Larry Birkhead, the photojournalist who claimed to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby, says Howard K. Stern’s announcement of being the real father is “laughable” and that Birkhead is willing to take a DNA test to prove it. In an interview with Us, Birkhead says:
“I am not surprised he would say this but I am laughing at it. Larry King didn’t even believe Howard.” Birkhead also tells Us that he is willing to take a DNA test anytime to prove he is the father. “I have asked for a DNA test and I welcome it. I am in good spirits this morning because I know I am the father of the child. I look forward to having a relationship with my new daughter.”
While I was in the middle of writing this People posted the cause of Daniel Smith’s death according to the toxicology report: a lethal combination of methadone, Zoloft and Lexapro which caused a cardiac dysrhythmia. So basically a poor combination of medicines made Daniel stop breathing and he died. Case closed, mystery solved. And not a single person had to have their face ripped off to reveal it was really old man Jenkins all along.
KKG_Lindsay | September 27, 2006 at 3:27 pm
FIRST BIATCH!
bergdof616 | September 27, 2006 at 3:30 pm
Anna and Howard have been boning since she was a tubby on the Anna Nicole Show. The Birkhead guy is an idiot.
Ossie19 | September 27, 2006 at 3:30 pm
Seriously bring in MAURY!!!!!
Madrid Marriott | September 27, 2006 at 3:34 pm
I just can’t wait for Anna Nicole to come out and say neither of them is the father. She actually froze that old guy spooge and recently treated herself to a Manmilkcicle.
Brain Embolism | September 27, 2006 at 3:35 pm
Is this the fucking Superficial or TMZ / x17online. Why the fuck are you trying to scoop everybody with these worthless stories.
This and the all important Terrell Owens thread, could have kept til morning.
Leave the “reporting to the big boys”
P.S. I’m the ‘baby daddy’
CelebSlam.com | September 27, 2006 at 3:37 pm
At this point, I’d probably believe you if you told me I was the father of Anna’s baby
http://www.celebslam.com
replicunt | September 27, 2006 at 3:38 pm
mmm manmilkcicle
replicunt | September 27, 2006 at 3:38 pm
mmm manmilkcicle
UNWASHEDMASSES | September 27, 2006 at 3:40 pm
How many of those drugs were prescribed to Daniel? I bet he got a couple from Mama. Nothing says luvin’ like sharing the meds…
BigJim | September 27, 2006 at 3:44 pm
And he’d have gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for those meddling kids.
Italian Stallion | September 27, 2006 at 3:51 pm
So your saying he had to many Scoobie snacks at a time? She should have hid them better from him……………….
EazyE | September 27, 2006 at 3:51 pm
Why couldn’t her reality show have taken place now, instead of when all they did was have the most boring eating contest ever and decorate her bedroom worse than trading spaces would have.
slantingthroughdarkness | September 27, 2006 at 3:52 pm
Methadone, Zoloft and Lexapro. That’s quite a party.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
EazyE | September 27, 2006 at 3:52 pm
And whatever happened to Kimmy?
If she’s still in the picture, I bet her job has become official diaper changer.
Dory | September 27, 2006 at 3:57 pm
I can’t believe these idiots are fighting over who’s the father when she has just lost her son. It’s disgusting. I’d tell them both to F OFF and get on with life myself!
Braintrustfund | September 27, 2006 at 4:03 pm
I watched the Larry King interview. Howard said a couple of weird things like, Daniel was up in the middle of the night with Anna in the bathroom, and Daniel said something like, “Why am I so tired?” Not surprised about the cocktail of meds.
Angry Ferret Jones | September 27, 2006 at 4:13 pm
I loved her in that picture.
It took me back to the days when she wasn’t a giant, coked-up, twinkie-eating, old-man scrogging, gold-digging, puppy-licking, child-scarring, pink-room building, insane fucking, crackhead, psychopath.
And those, my friends, were good times.
