Anna Nicole Smith’s fridge

has what they claim is an authentic shot of what was in Anna Nicole Smith’s bedroom fridge in the Bahamas. Apparently it contained methadone (part of the deadly combination of drugs that killed her son), SlimFast, Miracle 2000 (marketed as a nutritional supplement for “today’s active lifestyle”), French’s Worcestershire Sauce, yogurt, spray butter, and vials of injectable medicines.

Who knew that Anna Nicole Smith was such a health nut? With all that healthful food it’s a wonder she didn’t live to be 100. Or, you know, 25.