the photo from the link provided above.
The baby looks very cute.[/softmode]
tsarinaamanda | November 2, 2006 at 6:29 pm
Damn, I wanted to be the one to make the snarky comment about her not being a real blonde! Now my day is RUINED! AAAGH! I have no reason to live anymore….
tsarinaamanda | November 2, 2006 at 6:31 pm
Oh, but it look like she’s collagened up those nasty lips…ugh. Why does ANYONE think that’s attractive? it looks like a pouty asshole on your face. Nasty. It’s not gonna make you look like Angelina fucking Jolie, so just give up the freaking ghost already, people! Damn.
pagebetty | November 2, 2006 at 7:01 pm
This lady is a freak.
Here’s more:
http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/anna-nicole-smith/anna-nicole-smith-bombshell-pretty-much-everything-you-suspected-is-true-212098.php
HollywoodSnark | March 22, 2007 at 12:08 pm
poor girl….hope she feels better
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