Anna Nicole Smith’s lawyer and spokesman, Howard K. Stern, issued a confusing statement yesterday in regards to the rumors surrounding Anna Nicole being pregnant.
“If Anna Nicole is pregnant, she obviously doesn’t want anybody to know yet,” Stern wrote in an e-mail Thursday to The Associated Press. “If she’s not pregnant, she’s not denying the rumor because she thinks it’s funny how much of a stir it’s causing. She’ll leave it up to you to guess which one it is.”
What’s the point of sending out a statement if all you’re gonna do is make things more confusing. He could’ve Xeroxed a page from the dictionary and attached a hand drawn map and it would’ve been more informative. More entertaining too, because maps are fun. Pirates use them.
I forgot to mention to “Edna” that I am an Athiest. If there is a Hell, I would rather burn in eternity than look at your photograph. I don’t believe you are who you say you are. However, I like to annoy people and antagonize them. Que sara, sara.
Amani — Marx and Engels had a noble idea in their manifesto; the only glitch is applying it to humanity. (Read Animal Farm).
“All animals are created equal — some are just more equal than others, and they’re the ones taking dumps in everyone else’s lockers…” George Orwell.
Being a pinko commie is NOT a joke! I am reporting all commie posts. #148: consider yourself reported.
someone should report Michael Moore for the double quarter-pounder I found under his left teat.
@151
No one cares if you’re an atheist. Just like no one cares that you’re a lesbian who has a thing for blondes, “even if the’re kinda kooky and old”. This is not a singles site. Next thing you’ll unleash is how you like long walks on the beach and cuddling. Nobody gives a shit!!!!!
*they’re*
#154, I’m sorry, we weren’t properly introduced. And you are? My name is Jennifer, I am a Virgo. My stats are 38 29 36 and I don’t like long walks on the beach. If you are interested, I will tell you more.
ONE-HUNDRED AND FIFTY-SEVEN!!
6. Posted by Haroof on May 5, 2006 04:33 PM “Wow she actually does look hot in that picture”
I agree. I think she’s an ugly skankhole, but damn if I didn’t do a double-take at how good she looks there…except for that lineman shoulder-padded jacket thing.