Judge Larry Seidlin started crying as he issued his decision in court about the dispute over Anna Nicole Smith’s body. The judge urged that Anna Nicole be buried next to her son Daniel in the Bahamas, although he left the ultimate burial location to be decided by attorney Richard Milstein, who is also the court-appointed guardian of Anna Nicole’s 5-month-old daughter Dannielynn.
How did this guy become a judge? He’s completely unprofessional and I’m not entirely certain he’s literate. At least he was smart enough not to give the body to Howard K. Stern. Otherwise instead of getting buried, her corpse would’ve ended up on Stern’s front lawn with a sign around her neck that said “Pictures: $5.”
sexybitch | February 22, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Three guys Bush wants to appoint to the Supreme Court: Judge Wapner, Judge Judy,and this guy.
RichPort | February 22, 2007 at 3:29 pm
I still am a dickless fuckball, but I’m a dickless fuckball in the top ten. Go me!
RichPort | February 22, 2007 at 3:32 pm
I coulda been number 1. I coulda been a contenda instead of a bum which is what I am. Fuck you for not saying ‘first’ sexybitch you know you wanted to. Don’t lie slut!
sayll | February 22, 2007 at 3:32 pm
T-t-today, junior.
Binky | February 22, 2007 at 3:33 pm
BBC World News had a talking head analyzing the judge’s breakdown.
Meanwhile…
(Stop the world – I want to get off)
(Of course I always want to get off. But the latter reference is, you know – ‘not in a good way’ get off)
Kristin | February 22, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Man I’m so sick on ANS news.
(Not really)
JungleRed | February 22, 2007 at 3:34 pm
I read that this guy went to night law school to become a lawyer. Before that he was a NYC cabbie. This piece of shit becomes a judge in Miami. This illustrates 2 things that are self-evident.
1: Shit flows downhill.
2: Florida is the geographical reservoir tip of the USA.
Lowlands | February 22, 2007 at 3:35 pm
I don’t know what that pink thing is doing on the judge’s desk but we all know what they like to do in their spare time…
MrSemprini | February 22, 2007 at 3:35 pm
I was there and let me tell you, that judge is as sharp as a tack. And, by sharp, I mean that he only had to be woken up once before lunch. And, he ordered Chinese for the whole room. Except for the bailiff. He said that he didn’t look enough like the guy from “Night Court”. Which was true. Because he was short. And he was a lady. I think. I’ll let you know. We’re going out later. Oh, I hope he/she calls. Oh, what to wear, should I shave, north and/or south? Whoops, gotta go, Sirens!
sexybitch | February 22, 2007 at 3:36 pm
#7 So that means he was a hack! Some things never change, do they?
Hey, Rich: firstfirstfirstfirstfirst.
RichPort | February 22, 2007 at 3:36 pm
#2, #3 — Do you really think that people are that stupid that they believe that you are me? I can’t get over how incredible insane you are.
Sexy, Please tell me you know that that is not me but my troll?
grits2005 | February 22, 2007 at 3:37 pm
This case is so bizarre, i agree she should be buried by her son so I think he did right in that but as someone who has worked in the law enforcement field im in awe of the court proceedings. The questions regarding her drug use is irrelevant to who should have her body and should never have even been asked in these proceedings. Also all the questions to Howard and others of what Anna siad or wanted is only hearsay since shes dead so why in the world is any of that allowed in court in teh first place. Man the law certainly is different for celebs isnt it.
JungleRed | February 22, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Night school, people. The judge went to fucking night school to learn law. We are SO going to be decimated as a society. I’ll bet the Chinese are smaking their lipspolishing their chopsticks right now.
sexybitch | February 22, 2007 at 3:44 pm
#11 Rich, it’s obvious – you do a much better Brando than that.
superstar | February 22, 2007 at 3:46 pm
Anna Nicole did some really strange things in her life. But it’s going to be strange that she won’t be doing those things anymore.
I hope she rests in peace. She wanted to die like Marilyn Monroe did anyway.
It’s sad when someone dies, even if you don’t know them very well.
You should see what Lindsay Lohan did. She didn’t even go to John Altman’s funeral! She was partying with Steve-O instead!
RichPort | February 22, 2007 at 3:48 pm
#14 Sexy — Thanks, I was worried therre for a second. No shit, huh? When have you heard my Brando? You’re right.
“I could have been a cotender, I coulda been somebody, Charlie, I coulda been somebody instead of a bum which is what I am. Let’s face it ‘Wally’ it was you.”
thatthingisgood | February 22, 2007 at 3:48 pm
WTF? Why is he crying? Did he sleep with her drugged-out-ass too? I totally don’t get it… Maybe he realized he really can’t be the father and broke down… I don’t know. What a geek…
superstar | February 22, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Edit: I meant Robert Altman!
Kait | February 22, 2007 at 3:53 pm
This is unreal.
I keep looking for the hidden cameras, then realizing they didn’t even have to hide them for this circus act x.x
jFp | February 22, 2007 at 4:00 pm
Holy crap this asshat is a fraud. Did he buy a fake law degree from a mailorder company?
He needs to be run out of Florida on a rail.
ponk | February 22, 2007 at 4:18 pm
did somebody forget to tell this assclown that this was NOT part of the ANS ‘reality’ series?
nychag | February 22, 2007 at 4:21 pm
he’s from the bronx idiots
Binky | February 22, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Public at LARGE : So #5 – what are you trying to say ?
Binky : Pass me a green umbrella.
woodhorse | February 22, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Where does Danielynn go if no one’s sperm has the magic ID?? Surely not to the Texas Heroin Chainsaw family?
brujeriadiosa | February 22, 2007 at 4:36 pm
so instead of just being The Judge….he wants his 15 minutes to be The Crying Judge.
