Two of Anna Nicole Smith’s diaries from the early 1990′s were made available by the Associated Press yesterday and are to be auctioned off in a few weeks. The diaries include insights on her struggles with food, her use of drugs, and her deep love for her then-husband, J. Howard Marshall II.
On her weight
“I’ve been really stressed out lately and depressed and I can’t quit eating. I feel like a pig.”
On meeting Paul Marciano, CEO of Guess
“O my Gosh!! Paul Marsiano called today to see if I got his books also I’m gonna go to San Antonio to do photo shoot. I’m so excited!! I can’t believe this. This could be it.” The entry ends with five smiley faces.
On buying $3,000 worth of clothing at Neiman Marcus
“I’m so happy they look great. I hope it empresses Paul Marsiano. … I’m starving!! I’ve been starving myself.”
On drugs
On June 13, 1992, she wrote that she was hung over and watched a movie at home, adding that she “Took a Zandrex!”
On J. Howard Marshall, who was 63 years older than her
“Howard has been buying me som jewelry but he call me 15 or 20 times a day it drives me crazy. I love him but he aggravates me somtimes. I don’t no what to do about Paul hes strange guy. I hate for men to want sex all the time.” The entry ends with the word “Chow!” written in large letters and underlined.
More on J. Howard Marshall
“Hes so very weak and fragile When I touch him Im afraid he might break. If Jesus desides to take him I dont no what I’ll do. I love him so much it hurts me to site and watch him when hes hurting I just want to hold him touch him let him no how much I care.”
It’s kind of amazing but she sounds like she legitimately loved J. Howard Marshall II. At least I think that’s what she was trying to say. It’s hard to make sense of her words. I know it’s unfair to pick apart a private diary, but if you told me this was written by a 9-year-old I’d suggest getting them some private tutoring.
Fifth Stooge | April 6, 2007 at 7:02 am
Nothing like beating a dead horse.
StoneRose | April 6, 2007 at 7:02 am
Flurst???
Happy Easter!!!
StoneRose | April 6, 2007 at 7:03 am
Poor Anna, she actually liked that rich old fogie.
DrPhowstus | April 6, 2007 at 7:03 am
Deer Diaphram:
Itz day 2 of my medicully induced comma and I fel gr8. This clown makeup maykes me prettily. Howie said so. He also sez titty fukking is gr8 4 my intel… intlleg… endtellige… my brayn. Wherez my pil bocks?
Luv, Ana
Baroness | April 6, 2007 at 7:09 am
I love how she uses fancy words like “aggravates” and then uses “no” in place of “know” in the same sentance. Boggles the mind, it does.
At least she’s more coherent than Lindsay Lohan.
Be adequite.
wigidy | April 6, 2007 at 7:09 am
5th!!!!!
starsandrocks | April 6, 2007 at 7:18 am
whatever its a diary it doesnt have to make sence
Debutantejaim | April 6, 2007 at 7:20 am
Who cares, just tell us who the baby’s daddy is!
D'arcy | April 6, 2007 at 7:21 am
I hate uneducated rich people. They “aggravate” me.
Negatrice | April 6, 2007 at 7:22 am
Dull. Hollow. Uninteresting. Pathetic.
daisy_if_ya_do | April 6, 2007 at 7:27 am
You know, regardless of whether she actually loved him, there is at very least a little gold digger in there if she can not spell “some” but she can spell jewelry.
CHOW!
Jason The Barbarian | April 6, 2007 at 7:28 am
“I hate for men to want sex all the time”
So she got those ridiculous implants to turn us OFF to sex…?
BarbadoSlim | April 6, 2007 at 7:41 am
Bitch is dead, let it go already this was not Helen Keller people. Just like when a junkie off the the streets dies, you clean up the crap and you move. the fuck. on.
amaritimer | April 6, 2007 at 7:42 am
Oh my god. The woman is dead! I think the people who are still trying to make a buck by selling her diaries are pathetic low-life cunts! The diaries are her most personal thoughts and feelings. It is no one’s business. Have some respect for the dead woman for fuck sakes!!
