Anna Nicole Smith’s lawyer addresses pregnancy rumor

ansmith-maybe-pregnant.jpgAnna Nicole Smith’s lawyer and spokesman, Howard K. Stern, issued a confusing statement yesterday in regards to the rumors surrounding Anna Nicole being pregnant.

“If Anna Nicole is pregnant, she obviously doesn’t want anybody to know yet,” Stern wrote in an e-mail Thursday to The Associated Press. “If she’s not pregnant, she’s not denying the rumor because she thinks it’s funny how much of a stir it’s causing. She’ll leave it up to you to guess which one it is.”

What’s the point of sending out a statement if all you’re gonna do is make things more confusing. He could’ve Xeroxed a page from the dictionary and attached a hand drawn map and it would’ve been more informative. More entertaining too, because maps are fun. Pirates use them.

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