Did you ever think you’d see a story about two chaps battling it out to see who spawned with ANS? I am sorry, but with her you have to apply the Moped Rule:
A lot of fun to ride, until someone sees you.
jenipurrr | September 27, 2006 at 4:21 pm
Why the hell was he on Methadone? Normally that is given out to addicts trying to quit heroin. I HAVE heard of it given for pain…but the only doctor I’ve known to do that was a total quack.
antispace | September 27, 2006 at 4:34 pm
One of my friends died of a methadone overdose, and our thoughts were the same.. why the fuck was he on methadone?
Binky | September 27, 2006 at 5:13 pm
This is no story.
Anyone who follows Sat Radio would know there was no way Howard Stern could get it up.
Binky | September 27, 2006 at 5:16 pm
My researchers tell me it was actually “‘Howard ‘KAY’ Stern’s’ announcement of being the real father is “laughable”
My bad -anyone would know Radio Stern isn’t laughable.
jFp | September 27, 2006 at 6:42 pm
Hmmmmmmm
Which drugs did he get from his mom???
Any of these good for losing alot of weight?
Shaun | September 27, 2006 at 6:58 pm
It would be hilarious to see Dr. Phil some how get involved with this story. The son obviously got a hold of Anna’s stash and suppliers.
sturmcrow | September 27, 2006 at 7:10 pm
Since when did cardiac dysrhythmia have anything to do with the chump stopping breathing?
ResidentX | September 27, 2006 at 8:08 pm
What is happening to this country? We have an attorney washing himself off inside of Anna Nicole? I read about client-attorney privilege but I had no idea it was like this! How does one negotiate something like this? “I’ll represent you but first I need to give you something” or “Where are my glasses because I can’t see around your tits in my face!!” OOOHOHH…how about this? “Step into my office so we can discuss your installments!” What is the world coming to? The end of the world must be coming. Anna Nicole’s Baby Daddy…This is almost laughable.
Angry Ferret Jones | September 27, 2006 at 8:21 pm
Shout outs to Lumpy Brain!
What up, mutha fuckah????
EdnasGayLover | September 27, 2006 at 8:55 pm
HAHAHAHAHA I TRULY LAUGHED OUTLOUD WHEN I READ THE CAUSE OF DEATH. SHOCKER THAT THE FAT BLEACHED BLONDE BIMBOS SON TOOK TWO DIFFERENT ANTI DEPRESSANTS AND HEROIN TO ESCAPE THE WHITE TRASHERY THAT WAS HIS LIFE. I THINK ANNA SHOULD GO ON OPRAH FOR MOTHER OF THE YEAR. WHOS WITH ME? JUST A REMINDER I AM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU. REMEMBER THAT THIS WEEKEND WHEN YOURE SITTING IN YOUR PARENTS BASEMENT EATING CHEETOS.
OMALLYS LAP
DiabetesExplosion | September 27, 2006 at 8:59 pm
Trimspa, Baby!
SuperWoman | September 27, 2006 at 9:04 pm
that’s BABY DADDY, ESQ., to you!!
Skip Smith | September 27, 2006 at 9:04 pm
Daniel is the father.
saggybottom | September 27, 2006 at 10:01 pm
Methadone is the new fun drug for getting buzzy. I’m sure it’s quite easy to get especially for a celeb. Daniel’s death is so sad.
I blame his irresponsible, drugged out mommy for his death. I doubt her dumbass lawyer is the daddy of new baby. Why is she blaming the world for her fucked up life? She moved away from all of us so she could have a “normal life”. Please don’t fuck up this kids life you stupid, loser, jackass.
(sorry for rambling)
dmarie | September 27, 2006 at 10:14 pm
This thing of a human being makes hugo chavez look like a saint (and that’s no small accomplishment!)
once a fat ugly cow, always a fat ugly cow.
HolisticWisdomcom | September 27, 2006 at 11:48 pm
I am still sad to hear that her son died. I can’t imagine how that must feel.
