Larry Birkhead, the photojournalist who claimed to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby, says Howard K. Stern’s announcement of being the real father is “laughable” and that Birkhead is willing to take a DNA test to prove it. In an interview with Us, Birkhead says:
“I am not surprised he would say this but I am laughing at it. Larry King didn’t even believe Howard.” Birkhead also tells Us that he is willing to take a DNA test anytime to prove he is the father. “I have asked for a DNA test and I welcome it. I am in good spirits this morning because I know I am the father of the child. I look forward to having a relationship with my new daughter.”
While I was in the middle of writing this People posted the cause of Daniel Smith’s death according to the toxicology report: a lethal combination of methadone, Zoloft and Lexapro which caused a cardiac dysrhythmia. So basically a poor combination of medicines made Daniel stop breathing and he died. Case closed, mystery solved. And not a single person had to have their face ripped off to reveal it was really old man Jenkins all along.
#3 – I can just see it now, they both go on the show and find out neither of them is the baby’s daddy. Eventually ANS becomes one if those bitches that brings 14 different guys on the show, and none of them are the baby’s daddy either. Ratings bonanza for Maury and nasty mean sprited fun for the rest of us.
And you know she’d do it too.
slut
I don’t know what’s worse- the fact that everybody’s now, for some bizarre reason, jumping at the chance to be identified as the father of this poor kid- or that there’s the possibility that this many men have actually wanted to sleep with her. I’m sure the “accidental” overdose/mixing/whatever that killed her son was actually him just realising what a colossal slut she is and that fact being known publicly. it’s probably why he was on antidepressants in the first place.
No matter how I personally feel about Anna Nicole NO ONE should have to lose a child.
That lawyer of hers should be hit by a bus for being such a scumbag.
That walking-talking sperm bank Anna Nicole has had so many loads of semen in her, it’s a wonder there are only 2 vying for the competition.
Is it just me or is fighting over being the father of Anna Nicole’s baby (and therfore admitting to having sex with her) alot like fighting over who actually was captain of the Titanic or prime minister of Canada or Shug Knights “girlfriend” in prison.
Oh boy, I just made fun of Shug Knight . . . I am dead
@40 jrzmommy: First I read Hannah. Then I read Danilynne. Next up may be Apple-Lynne, Suri-Sue, or Shiloh-Bob.
@35 RichPort: That is an awesome handle: “Unsympathetic Fuckface.” May I needlepoint that on a pillow for you (and me too)?
#57 – Absolutely. I’ll put it right next to my “I Treat Bitches Right” pillow.
wow…why don’t they just do the dna test right now to see what’s up?