Anna Nicole Smith’s life is still ridiculous

Real estate developer G. Ben Thompson is kicking Anna Nicole Smith out of the house she’s been staying in at the Bahamas. Anna was supposed to sign a mortgage to buy the house from him but has refused to do so, playing it off as if the house was a gift. The only reason Anna was given citizenship in the Bahamas was because she established legal residency under the premise she owned a home, but now that Thompson is kicking her out she may have to go back to California where she’ll be forced by law to submit to the paternity test filed by photographer Larry Birkhead.

And because this is Anna Nicole Smith the drama doesn’t end there. According to sources, she confessed during her pregnancy that Larry Birkhead was the father of her baby. Additionally, late last year she was in a sexual relationship with G. Ben Thompson (the guy kicking her out of the house) and – after finding out about his wealth – told him he was the father of her child. But turns out that’s impossible because Thompson had already had a vasectomy.

So what does all of this mean? I have no idea. But a caveman could come riding in on a time machine claiming to be the real father and it’d be the most normal thing to happen in this saga yet.