Anna Nicole Smith recently buried her son Daniel in the Bahamas, but now that she’s getting kicked out she’s facing the possibility of having to exhume the body to bring back to the United States. A source says:
“She waited as long as she did to bury him [39 days after her son died] because she was trying to figure out if she could get his body into the U.S. Now that she might get booted out, the word is she’s going to take her son’s body with her.”
At the rate her life is going, when she goes in to unbury her son she’s gonna find that the body is already missing. And then on closer inspection notice the body actually clawed its way out on its own. Yeah, that’s right, I said it. He’s a zombie. Oh no I di’int just go there. Oh no I di’int.
49–brings a whole new meaning to MILF, I suppose
Papahotnuts,
Welcome back to both you and your nuts.
yoyo. dat shit is wacked! boyeeeee!
Slight Oedipal complex from the redneck in Alabama….
Isn’t there some other process that’s a little easier for the indecisive?
Like CREMATION???
RichPort – she was assaulted in her trailer home. Bet her son’s middle name is Earl.
He did it to get even with his BROTHER. Yeesh where is Ole Sparky? Fire that bad boy up and have a bbqin!
I can imagine Anna, much like Zeus, standing and bellowing ‘Rise from your grave’ Altered Beast style.
The bahamas is a shit-hole it’s an insult to be buried there. Nothing like good ole US soil.
Anna, if u ever see this post…just want u to know….I LOVE YOU!!!
we should really just leave her alone for a while