Anna Nicole Smith’s lawyer is her baby’s father

I thought Daniel was the father. Howard was my second choice. Its like we dont even have to make this stuff up. It really happens to famous and not so famous people.

Hell, keep her liquored up and on full schedule of meds, and I would hit that bitch hard. Then flip her over and do her again. As she ages, you just know that she’s going to get dirtier and dirtier, and I like a dirty girl.

He’s like the creepy nerd in the neighborhood that the hot girl feels sorry for. She lets him hang out in her garage while she’s vacuuming her car but he runs home whenever her boyfriend comes over.

He got rid of the son, now theres nothing standing in the way of him getting her money.

I’m not surprised. He followed her around on her show like a lost puppy dog. Only a matter of time before she was jacked up so much on pills and booze that she mistook him for her dildo. He has the same personality as a dildo sitting on the night stand anyway.

53–The only thing standing in his way of getting “her” money is E. Pierce Marshall.

No, I wasn’t kidding nor was I being sarcastic. Even in all the madness you could tell that he really loved her. Maybe he’s just what she needs to get back on the right track. Even ANS needs some to lean on.

Nine months ago, Anna Nicole obviously was too coked out to realize that the Howard Stern she was sleeping with wasn’t the correct Howard Stern.
Honest mistake, that’s what I say.

#50- I heard about twins seperated at birth. When they met, they had everything in common including building benches around trees, owning little dogs which named “toy,” and marrying girls named “Linda.” So, maybe Anna does have some funky genetic wiring that makes her go after Howards.

56–The Good Ship Lollipop is now boarding for Oz, Strawberry Fields and Candyland…..ALL ABOARD!!!!

Oh fuck off. LOL :)
I’m as cynical as they come, but I can’t deny that I’m happy for her.

#4

Ok, here is what really happened… seeing how Howard K. Stern is one of those DEVILISH JEWS, he cooked up a FIENDISH plan… he was not going to allow anything or anyone to stand between the hundreds of millions of dollars that Anna is going to be getting soon, and his very own love child with her… you see if the boy

#57 – HAHA!

It’s all about her money. They can get married, he can write up some agreement about how much he’ll get if they divorce, convince her it means something else and get her to sign it while she’s messed up. Why else would any lawyer degrade himself with years of Anna Nicole worship in front of millions of people. Any what law firm what ever give him a job?

In most jurisdictions a lawyer can be disbarred for having sex with a client, unless that is, if they were having sex before he became her lawyer. Come to think about it, he is probably safe… if you were an adult male in 1993 there is a pretty good chance you had sex with Anna Nicole.

whereas Anna has always made me feel embarassed for her and nauseated; this guy always made me feel slimy just seeing him.

They need to go ahead and have a betrothal ceremony between this child and either of the K-Fuck/Spears Spawn…..

In 15 years that would make some GREAT television…. the girl child wandering around eating peanut butter and mayo sandwiches mumbling, “you like my body” and the Fed kid doing the exotic bird neck thing and trying to prove how “cred” he is……

Wow-great parents-a hick and a dick!

he’s the dad, but it’s not what you think. daniel sucked him off, then snowballed directly into mom. you may think it’s weird, but they used to call it “Friday night.”

@47- Wow Ferret. The guy that you claimed knocked her up, this “Brian Ambolism”.
He has a similar name to mine.

What a twist!

“# 55: 55. Posted by jrzmommy on September 27, 2006 11:04 AM
The only thing standing in his way of getting “her” money is E. Pierce Marshall.”

Um, aparently you DONT read obits either. Cause Pierce Marshall DIED. There isnt anyone standing in the way of her money.

You suck. That is all.

Does anyone notice how devasting his facial expression is? Poor guy, he knows his child is going to be half idiot.

To #34…That would be awesome! Someone write to Maury let him know he needs to find the father!

Bababooey

70–Yeah, yeah. So besides sitting on your fat ass all day collecting bed sores and random factoids, what else do you do? do us all a favor and go take a handful of Zoloft, methadone and Lexapro, the results, if nothing else, will make you seem a little less annoying.

You’re the one who relentlessly comments on this board. I just call ‘em like I see ‘em. It’s not my fault you’re stupid; I do appreciate that you had to resort to calling me some stupid names to look better. You win teh internets.

I will probably regret getting in this but here goes:

#1: E Pierce Marshall STILL stands in her way – it is HIS ESTATE which has issued statements that they will continue in his steed to stop her from inheriting. SO. Even dead he is standing in her way – why do you think the Supreme Court is involved????

75–Stalker much? You must be pretty tired sitting up all night waiting for me to reply to your investigative research on E. Pierce Marshall’s dead body. Ugh. Okay, you can go to bed now, tell Sarah Jean we all said hi.

I disagree with you all. The only thing standing in his way to getting “her” money is that vacuum-sealed void between her ears. If she ever visits an otologist, there will be an audible hissing sound… much like the sound of me letting the air out of your tires in the mall parking lot. Yes you fuckers, that was me. TSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

I love when people comment about how many times others comment. It really just means the accusing commenters are reading all of the the other commenters’ comments. Am I the only commenter who sees this commenting irony? Any comments are welcome.

78–I have a comment, to comment on your comment. May I commence commenting?

Come on and comment away! I commonly comment about commiserating commenter’s comments by commencing commemorative commentary. It usually results in my being repeatedly redundant.

Repeated redundancy regarding retarded retorts results in redundant retarded replies. Really.

Realistically, I reread your renditon repeatedly. My reasoning? Reaching realms recently regarded as repulsive really remains my reaction to some of these recidivist rejects.

I think I sprained my tonugue…

Rejoice, Rich! The reject has retreated from reasserting their ridiculousness and replicating their retardedness with recurring remarks.

I now need a Terrell Owens cocktail.

guess the sarah jean comment scared her off.

can’t the just do a for sure check instead of believing every wacko?