That poor baby is going to have to grow up in the shadow of her mother and brother’s death and still have to deal with the blood-sucking, money hungry cunts around her. No one actually gives a shit about the baby, they all have dollar signs in their minds. The poor kid doesn’t have a chance. When she grows up to be a train wreck, everyone will be saying that it is destiny because of her mother. And the real reason won’t even be considered. The media and money hungry cunts willing to sell out even a dead woman.
HerpesHilton | April 6, 2007 at 7:51 am
I feel bad for her. Diaries weren’t meant to be made public. How humiliating…even if she is dead.
Debutantejaim | April 6, 2007 at 7:57 am
#14 yeah the kid sure doesn’t have a chance. Apples don’t fall far from trees.
#15 great choice of a handle, ‘Herpes Hilton’ though? LMAO!
Niecy | April 6, 2007 at 7:57 am
Okay I know everyone is obsessed with ANS, but those diary entries are boring. I’m tired of hearing about her. How long has she been dead? It seems like we have been talking about this for two years.
Duckie | April 6, 2007 at 8:22 am
I don’t likes it.
*slobbers mush out of mouth*
N@ughty | April 6, 2007 at 8:23 am
Anna Nicole is like the 5 year old i never had. who writes like that? no wait…who over 30 writes like that? i was SEVEN when i started spelling words like “PRONOUNCIATION” and “CERTIFICATION” and “J HOWARD MARSHALL” right. Anna Nicole was almost 40 and she can’t even “rite wurds.”
ponk | April 6, 2007 at 8:24 am
so reading somebody’s diary can humiliate them when they’re dead, but letting somebody video you in clownface while you’re stoned out of your mind isn’t humiliating?
smith | April 6, 2007 at 8:28 am
It’s funny how people are always complaining that they are tired of hearing about her, but here they are, still reading the articles and commenting on them.
stupid…
freak_show | April 6, 2007 at 8:41 am
Right on, #20!!! Amen!
The woman wasn’t even 9-years-old mentally. My 6-year-old writes in 2 other languages better than she writes in her own.
Seriously, letting her entire life hang out the way that she did, she deserves to have her private journals aired. Yes, sad for the child, she will not have asked for the shit she has to grow up knowing and learning about her mother, but ANS deserves what she is getting and what she got.
Howie baby now needs to get it in the same way she did. He is the lowest of the low. That clown video, hands down, is the most pathetic thing I have ever seen. Even w/ her being the biggest piece of shit known to man, he still shouldn’t have video taped her the way he did. Makes you wonder why criminal charges haven’t been brought against him.
freak_show | April 6, 2007 at 8:43 am
“My 6-year-old writes in 2 other languages better than she writes in her own. ”
I meant that my daughter writes in 2 other languages better than ANS writes in her own. I screwed that one up.
justme | April 6, 2007 at 8:52 am
Did she ever finish that book……………….. she was reading?
lambman | April 6, 2007 at 8:55 am
its amazing to find out that she can read/write…well sort of write.
I never thought that she didn’t truly love J. Howard Marshall. She always clearly did, he was like one of the only men she ever met who treated her decently.
lambman | April 6, 2007 at 8:56 am
Also, people saying they feel bad for her don’t know much about Anna. I think Anna would LOVE to know that people obsess about her after she died.
cynicalheretic | April 6, 2007 at 9:11 am
Those diaries are props, sort of like pam and toms sex tapes. Hell eventually they would have “accidently” disappeared and would have ended up in an auction anyway.
roflmao | April 6, 2007 at 9:15 am
wow its a diary like any other girl in the world’s diary
21st century digital boy | April 6, 2007 at 9:17 am
Oh please, enough with all the pity already. Anna Nicole Smith got her fill of the good life while she was here. This bimbo retard who’s diary reads like it was written by a straight D student for whom English was a second language got the kind of attention, money and opportunities that hundreds of thousands of hard-working, self-sacrificing, more deserving people never will.