In regard to Howard being the father, it makes sense if he is because they have been intimate for a long time. It could also make sense that Anna does not want Birkhead in her life and can easily claim that Howard is the father. It will be interesting to see how far they will go to prove this if Birkhead wants partial custody.
Clearly Anna was not meant to have an easy life and no matter how ridiculous she can be, my heart still feels so sad for her over the loss of her son.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
TomCruise | September 28, 2006 at 3:29 am
I think it’s really sad that her son died. I don’t know why he was on 2 antidepressants and Methadone.
And I’m not just saying this because i’m down on antidepressants (I’m sure you saw the Matt Lauer interview).
I think it is terrible to make fun of her given the circumstances. It is terrible even by Superficial standards.
RichPort | September 28, 2006 at 5:27 am
So he dies for being a selfish drug cocktail moron. Take that right in your ass you celeb apologists. Please do the best your best to try and spin this one as sad or me as an unsympathetic fuckface. You’ll have a waaaaay easier time with the latter…
Oh yea, #30 is probably right.
dmarie | September 28, 2006 at 5:54 am
amen #35.
It has to be said, if I were Smith’s kid, I woulda done the same, just a few years earlier.
Spin away!
jrzmommy | September 28, 2006 at 6:35 am
What exactly was the Methadone for? Never heard of methadone being used to treat depression. Pain management? Yes, in some cases. In this case? FUCK NO.
Anna Nicole is such an idiot that she probably read Mommie Dearest for parenting tips.
Shall we start the Race-to-Rehab pool for the new baby? How about how soon before Mother of the Year over there pimps her out in a reality show or something equally trashy? I say, mmm, hooked by 13, suicide attempt and rehab by 15. Tell-all book at 22.
RichPort | September 28, 2006 at 6:43 am
#37 – In that case, maybe Haselhoff is the father. Because at this point, it really could be anyone.
frenchtoaststix | September 28, 2006 at 6:57 am
Who would admit to fucking this bloated drugged-out mess, much less fighting over who insperminated her? Ugh!
And how hideous that she named the new baby after the dead son? Not only did he die near the time she was born but now has to live with hearing it everlastingly every birthday she has! We should probably invest in a stripper pole and rehab for this kid right skippy now!
jrzmommy | September 28, 2006 at 7:09 am
I thought she named the kid Hannah. What did she name the kid?
marie-jo | September 28, 2006 at 7:43 am
Next you gonna tell me Screech claims 2 be the baby’s dady.
commissioner | September 28, 2006 at 7:46 am
Every doctor that has ever treated that kid is scouring their records and locking up charts.
With Howard K. in the house, it’s time for all the physicians in California to lawyer up!
commissioner | September 28, 2006 at 7:47 am
Do they make lucite heels in infant and toddler sizes?
jrzmommy | September 28, 2006 at 7:48 am
Howard K. Stern is Yiddish for ambulance chasing golddigger.
jrzmommy | September 28, 2006 at 7:49 am
Baby’s First G-String!!!
Playfair | September 28, 2006 at 7:56 am
There shouldn’t be too much interaction between those 3 drugs. That kid probably overdosed on some of them.
commissioner | September 28, 2006 at 8:32 am
@45
Run down to Sear’s and put the pole on layaway! We got ourselves a real talented gal!
shell | September 28, 2006 at 8:44 am
Greedy bastards are going to start coming out of the woodwork now claiming they fathered the kid in hopes of getting a chunk of the Marshall money. Hell, I’m a chick and I might give it a try
Spindoc | September 28, 2006 at 8:51 am
To all of you who ragged on us for saying that Anna Nichole Smith was a lousy mom and said we were shitheads because daniel just had a heart attack etc……
Bet you feel kinda stupid now huh?
RichPort | September 28, 2006 at 9:54 am
I just realized… why the fuck is there a picture of Victoria Gotti here? I mean Daniel’s dead! Show some fucking respect… and be a dear and hand me that bottle of pills. Thanks.