has what they claim is an authentic shot of what was in Anna Nicole Smith’s bedroom fridge in the Bahamas. Apparently it contained methadone (part of the deadly combination of drugs that killed her son), SlimFast, Miracle 2000 (marketed as a nutritional supplement for “today’s active lifestyle”), French’s Worcestershire Sauce, yogurt, spray butter, and vials of injectable medicines.
Who knew that Anna Nicole Smith was such a health nut? With all that healthful food it’s a wonder she didn’t live to be 100. Or, you know, 25.
siliconsaint69 | February 12, 2007 at 7:40 am
Her kid dead yet? I’m waiting…
siliconsaint69 | February 12, 2007 at 7:44 am
and yes, I mean the cute little baby.
krisdylee | February 12, 2007 at 7:50 am
I loves me some Slimfast with spray butter on it in the morning.
BarbadoSlim | February 12, 2007 at 7:50 am
hahahahaha, no amount of supplements in the world could reduce her predominant problem: being a cheap white trash whore.
elizabeththewellread | February 12, 2007 at 7:51 am
When I read that headline, I was prepared to see a Simpsons-esque live pig with bites out of it.
Someguy | February 12, 2007 at 7:52 am
So ANS actually uses Slimfast instead of Trimspa. For Trimspa, that can’t be good for business.
WiseMan | February 12, 2007 at 7:52 am
Yes indeed she was a cheap slut who couldnt keep her legs shut, and produced a couple of nasty sprogs. SLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT.
SaraLuppino | February 12, 2007 at 7:56 am
#7 Shut the hell up, have some god damn respect. Making fun of dead people, what the hell. What are you some poor hill-jack nobody? Get a life, go spit some tobacco and wipe your ass with some tree leafs
not on your face i promise | February 12, 2007 at 8:06 am
it’s her bedroom fridge so i’m guessing the spray butter was not put to dietary uses.
ClockworkAnge | February 12, 2007 at 8:17 am
Is it strange to anyone else that she was a spokesperson for Trimspa, yet had Slimfast in the fridge?
RichPort | February 12, 2007 at 8:25 am
#10 – I couldn’t refresh fast enough to mention that same exact thing. It just helps support my theory that she was whacked by a junior marketing exec at Trimspa. Of course when Anna first signed up, she thought trim spa was am aromatherapy routine for her well worn cooter. Hell has a special place reserved for whores.
Lowlands | February 12, 2007 at 8:28 am
I’m surprised there isn’t any viagra in her fridge…
Xanthia | February 12, 2007 at 8:29 am
#10: What strikes me as strange is the SIZE ofthe bottle of methadone.
I had a friend go through the program (and trust me that was not pretty watching someone detox from that stuff, they should have just detoxed from the pain meds to begin with – same tremors) and they actually make a person go in once a week and get just a prescribed amount for the week, not a FULL BOTTLE OF THE SHIT!!!
I would love to see a copy of the prescription for that!
rmeno | February 12, 2007 at 8:31 am
#7 and #4
it really amazes me how you 2 can talk so harshly about first off a person you NEVER met and second off has died wayyy to early in life. You are the same type of people who made fun of her loss when her son died 5 months ago, raging on about how she probably killed him and was happy about it..you IDIOTS..she was sooo depressed that she ended up dead too! For you kind of people who can make fun of a dead person who never hurt you in anyway and has an infant daughter who only God knows is going to turn out…are TRASH yourselves. ITs obvious that you don’t have a life and are miserable..or maybe it’s just the way your TRASHY parents raised you, because you certainly don’t have anything good in yourselves to actually laugh and make jokes about this horrible event! It’s people like YOU who make this world an awful place to live in!
And…..for your comments you’re gonna leave to me downing me, calling me names, trying to sound “cute and funny” while trying to hurt me…save it, because nothing you say about me is going to get at me…you’re just a bully or the one who was bullied in life.. I’ll always be better than you! You have a defect inside of your brain and that’s YOUR problem and thank GOD you’re only dip shit typed words on a blog to me… :)
Lowlands | February 12, 2007 at 8:33 am
This fridge doesn’t look good when you wanna have a snack.I would get a headache from this fridge.Any aspirin available?