It’s not like this diary is more exploitative or mocking than that show about her that she willingly starred in once upon a time. You know, the show that exposed her as being barely able to pass a driver’s test. The one where she would eat giant slabs of meat at restaurants, belch, and then laugh about it.
Somewhere in the great beyond, the shade of Anna Nicole is giggling with glee because with the publishing of this diary, once again she get’s to be in the center of media attention.
sympathee | April 6, 2007 at 9:31 am
Interesting..
Superevil | April 6, 2007 at 9:38 am
#12: Don’t forget the whole posing NAKED for PLAYBOY thing.
elizabeththewellread | April 6, 2007 at 9:47 am
@ #19
There’s no second “O” in pronunciation.
Rachelraquel | April 6, 2007 at 10:06 am
That was actually pretty sweet.
My cold, black heart is starting to thaw!
What do I do!?!?
danielle | April 6, 2007 at 10:24 am
@19, it’s pronunciation, not pronounciation! If you’re going to make the comment in the first place, learn to ‘rite wurds.’
Hecubus | April 6, 2007 at 10:39 am
I’m so glad this creature is dead
LoneWolf | April 6, 2007 at 10:42 am
I wouldn’t let her off the hook just yet, kids.
She had enough basic human preservation instinct to decide to write about how much she loved the old fart in a presumably private journal in order to be able to bring it out during the court battle she knew was going to come. Don’t think the she didn’t know his children were going to contest the will when he croaked.
In other news, TrimSpa has announced that ANS lost another 30 pounds last month.
anothershityear | April 6, 2007 at 11:02 am
hate to say it, and no disrespect to those no longer here, but i suspect one (or more) of her lawyers at the time, told her to write some entries about how much she cared about that-old-rich-guy
she may have thought about him in a sick-grandfather sort of a way, but i’m beyond skeptical she had any erotic feelings towards him
anothershityear | April 6, 2007 at 11:05 am
#36 oops, didn’t refresh for a bit, my thoughts appear to mirror yours lots
also lol (t.spa)
TheRanchTooth | April 6, 2007 at 11:17 am
She was a beautiful, bright, innocent woman who died tragically. It’s horrible that people continue to make fun of her, and try to make money even after she’s dead. Her only true friend when she died was the abscess on her ass. She called it “Howie.” They were very close.
DrunkBlogger | April 6, 2007 at 12:16 pm
Instead of reading this, follow this link and read “The Verge of Psychosis: An Aspiring Actor’s Journal”
It’s not about a real person.
Lowlands | April 6, 2007 at 1:03 pm
Argh!Ouch!I thought this photo was dead and buried?
jamie | April 6, 2007 at 1:50 pm
Anna Nicole is my idol!! I would give anything to meet a 86 yr old man with one foot in the grave, and to actually love him to some degree so your not actually stealing the $$,you don’t have to be book smart to be successful!!
jamie | April 6, 2007 at 1:57 pm
#36. that’s hilarious!!
Truthseeker013 | April 6, 2007 at 2:26 pm
What #1 said. Let’s put the dirt back in the grave. PLEASE.
Dan | April 6, 2007 at 11:16 pm
I’m actually surprised by her ability here. I would’ve thought it would’ve just been, like, those wavy lines that cartoonists and stuff use to represent writing.
Dan | April 6, 2007 at 11:19 pm
1, 44, and anyone else who agrees with them: She was a horrible person. It’s not like she could defend herself when she was alive, either. We’re all going to die. I don’t see what the big deal is.
guymorgan | April 7, 2007 at 6:47 am
yeah like my 2 year old rites in 10 divernt langages and she is like 40?
Melissa | April 8, 2007 at 12:53 pm
When she wrote CHOW did she mean CIAO??
Lowlands | April 8, 2007 at 1:38 pm
How about ANS English writing?Even i could do it better.
sumnersgal | April 10, 2007 at 7:52 pm
….and she won her case in the Supreme Court. Mind boggling.
FIFTY BABY!!!!!