Best way to get his picture on the front page of the Enquirer in a nasty love triangle with Jacko & the fucking Sasquach.
sickening to see the depths people will go to for a slice o fame….Stern was probably impressed.
jFp | February 22, 2007 at 4:39 pm
I bet he had sex with the corpse.
EgoManiac | February 22, 2007 at 5:49 pm
Stern is a complete parasite. I actually feel bad for Anna Nicole. I know she did it to herself, but she was way too young.
BarbadoSlim | February 22, 2007 at 5:51 pm
This judge guy is a bigger tool than Howard. I’ve never seen anything like it.
Yet this IS Florida, and this guy was elected.
We need to get rid of florida.
licklick | February 22, 2007 at 6:02 pm
Take off your shoes and walk barefoot for two miles inland from the coast. See all the trailer parks? Feel at home?
Now you are in the real Florida. Hard to tell the difference between here and and any other shithole in the south.
EgoManiac | February 22, 2007 at 6:08 pm
I hope they throw Stern in the stern. I want to smash his big nose with a tire iron everytime I see him on TV.
Bad_Banana | February 22, 2007 at 6:40 pm
The judge is actually trying to get his own judge judy style show. true story .. i saw it on the news
Binky | February 22, 2007 at 6:49 pm
BS: Screw ANS and the judge.
My name is Britney !
I’m an American icon !
(And I carry a green umbrella!)
Deal with me America!
The drones are supposed to dream about me, and the family,
(but in reality, I don’t even feel like delivering a decent pizza.)
Dream on world !
…Pass the green umbrella
Binky | February 22, 2007 at 6:51 pm
( Deep Binky. Glad you take an occasional holiday from this dive)
sumnersgal | February 22, 2007 at 7:23 pm
……douche…….bag…….
brujeriadiosa | February 22, 2007 at 7:24 pm
Also….ANS estranged mom’s Texas lawyer has a seizure during the judge crying….
wow, this is just the kinda circus ANS loved.
don’t you love it when even the parasites get parasites?
Binky | February 22, 2007 at 7:46 pm
# 35
No.
Not really.
fritobandito | February 22, 2007 at 8:01 pm
http://vids.craveonline.com/videos/00003807/newswoman
This is a MUCH funnier video! Although watching this douche cry is pretty hilarious!
Binky | February 22, 2007 at 8:08 pm
#37
My people are saying that clip lead Fox News World-Wide today.
Congrats for finding the real NEWS !
Binky | February 22, 2007 at 8:43 pm
# 37 Wasn’t it – FRANdito ?
i…i …i …AM
I am frandito bandito.
I am….
( ok I forget the rest.
Where’s that greasy spic Banderis when you need him ?
Just kidding. And Penny – good luck with the Oscars – but the odds say you won’t’ win till u call me. x)
Sheva | February 22, 2007 at 8:45 pm
I’ve had some experience with the law and this judge was odd but he did make a fair judgement from a legal perspective. But his demeanor and odd verbiage was disarming. Auditioning for a job, he certainly didn’t entertain us now did he?
But his role is actually as a mediator not just a judge in this case. In that regard he did try to encourage the parties to come to some agreement. He failed in one respect. He allowed the lawyers to get totally out of control. No lawyer should be speaking to each other and acting like idiots when they are asking questions then going on random speeches.
That’s total nonsense and the judge shouldn’t have allowed it. But he did give the parties a fair hearing on the important issues. He allowed things to trek too far off the path on the matter of ANS’ “state of mind” which became a litany of he said, she said.
In the end we know this took too long and that Howard K Stern is a total scumbag.
And the scumbag happens to be holding another man’s kid as a hostage hoping to gain control of millions.
What a piece of shit he is and that was there at the ready.
Fucking shyster was feeding the woman drugs and not just little stuff but heavy duty narcotics while she was well along in her pregnancy, even when she was preganant in the hospital in detox.
Someone is going to catch up to that guy and it won’t be pretty.
here | February 22, 2007 at 9:20 pm
#40
“And the scumbag happens to be holding another man’s kid as a hostage hoping to gain control of millions.”
Word.
Smackage | February 22, 2007 at 9:28 pm
this would be less ridiculous if they had judge judy on the case….or just any random homeless guy
Stink | February 22, 2007 at 9:32 pm
Can we trade Florida to Cuba for some cigars? Everyone would be happier.
FMeRunning | February 22, 2007 at 9:35 pm
The more he cried, the more I laughed…
pabena6 | February 22, 2007 at 9:44 pm
I wonder what magazine he ripped his “So you want to be a judge? Write now for a free kit!” advertisement out of.
What a freak show.
Team OJ | February 22, 2007 at 10:41 pm
If it had been judge Judy , it would be Stern doing the crying. This sucks and makes a complete joke of the court system, which is a joke anyways.
23apples | February 22, 2007 at 11:49 pm
ah, he must be the real father. but he can’t say anything because it would be too much of a scandal.. thats where the tears come in.
DrunkBlogger | February 23, 2007 at 12:34 am
Dear Howard K. Stern,
The old addage goes, “A hurting full-of-shit weasel scumbag is still a full-of-shit weasel scumbag. And a crying full-of-shit weasel scumbag is just a full-of-shit weasel scumbag who cries.” Oh wait…I just made that up. Nevermind.
-YouTubeRoast.com Moral Support Staff
Stink | February 23, 2007 at 2:39 am
The judge is crying because he’s the only man in the Northern Hemisphere that didn’t get an ANS hummer.
ImaCracka | February 23, 2007 at 2:45 am
That judge is a friggin moron!!!!!!