Anna Nicole Smith’s bodyguard is now claiming he’s Dannielynn’s real father, and that Anna Nicole suffered from life threatening seizures for which she was on medication. He tells Extra:
“She told me everything. She told me things no one else knows. I think it was an instant spark, and I think for her it was the same. She was wonderful. A very sensitive and emotional woman. A very good kisser, I must say. She was sick of being called names. Everyone was bashing on her and calling her names and putting her down and suing her. She always told me she wanted to have her kids with me. There’s always a possibility. Poor Anna. I hope she’s in peace wherever she is.”
We could save a lot of time if everybody just got DNA tested to see who the real father was. Or, ya know, we can just keep on letting every asshole in the world come forward and try to claim the inheritance. Somebody could dig up Martn Luther King, Jr’s corpse and say he’s the real father and it’d be just as believable.
(49)Trolling is also a turn off!
Gawd some of this crap is so friggen immature
WHORE
#37,
If that is the case then I apologize to the “real” “jrzmommy”. That makes the fake one (or one(s)) even more pathetic – probably guys at that.
BTW: The “real” Richport is funny!
LISTEN PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!
Stop all this bickering!!!!!!!
Let’s focus on what’s really important: Tragic details of ANS, and making fun of them. To wit
Maybe James Brown will be the next one to rise from the dead & pronounce himself to be the baby’s father….God, what a freakin’ circus!
sid, dude, I know you’re a writer (?), but everybody’s heart just sinks when you post your endless drivel. It’s annoying to have to scroll past it. Nobody clapped during your first performance of this “piece” (wipe wipe wipe flush), so I have no idea why you thought we wanted an encore. I hear Chuck Barris calling for the gong. Ask not for whom the gong tolls, sid; it tolls for thee.
#39 – For the record, Julie Bell, jrz and Rich only make racist & homophobic comments to specific posters, like you, Lezboesque, DamYell, & the Wally-troll. Not to an entire group of folks.
You got an example from the Archives to prove us wrong? Bring it out. Most likely it came from the trolls. Those aren’t tough to figure out.
Rich – check out the name on post #27. Know what Craig Stadler’s nickname is on the PGA Tour? THE WALRUS! Like Ass Troll is so smart that no one can figure his game out. What a used up sack of douche!
Wally is like a virus written by someone living in Korea or China. They go through all the trouble to make a morphing virus, but the English in it is so bad that you know immediately that the message is a fraud and you delete it.
Troll – you’ve been deleted.
I thought someone said richport was funny… I’m disappointed.
Oh, please, God, PLEASE make the real father be someone like Pat Robertson or Jimmy Swaggert.
Richport, I posted my Candle parody during the last moments of the ORIGINAL Anna thread at #395, on a thread that got 410 posts before it was wiped off the main page
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/02/anna_nicole_smith_rushed_to_ho.html#comment
Almost nobody was reading at that point.
I’m posting it here, in a minor Anna thread, AFTER this thread has already fallen down the list. To wit, most here have still not read my parody yet.
“To wit” means, “that is to say.”
So, I’m gonna post it once more in another thread, at my discretion, so somebody will copy and paste and it’ll get on the net, which amuses me, and then I’ll stop posting it.
See, Richport? You don’t matter. I’m gonna post it again. Whatcha gonna do?
Look, bub, anyone (such as you) who comes here to pick fights is a loser. No need for a cute remark, just good ol’ simple “loser” does the job.
I post, I compliment others on a good post, and I get a kick out of getting a compliment myself every now and then.
People come here, express themselves, and sometimes we give each other a laugh. When I read a post I don’t like, I ignore it and forget about it. You like to pick a fight. Why? WTF for? This isn’t a messageboard; it gets wiped clean every two days.
A Chuck Barris reference? North of 30, are we? Where’s your career? I don’t punch a clock
#41…Look, man it wasn’t funny the first time when we read it. Trotting it out again just makes you look desperate, needy and…not funny, again.
there wasnt this much news coverage when the pope died,enough already!!!
59. You must be confused. I’m sure that you heard RichPort is “gay”, not “funny”. Details, details, …
My God, the drama is killing me. If I’m not worrying about who the real babydaddy is then I’m worrying about who the real richport and jrzmommy are. Who are these people? Where do they come from? How can we tell the difference and why are other people pretending to be them?
You see……..THIS is why I can’t hold a job.
Well………this and the chronic alcoholism. But mainly this. (and the alcoholism)
65, 66…Now that was funny! Reminded me a little of WKRP when Carlson started a speech with: “Radio. What is it? Where did it come from, and…where is it going?”
At that point, Johnny Fever fell asleep.
Damn, I miss that show.
At this rate, Liberace could be the father and no one would be surprised.
(Yes, I know he’s dead and he was gay, but statistically speaking, it is entirely possible given the number of possible fathers this poor child supposedly has.)
#61 – sidney, don’t be put off by my troll. I’m sure your rendition of that Elton John classic would sound excellent with musical accompaniment. The only thing clich
I’m leaning towards slug-type hermaphroditism. That would explain all of the secrecy (and the trail of slime) that followed ANS wherever she went.
(That was no slime trail – that was Howard K. Stern! Nyuk nyuk nyuk….. foghorn sounds)
I have confession to make…I’m the babie’s daddy.
You know, ANS is not a story. She was a stripper turned Playboy model, turned gold-digger, turned drug addict. She had nothing to offer society and when her world fell apart she, sadly, didn’t have the skills or ability to save herself. She was an empty shell. She had no real “talent”. She was just a bombshell.
She surrounded herself with losers who only wanted “in” on the action and didn’t care about her at all. It’s a pathetic waste but her life and her sad end have no impact on anyone other than her family. Everyone else is just salivating over the dirty details. As the daughter of someone who was addicted to prescription drugs, it’s sad and painful to watch her slurring her words on tv every night.
Just a reminder, the DNA will reveal the father of Daniellynne is Smith’s dead son Daniel. She ,Anna Nicole Smith, fucked her son. Her Daddy is her brother. We are in hillbilly heaven!
what a bunch of douche bags…..why don’t they quickly do a dna test and put this to rest?