Anna Nicole Smith’s death gets even crazier


Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband, Prince Frederick von Anhalt, is claiming he had a decade-long affair with Anna Nicole Smith and he might be Dannielynn’s father. There’s already a paternity suit over the 5-month-old baby, with Larry Birkhead saying he’s the real father even though the birth certificate lists Howard K. Stern, but von Anhalt says:

“If you go back from September, she wasn’t with one of those guys, she was with me.” He said he would file a lawsuit if Dannielynn is turned over to Stern or Birkhead. “She was a very big fan of Zsa Zsa and wanted to be like Zsa Zsa,” he said. “She wanted to be a princess.” He said the two started an affair soon after, meeting over the years in Los Angeles, San Francisco and New York. For much of that time, he said, Smith urged him to make her a princess like his wife. But short of divorcing the actress, he said the only solution would have been adopting Smith. Von Anhalt said he did consider that and even filled out adoption papers, but Gabor refused to sign them.

I’m not even sure we’re talking about a person anymore. Now it sounds like some terribly written cartoon where even the writers are worried they’ve taken the story too far.