BarbadoSlim | February 12, 2007 at 8:49 am
8&14 feel free to take a flying leap, I say whatever the hell I feel like saying you fucking piece o’ shit commies, this is America.
You are in the wrong site, thie IS NOT a fucking fansite.
fuck off.
not in your face i promise | February 12, 2007 at 8:54 am
yep that’s a giant bottle of methadone. hardcore addicts often are given a single dose, once a day, at a clinic – no take-home meds at all. plus i’ll bet the IV med bottles contain morphine or maybe demerol. gotta get the name of that doctor, must be the partner of the one winona ryder used – $3000 upfront and all the legal opiates you want.
RichPort | February 12, 2007 at 8:56 am
#14 – I think you’re right. She does have a fan club you know, and I think they’re holding a candle-lit vigil as we speak. You should run down there and help out. But there are a few qualifications first:
1 – Can you babble incoherently?
2 – Can you bring yourself to suck the cock of a much older man while avoiding his diaper?
3 – Are you extra hot now with a desire to crash and burn in the near future?
4 – Will you ever allow your own son to impregnate you?
5 – Do you laugh when asked not to mix prescription drugs?
If you answered yes to most of the above I think you’re a suitable candidate. Hurry… they’re sending her to the Cryogenics lab pretty fucking soon.
cardio | February 12, 2007 at 9:04 am
#8 – you must be a Canuck. See, here in America, we call more than one leaf from a tree “leaves”. And what’s a “hill-jack”.
By the way, not sure if everybody here heard, but Anna Nicole Smith died. It was not covered much, so I just thought you should know.
not in your face i promise | February 12, 2007 at 9:11 am
the fact that she had masturbated with every one of those fridge items only makes me miss her more.
sexybitch | February 12, 2007 at 9:39 am
#14 Actually, I think anyone who feels the need to declare, “I’ll always be better than you!” to people YOU don’t even know is the one with the problem.
cardio | February 12, 2007 at 9:48 am
Ok, everybody needs to get off of the “and her poor infant daughter” bandwagon. First off, if this is her daughter, then she will not be poor. Secondly, ANS dying is probably the best thing that could happen to her. I mean, what kind of life was she going to lead with a train-wreck of a mother like that?
Her mom was a drug-addicted, incoherent slut of a narcissist. If she wasn’t famous and had money, you would be the same people whining that that kid should be removed from her trailer before something terrible happens to her. This time, God just cut out the middle man.
rmeno | February 12, 2007 at 9:56 am
lol..#21
I don’t HAVE to personally know someone to know they are a lowlife…just seeing that someone is making fun of someone dying is enough for me..and YES i am better than you gaggling scum..I LOVE Karma by the way…and I hope it bites you directly on your fat ass…(with a name like sexy bitch, you must be fat and trashy and only wishing you could be a sexy bitch)..lol
sigmanu | February 12, 2007 at 9:57 am
WHAT THE FUCK???????? THIS BITCH’S LIFE IS UNFUCKING BELIEVEABLE.
Zanna | February 12, 2007 at 9:58 am
@14 – what?
@22- What makes you so sure it was God? It very well could have been Xenu.
RichPort | February 12, 2007 at 10:00 am
I hear her motto was “jutht one more day and I promith I’ll thtop with thtupid the drugth… justht one more day…”
cardio | February 12, 2007 at 10:03 am
@25 – ok, sorry to impose my religion on you. Buddha, God, Xenu, Larry King – somebody stepped in thankfully.
BarbadoSlim | February 12, 2007 at 10:20 am
“I don’t HAVE to personally know someone to know they are a lowlife.”
Hah, we totally agree on something lowlife.
jrzmommy | February 12, 2007 at 10:33 am
TrimSpa is piiiiiiiissed!
jrzmommy | February 12, 2007 at 10:42 am
rmeno–wassamatter…..didn’t your boyfriend use enough Astroglide last night?
