Judge Larry Seidlin started crying as he issued his decision in court about the dispute over Anna Nicole Smith’s body. The judge urged that Anna Nicole be buried next to her son Daniel in the Bahamas, although he left the ultimate burial location to be decided by attorney Richard Milstein, who is also the court-appointed guardian of Anna Nicole’s 5-month-old daughter Dannielynn.
How did this guy become a judge? He’s completely unprofessional and I’m not entirely certain he’s literate. At least he was smart enough not to give the body to Howard K. Stern. Otherwise instead of getting buried, her corpse would’ve ended up on Stern’s front lawn with a sign around her neck that said “Pictures: $5.”






























did somebody forget to tell this assclown that this was NOT part of the ANS ‘reality’ series?
he’s from the bronx idiots
Public at LARGE : So #5 – what are you trying to say ?
Binky : Pass me a green umbrella.
Where does Danielynn go if no one’s sperm has the magic ID?? Surely not to the Texas Heroin Chainsaw family?
so instead of just being The Judge….he wants his 15 minutes to be The Crying Judge.
Best way to get his picture on the front page of the Enquirer in a nasty love triangle with Jacko & the fucking Sasquach.
sickening to see the depths people will go to for a slice o fame….Stern was probably impressed.
I bet he had sex with the corpse.
Stern is a complete parasite. I actually feel bad for Anna Nicole. I know she did it to herself, but she was way too young.
This judge guy is a bigger tool than Howard. I’ve never seen anything like it.
Yet this IS Florida, and this guy was elected.
We need to get rid of florida.
Take off your shoes and walk barefoot for two miles inland from the coast. See all the trailer parks? Feel at home?
Now you are in the real Florida. Hard to tell the difference between here and and any other shithole in the south.
I hope they throw Stern in the stern. I want to smash his big nose with a tire iron everytime I see him on TV.
The judge is actually trying to get his own judge judy style show. true story .. i saw it on the news
BS: Screw ANS and the judge.
My name is Britney !
I’m an American icon !
(And I carry a green umbrella!)
Deal with me America!
The drones are supposed to dream about me, and the family,
(but in reality, I don’t even feel like delivering a decent pizza.)
Dream on world !
…Pass the green umbrella
( Deep Binky. Glad you take an occasional holiday from this dive)
……douche…….bag…….
Also….ANS estranged mom’s Texas lawyer has a seizure during the judge crying….
wow, this is just the kinda circus ANS loved.
don’t you love it when even the parasites get parasites?
# 35
No.
Not really.
http://vids.craveonline.com/videos/00003807/newswoman
This is a MUCH funnier video! Although watching this douche cry is pretty hilarious!
#37
My people are saying that clip lead Fox News World-Wide today.
Congrats for finding the real NEWS !
# 37 Wasn’t it – FRANdito ?
i…i …i …AM
I am frandito bandito.
I am….
( ok I forget the rest.
Where’s that greasy spic Banderis when you need him ?
Just kidding. And Penny – good luck with the Oscars – but the odds say you won’t’ win till u call me. x)
I’ve had some experience with the law and this judge was odd but he did make a fair judgement from a legal perspective. But his demeanor and odd verbiage was disarming. Auditioning for a job, he certainly didn’t entertain us now did he?
But his role is actually as a mediator not just a judge in this case. In that regard he did try to encourage the parties to come to some agreement. He failed in one respect. He allowed the lawyers to get totally out of control. No lawyer should be speaking to each other and acting like idiots when they are asking questions then going on random speeches.
That’s total nonsense and the judge shouldn’t have allowed it. But he did give the parties a fair hearing on the important issues. He allowed things to trek too far off the path on the matter of ANS’ “state of mind” which became a litany of he said, she said.
In the end we know this took too long and that Howard K Stern is a total scumbag.
And the scumbag happens to be holding another man’s kid as a hostage hoping to gain control of millions.
What a piece of shit he is and that was there at the ready.
Fucking shyster was feeding the woman drugs and not just little stuff but heavy duty narcotics while she was well along in her pregnancy, even when she was preganant in the hospital in detox.
Someone is going to catch up to that guy and it won’t be pretty.
#40
“And the scumbag happens to be holding another man’s kid as a hostage hoping to gain control of millions.”
Word.
this would be less ridiculous if they had judge judy on the case….or just any random homeless guy
Can we trade Florida to Cuba for some cigars? Everyone would be happier.
The more he cried, the more I laughed…
I wonder what magazine he ripped his “So you want to be a judge? Write now for a free kit!” advertisement out of.
What a freak show.
If it had been judge Judy , it would be Stern doing the crying. This sucks and makes a complete joke of the court system, which is a joke anyways.
ah, he must be the real father. but he can’t say anything because it would be too much of a scandal.. thats where the tears come in.
Dear Howard K. Stern,
The old addage goes, “A hurting full-of-shit weasel scumbag is still a full-of-shit weasel scumbag. And a crying full-of-shit weasel scumbag is just a full-of-shit weasel scumbag who cries.” Oh wait…I just made that up. Nevermind.
-YouTubeRoast.com Moral Support Staff
The judge is crying because he’s the only man in the Northern Hemisphere that didn’t get an ANS hummer.
That judge is a friggin moron!!!!!!
Why pick on the judge, he’s fine. Its everyone else in the courtroom that is nuts.
Just look at ANS’s crazy mother, crazy boyfriends, crazy friends.
Question, where and who is ANS’s real father? Is he living? Anyone ever see a picture of him?
Who’s the cute blonde next to that Stern reptile? He’s not boning her now. Nope.
And that bald freak is definitely going to get his own TV show. Women eat that crying man shit up.
LOL! What the fuck is wrong with this guy? It’s like his mother died or something.
Howard is such a faker.
that was extreamly long not needed, thanks
Because it’s a given that people who copy & paste the same shit a thousand times are totally not losers.
#58 – You are right. They are not losers. They are a total waste of oxygen.
CROCODILE TEARS
genius, you’re so not.
what’s the problem with the judge you ask? This was not an arbitration case where the judge gets to choose who he likes better. The judge was supposed to dispense the law which would have given the corpse to the mom. Open-Shut case.
Goddammit but this site is circling the drain……
“I want her buried with her son, Daniel.” Yeah, in the 69 position.
In related news, TrimSpa has announced that ANS has lost another 20 pounds this month.
Why did the court appoint a guardian for Dannielynn and who is that guy?
Weren’t Stern & Anna married, whouldn’t he have automatically been her guardian??
yeah, but birkhead testified that stern was basically poisoning her
most judges are cold, i like that he has some emotion…we need more emotion and compassion in this world right now…its a SAD case.
#7 put it perfectly.
86, technically he is called a Guardian Ad Litem. He’s not actually her guardian. The courts appoint attorneys as Guardian Ad Litems all the time when it comes to kids. It allows the kid to have a voice in the proceedings. Technically the GAL (short version) is appointed to determine what is in the best interests of the minor child.
The GAL then reports to the court what it thinks the court should do to protect the minor child’s interests (legal and otherwise) whether placement with one parent or another is better for the child’s health, safety and welfare, and whether or no there are other legal issues the court should be aware of. You see them appointed a lot in abuse cases, cases where juveniles are charged with criminal acts, and cases where one or both parents are dead or unknown.
what’s up with all the creeps coming out of the woodwork?
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