KimIsSarcastic | February 12, 2007 at 10:45 am
Gone from the freezer is frozen daddy juice
RichPort | February 12, 2007 at 10:49 am
rmeno’s like herpes… flares up every fews months but most times you hve no idea it’s there. And she’s still mad she bought Anna’s show on DVD. I wonder what happened to her dog. Maybe they;ll kill it and bury it with her.
rmeno | February 12, 2007 at 10:55 am
#30 – my boyfriend never has to use Astroglide, I’m way too hot in bed to need anything like that. I’ve heard that it’s for women who are frigid or prefer to take it up the ass. You seem very familiar with it.
jrzmommy | February 12, 2007 at 11:14 am
You’re a chick, Rmeno? Damn, I thought you were a fag…….you whine like a fag……honest mistake.
so you’re just an uptight twat then, right?
jrzmommy | February 12, 2007 at 11:15 am
Oh, damn, rmeno, you’re a chick? My bad……I thought you were a fag. You whine like a fag. So, you’re just an uptight bitch then, right?
jrzmommy | February 12, 2007 at 11:16 am
Nice typekey……..it beared repeating though. Rmeno is a douche.
fritobandito | February 12, 2007 at 11:17 am
Wheres the pickles? I really expected her to eat pickles in bed. I am disappointed. And where is J. Howards sperm? I REALLY thought that would be in the fridge.
rmeno | February 12, 2007 at 11:33 am
Uptight? I’m not the one who has to use Astroglide (or hits the “post” button twice with a quivering hand).
Shovel00 | February 12, 2007 at 12:40 pm
holy shit! when my relative was dying of cancer, even she only had access to a few small bottles at a time (the size of the middle ones). I’d imagine she was able to obtain this because she was in the Bahamas?
Pegasus | February 12, 2007 at 2:09 pm
im not at all surprised about any of this, she must have needed to eat nothing but slimfast to stay that skinny trimspa probably never worked
86 | February 12, 2007 at 2:22 pm
Dude…………………..who cares??
Twisted Humor | February 12, 2007 at 2:42 pm
This Valentine’s Day Anna Nicole Smith gives her heart to a special man. She was an organ donor.
Well she was going to except that it exploded from a lethal cocktail of cocaine and bacon.
checkyourshorts | February 12, 2007 at 4:26 pm
just wanted to slide in on the topic of astroglide. for people have the stamina to fuck for longer than ten minutes, lots of in and out has a tendency to dry out the crotch and cause chafage of both penis and vagina (if those are being used). so welcome the world of lube; at least i hope the fire insurance is current.
oh, you sly boots. | February 12, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Anna Nicole was a drug addicted prostitute.
Oh well, she’s gone! :)
sumnersgal | February 12, 2007 at 5:59 pm
Didn’t you know TrimSpa worked only with a SlimFast chaser and a shot of methadone? If I was on that shit I’d be skinny too.
sexybitch | February 12, 2007 at 7:21 pm
#23 So glad to hear that you LOVE karma, because I have a feeling it’s going to butt-fuck you WITHOUT Astroglide. With all the declarations of how hot and lubed you are, and, of course, how much better you are than anyone else, I wonder you have any time to grace us with your posts here. Surely you should be out saving the world with your cooze or just accepting the Nobel Prize for Smug?
And since you clearly suck at analysis, you might want to consider getting some for your very own.
sharpei dude | February 12, 2007 at 11:58 pm
Slimfast, yogurt and amphetamines…..Breakfast of Champions!
Add some Dianibol and you got yourself a look into Barry Bonds fridge!
Nikki | February 13, 2007 at 12:34 am
#43 Hah, are you fucking joking? Are you some kind of fat ass? 10 minutes? My man and I can go for at least a half hour, no artificial lubrication neccessary. And the 2nd time around is usually the juiciest.
#22 Amen.
checkyourshorts | February 13, 2007 at 1:12 am
um. no. when your man reaches the hour mark, talk to me. but glad you’re enjoying your thirty minutes.
jrzmommy | February 13, 2007 at 6:38 am
Dear Tooth Fairy
Please leave rmeno an out-of-control chainsaw under her pillow….she really deserves it.